Another year, another chance to reach gold!

Laughing Fish·Jan 2, 2017·4 votes·733 views

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4 Comments

SpookyNeedleJan 2, 20173 votes

Okay mr fish, I have a question that may lead to more questions. What does garen do? Like my main (Fiora) split pushes and duels, what is garen's win condition?

PureSilvrrJan 2, 20172 votes

Spins until lategame when he has 4k health with 200 armor and mr and shreds your armor until he can kill you with a 1k true damage ult while being fast as fuck and unkillable

Laughing FishJan 2, 20171 votes

Garen's win condition is quite simple: Justice.

http://i.imgur.com/W0wVY4c.gif?Noredirect

But how does Garen achieve such a noble goal? A simple, easy to follow 3 step plan:

Step 1: Spin

Step 2: Win

Step 3: DEMACIA!!!

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Now, sometimes the enemy thinks they can get away with acts of villainy. But Garen thankfully has a way to deal with Noxian Scum: Advanced Bush Mechanics

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