When riot gives the simplified math behind an ability, but you still don't understand it

Q 70% damage to minions WTF IS THIS

I remember kindred's ult confusing a lot of people in the community lel

I love how they act as if they are making extremely calculated and mathematical balance changes like lowering damage per level by 2% and 3% after level 12 with a flat reducion of 1 damage at all levels, and then they do random shit like allow Darius to heal 1k hp with a single q.

Uhm. Galio's ult