123 Things I Hate About League of Legends

: Oh look, another Tryndamere. : I don't have to land my skill shot to gain free move speed! Because 3 dashes wasn't enough! : An assassin with all lock on abilities? That sounds like a good idea! : We nerfed his sustain and then moved it to a passive no mana effect! We sure do think ahead don't we Riot? : I missed bandage tos.. Oh wait no I didn't! #skillshots : I throw my E and THEN my R for double damage and do literally nothing else because mechanics! : 450 mechanics with 6300 damage! Makes sense. Gotta reward the high level mechanics. : I slowed you but I still can't catch up! : I built Rylai's and do nothing but smack you with annoying stars. And you literally cannot go anywhere. : I flashed behind you and ulted /lcsplays : I missed my R and killed my whole team : I missed my Q and killed the enemy ADC. I also have a no counterplay AoE silence because WHY THE FUCK NOT!? : I pressed R and made your teammate flash into you! : I don't have to land my only skill shot, I'll just run up and AA for free stuns! Why am I so hard to balance? Gosh, we'll never know! : I'm going to AA headshot, E headshot, W headshot, ult. Oh you're at my turret? 5 traps Watch these "plays". : True damage has always worked before and no one has EVER complained about it. Let's do it again! : Now I don't have to land a skill shot to machine gun Rylai's someone! Awesome! : I pressed W and now there's literally no counterplay! Yay! Silence healthy for the game! : I dive in to use my package because apparently ADC's want to be like Rumble?! : I slowed you, pressed Q, walked away, got free heals. Easy? : I killed the ADC. I didn't have to land my Q. : I go where I please because I'm no threat and enemy team gets to 5v4 and win. : My player base 1v5's, dies, blames the team. : I only need one ability to stick to you. But let's just pile that sht on. Because more mechanics with less counterplay is the future! Or... past? : I landed my stun. So now I nuke you with max health damage. And then turn form and do missing health damage. Yay!! : I don't have to gank all game, you'll still be so scared that you'll sit under turret and let us win. : My Q that procs a slow every time doesn't do damage but I'll annoy you as you pace back and forth not sure if you should dive or not. : Silence is healthy for the game. In fact, let me add a fear! : True damage. : Darn I missed my R. Oh wait... : I press R and die to all the damage I took. : I literally do not do anything all game but farm for items that I'll use in one team fight so I can go back to farming. : My lane opponent TP'd bot, got kills and now I get to do true damage. That'll teach him! : I'm right clicking for free poke with frozen mallet and no mana costs. This is healthy. : You out played me and dodged my E but I flashed. How about them apple ales? : Sometimes Riot gets in a really toxic mood and makes one of these. : Wards don't matter. I'm already behind you and you've been feared and I proc'd sheen and you're dead. : I like to buy Zz'rot and then stay in one lane because I don't know what split pushing means. : You dodged everything for 15 minutes but oh wait you dove me so I pressed R and penta. : I stun you then heal (with true damage) when you start to out play me. : Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends sent me here to show you that Riot has no boundaries in stealing model looks from other shows. : I've been broken for so long but because I keep ADC's safe, I'm allowed to exist. : I pressed R and killed every non mobile champion without flash : I don't need a real weapon. I'll still AA and kill everyone. High reward, no mechanics FTW!! : I poke like a Nidalee, sting like a Lee. My kit is overloaded and take no skill. : ADC's weren't right clicking hard enough. So this happened. Oh and HAH! Riot can do more than just make 3-hit proc champions. : I'm 0-10 but my AoE rockets + passive gave me a Penta. Right clicking sure is rewarding. : If you don't have mobility, i will literally rip your heart out. : I press Q. That's literally all I do. And I'm still picked at a high rate. : Your team just died in my E because you thought I was dead. : RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR : RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR : I'll be useless for 45 minutes. And then solo and kill the whole team. : Poke champion with no mana cost? What could go wrong. : I don' need ISO damage to kill your whole team. I also do my damage before my leap finishes. "Outplayed". : They really screwed up on making me and gave up because Riot continues to do more than they're capable of. : Lock on ult while I give my team a Sivir ult. Because Riot loves Sivir ult. : See . : See . : I don't fall off late game. That's a myth. I actually scale very well. : I can 1v1 and kill any ADC. : I pressed R and used my lock on stun. Haha counterplayed. : I get free auto attacks because ??? : I can't be a solid support or people have to abuse me top and middle because abusive community hampers any chance for me being viable. : I snared you once, so you get to die. I also get to hit my E before it lands because logic. : People get mad that tanks are "weak" but then see a Malphite 100-0 an ADC and be unkillable and are okay with it. : How can you hate a champion that presses R on Yasuo and makes him cry. Oh haha JK Merc scimitar because fck AP champions. : I pressed R and it.. does... nothing.. :/ : Double strike. AP damage. True damage. Immune to slow and auto attack slow. Q to dodge skill shot CC. Okay... : Highest health pool of any ADC. High burst. Too close? I hurt. Too far? Q. : I'm a binary champion that doesn't need to be as rewarding as my mains claim, but they like low mechanics with high rewards ( ) : I miss my Q all game. I'll press R. Haha out played. : A small amount of wind can stop a whole wave. : I press Q all game. My mains don't know what the other buttons on the keyboard do. : You're zigzagging back and forth trying to out play me so I'll use lock on knock up and auto attack stun and just in case, send a cho'gath sized anchor at you. : i used to be toxic because I pressed Q for the nukez. Riot decided to give me more damage if I used cougar form right after! Yay, logic. : Wards? : I'm stealing enemy jungle camps so that I can... Um.. wait what do I do? : I pressed R to negate any sort of counterplay your team thought of having. Move speed + Q slow + ghost = Yeah, that's necessary. : My tank engaged and I pressed R. I backpack on my team's engages like Yasuo. : My Q is level 2. You will never play this game again. : You can't out trade me. : I like to use my only disengage to engage.. : Okay. : You're going to get knocked up. There's nothing you can do. : I'm fed. Enemy ADC walks up to me. I lock on stun for 100-0 combo. ADC is confused. Didn't know you're not supposed to walk into CC. : Your ADC will die. Even if they flash. : I have no mana costs because Riot thinks my cooldowns are my weakness. I rushed 45% CDR. Counterplayed the Rito balance team. : I'm going to keep pressing Q. You're not farming if you're melee. : Lock on snares are hard to land. : People (that have never and never will play me) accuse Rito of nerfing me to the ground. I just wish I knew what my ult radius was. : I sent my clone to your low HP ADC and your team wanted the assist. : I press R and completely turn bot lane around but my mains (and people who don't even play him) want my lane phase buffed so I can dominate two lanes at once because that's 'balanced'. :My mains want me buffed but I'm mechanically easy and my twin bites has been a nuisance to balance. But let's ignore that and pretend it's not a problem. : I'm here to troll both teams. : Sion mains cried and cried about me being weak but have been quiet a long time after they realized that's not true. : Pre rework Sivir was better. Riot employs too many gameplay discussion posters. : Slow, stun, suppress. Warwick is jealous. : Lock on Q. Lock on W. Lock on E. I have one skill shot and I only use it when I get caught all the time. : I don't have to make any decisions or plays all game. : R : I can miss all my skill shots and press R to use them against you. : AA Q AA. Oh, I get to eat you. : I voted for Donald Trump. : Riot tried to force assassins to have to do more than just dash in and press R and now assassin mains are mad so I don't get played any more. : I pressed R and my whole team just dove. Good luck. : Nice merc scimitar. My blind was to help me two shot you not stop your AA's. : I'll chase you, use my E, and watch you zig zag, lose ground, and die to my team as I hold onto my Q. : W R enough peel to make Janna my best buddy and most toxic combo to try and kill. : Insane slows + sustain. Raid boss incoming if you mess up one time. : Lock on stun. My only skill shot is no longer difficult to land. : I stealthed and am going the exact opposite way that you're assuming I'm going. : I'm going to backdoor and you'll never catch me. : I generally do well and can win most 1v1 match ups. Camped. : Q : I don't even play around my W anymore. It's no longer a necessary part of my kit. : I pressed R. You're not carrying anymore. : I can proc insane amounts of true damage but no one bats an eye. : Lock on ult because people keep dodging my flash Q and I don't like counterplay. : My W is a cool execute that scales off my health and makes me super fun to lane against. : Jealous of Skarner. : I pressed R and dropped 1000 damage on you. : I'm going to press R and miss all attempts. : I go in. Every time. No matter what. With a glass cannon build. : I have one skill shot. No cost. No punishment if I miss. I dashed onto you and pressed Q. Counterplay is not permitted. : First you must fight my ghouls and my ult before you can ever challenge me. : Lock range engage with easy to land pop up. Yasuo, get in on this. : I pressed R, and your ADC can't do anything because s(he) flashed too early and I'm still on them. : Q... Q... Q... Q... Q... Q... I just W'd and the enemy Amumu used it to dive my team. Oops : R : I don't have to land my skill shots on the seedlings. I get free plants for free poke and I never have to be in range to make you pay for it.