Wanna hear a really good one, once read a comment that said "I play league to get away from people" the fallowing comment was "You play a game that forces you to play with 9 other people to get away from people? That's like going to the beach to get away from the water."
My mother loves the beach, but is terrfied of the ocean. I still don't really get that. I guess she just likes that the beaches here are beautiful. http://az616578.vo.msecnd.net/files/2016/02/29/635923523748389704-642046149_giphy.gif
Fish can you see the videos on the MYMU?
honestly as you are a memelord i think you could find friends by looking out of a dark window. they are everywhere.
also, and i hate to do this, but I need people to proliferate this gamemode I made, so here's a link to my post. http://boards.na.leagueoflegends.com/en/c/memes/E6tTagL6-an-interesting-custom-game-concept-runebattle