Your main meets a Poro for the first time...

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: Ahahaha! You are small and insignificant compared to me! Tremble at my overwhelming dark power! : ... :P : I AM EVIL! STOP LOOKING AT ME LIKE THAT!

"...Father?"

moons it

ITS EVEN FWUFFIER THEN MY TAILSSSSSSSSSSSSSS OMGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG

It's fluffy. Does it know the word of our lord and savior, the sun?

Its for the best that I don't mention what he'll end up doing.

"Its sooooooooo cute. Can we keep it Garen?"

Picks it up and carries it with a single arm as he singlehandedly tanks for the team. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4D2FPzS2sJo

: Where is he??

I must be touching him! He is so cuddly!

: Lee sin? Why are you holding me and cuddling me?

: What? I am holding a poro!

: ........

: (looks at it) Gems...(Turns it into a super bling Poro to distract enemies while his team split pushes

It serves no purpose, no function. What is the point of its existence? ooo? It's cute, Viktor. That's its entire point. Who's a good little poro? Coos affectionately I will build an improved version. It will be just as 'cute' but will possess an in-built multi-tool for utility purposes and a laser for self-def- You put that creature down monster! Facepalm I am not- She means me Viktor. Confused expression Strides over and attempts to take the poro from ; a fight ensues. Sad face

... fluffy noises Smash! ):

turns it into a Voidling

:D : Aw, Its adorable! Yo cupcake, can we keep it? : After the K-9 unit incident? Not a chance. : Aw, come on. I forgot I had them on!

hold on, I got an app picture for this (not mine, sadly don't have source ):

.... ..... pets

picks it up and becomes ooooooo

"Wow you guys really are cute" licks laughs

"Hand over the coinpurse, or my name's going in your bone!" "Are YOU a villain?"

"Do you know of our lord and savior, Ao Shin?"

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Or

"How adorable! I will teach you how to embrace your inner will and release the power of your spirit!"

"oooooo"

stares at poro :P flips poro

http://img2.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20150216221812/leagueoflegends/images/2/20/Rumble_Poro.jpg

:D I find you adorable. :D You shall be my pet. :D ults

: Oh look at you, aren't you just adorable? : Poro! Hops onto Tristy : Wait, what are you doing... NONONONONONO DON'T YOU DARE HIT THAT BUTTON : Poro? : Yes, that button... NO WAIT Catapults away : OH MY GOD HOW COME NOBODY TOLD MEEEEEEEEEEEeeeeeeeeeee...

...Hey, can you think...? Didn't think so. Damn.

"Remind me to keep Urf away the next time Baron Nasher attacks. I should have used a pick up helicopter"

Roars at it, sending it tumbling.

would probably just drain it and then would use the power of cuteness for evil.

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOR

Vlad would teach it the ways of hemomancy.

"I wonder if its soul is as fluffy as it is?"

: 0.0 cuddles the hell out of it

YOU SHALL GAIN UNLIMITED POWER LIKE ME!!!!

"you'll make a fine killer someday" straps a warhead to it and leaves in an enemy base

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Wha.. Wraaaa *jumps on * What are you doing?Go away! ... .... ... I..I ..i guess you could stay with me !it's not like i find you cute or anything ok?I'm ..kee..keeping,YEAH keeping you until we find a solution!

I miss my kind... Whatever Poros say (So cute and fluffy) Now I've got you! You'll never escape!

"Hello small one. Do you need something or are you just going to stand there?" :P "Very well. I shall pet you." Or alternatively... "OMGOMGOMGOMGOMG!!!!!!!! IT'S SO FWUFFY OMG!!!! :P "OMG YOU'RE ADOWABLE! OH YES YOU ARE, OH YES YOU ARE!!!

(as a young boy) - Why hello little poro! Come with me, mother will pour us some nice milk!

: It's too nice, get it away! : OOOOOOOOOOOOOO... : Stop staring at me! I am evil! : OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO... : Places his hat on poro There. Evil. Runs away laughing maniacally : Under the hat OOOOOOOO... Calls down lump of pure darkness and imitates laugh

He mistakes it for a meep and throws it at high velocity towards his enemies, where it explodes.

its Winter now and my Ball can't function in cold weather. Oh, what will I do? The League doesn't take any breaks, I must find a solution!

[POPS OUT OF BUSH]

*whoa, what's that? *grabs Poro and inspects it

hmm, it's round, white. It's surface is made of a material that seems to be elastic, even in this cold weather, and it feels like it's generating a lot of heat.

*squints at the Poro for a minute

*transforms index finger into a pocket knife

A few hours later...

Ah! Now my ball has a coat to keep it warm, and it even matches my winter getup! Nothing can stop me now! ^-^

.. Intriguing. : poro noises : .. Talon, I want to keep it. : Σ(▽□▽ ;) I highly recommend you reconsider- I will name it squishy. And he will be mine. And he will be my squishy. ...

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: GNAR! ( ㅇㅅㅇ) : ( ㅇㅅㅇ)

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: ... silent riven noises : ... silent poro noises (◕‿◕✿)

What Poro? It's probably in Kog's belly by now.

[balances it on the edge of his blade

"Observe."