Conspiracy theories

As seen on the Pool Party Points updates, we might not be able to make it. Impossible, some might say, banking heavily on the idea that the weekend will pay out for the community. Others state that gifting will make a difference.

But chilling new discoveries from my unnamed source states otherwise.

The truth is, we won't be able to max out that bar down to Pool Party Mundo. An insider leaked to me that the Illumanti Skype Group is cleverly blocking any attempt for the community to reach the goal. Let me explain how. The Illumanti Skype Group are composed of Diamond 1 players who created millions of smurfs, hi-jacked Riot's match making system, and are secretly playing against every 5 man party to prevent the earning of points. They also incorporate bots and scripts in higher level play to prevent anyone else to reaching the level of Diamond 1 and discovering their secrets, banking on the idea that bots and macros won't look suspicious in high elo because of 20XX where everyone plays their champs to TAS levels of perfection.

Riot agrees to this devious practice due to the fact that it forces the common user to gain points by buying RP and gifts instead of winning 5 player matchmade parties. It isn't easy getting five players, it's even harder to win. Sure, there are some discrepancies, but that's expected.

Remember, every player in a game except you is in a Skype call, and the only intention for the people within that call is to troll you and prevent you from reaching Diamond 1. which you clearly deserve.