When someone is playing your main and you try to give them advice

Sonicblaster33·Nov 10, 2016·8 votes·838 views

But they refuse to listen http://cdn.tinybuddha.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/Stressed.png

27 Comments

Stars ShaperNov 10, 20165 votes

Me: "Man, item 3057 on Xerath isn't really a good choice" Enemy: "stfu"

EvilUnicornLordNov 10, 20162 votes

You have my upvote.

EvilUnicornLordNov 10, 20164 votes

"What are you building?"

First item item 3078 on Poppy . It took them only seven deaths and 20 minutes to finish it.

"Since you're playing a jungler with no long range dashes like Zac or movement speed steroids like Yi, you should probably rush item 3800 to help you with ganks."

"Dont tell me how to play poppy ill mute you" Proceeds to not even upgrade boots.

And Ralanr wonders why I don't like Star Guardian Poppy. People have been telling me not to play my main because she's evidently a troll pick now.

Sonicblaster33Nov 10, 20161 votes

Star Guardian Poppy is a cool skin and Poppy in general is an amazing pick, especially against a dash heavy team

EvilUnicornLordNov 10, 20163 votes

Star Guardian Poppy has effectively dropped her winrate by a solid 7% despite recent buffs, risen her banrate above Teemo's for a short while simply because nobody wanted such a "trash champion" on their team, and ruined whatever reputation she had left as a tank.

I know Poppy's an amazing pick, I main her! My average winrate with her is 60% with a 8.2/5.9/12.4 KDA! But I've seen first time Poppys on ARAM do far better than every single Star Guardian Poppy I've seen. There's got to be a few good Star Guardian Poppys out there, but I have yet to see any.

Really, people have been abusing her with cruddy plays and even worse builds all thanks to that skin that she doesn't even suit. The only positive thing I can find about it is that it's now a whole lot easier to get an S.

Sonicblaster33Nov 10, 20161 votes

I'd say I'm a fairly decent SG Poppy. Que up with me sometime and I'll show you there is hope

EvilUnicornLordNov 10, 20161 votes

Not really, no.

Better than all the others I've seen, yes. But a an average KDA of 4.6/6.8/9.4 isn't "decent".

Sonicblaster33Nov 10, 20161 votes

The last week of ranked really hurt my winrate

EvilUnicornLordNov 10, 20161 votes

Sounds like fun.

Sonicblaster33Nov 10, 20161 votes

Yep, smurfs and flamers everywhere

EvilUnicornLordNov 10, 20161 votes

If you want to improve that Poppy game, I do have some tips and pointers you could use.

RalanrNov 10, 20161 votes

They would have played her poorly even if they didn't get that Poppy skin and you know it.

EvilUnicornLordNov 10, 20161 votes

They wouldn't have played her in the first place if that Poppy skin never existed.

All the other Star Guardian skins are legit.

Lux is sunshine and rainbows.

Lulu is faeries and magic.

Janna is beauty incarnate.

Jinx is going crazy every once in a while.

Poppy is this.

But now thanks to the "amazing" League community that doesn't care in the least about the lore, character, or personality of a character, Poppy's now a 0/20/1 lame excuse for a frontliner.

You wouldn't understand because you main Sion who's just an undead abomination. Had he any character and they gave him a "kawaii anime skin" that completely destroyed his personality arc, you'd finally get it.

RalanrNov 10, 20161 votes

You're right, I really would have problems relating because of how my main is.

I do agree that Poppy's next skin could focus less on the adorable factor and more on the fact that she's a warrior.

Edit: I just kinda dislike it when you bash SG Poppy players because I'm technically one of those.

EvilUnicornLordNov 10, 20161 votes

Ok, I didn't realize I was shoving you into a group of feeders. Sorry.

RalanrNov 10, 20161 votes

Eh, I take things too personally sometimes (and I have fed on Poppy at times. Though it was against Vladimir and Darius so...eh?). Thank you.

EvilUnicornLordNov 10, 20161 votes

I've had my hammer handed to me by Rumble before.

Every champion has a counter and Poppy has a ton.

ItsOrvalNov 10, 20161 votes

Like when people play Jayce and build Tear first :(

Sonicblaster33Nov 10, 20161 votes

Jayce seems like a very fun (and sexy) champion that I wouldn't mind learning how to play if I ever am forced out of my jungle and into top. Any thing I should know before going into him?

Cap7ain Teem0Nov 10, 20161 votes

its not that bad, its not ideal but if i am in a lane where i don't need the extra damage i back at 750 buy it and proceed to get a kill because the damage is still ridiculous and i can now stay in lane forever

ItsOrvalNov 10, 20161 votes

Any thing I should know before going into him?

He is the best champion in my opinion.
Always Q+E first when in Cannon mode, otherwise the enemy will just predict your shots.
He takes some time to main.
Always master Q first then W. Put your first point in W tho so you can poke the enemy in lane.
Take fervor or thunderlords, both work good with Jayce's W early game. Making you win lane.
If the enemy team is squishy, just build full crit Jayce. You will have tons of damage and can kill anybody in a few shots.
Always back once you get either 700 gold or 1100 gold for Dirk.
Dont waste your mana on your abilities, thats how you lose lane. They dont do much damage until you get Dirk anyways. Waste your mana on W instead, so you can just poke to win.
Play safe early game, if someone is all inning you, you usually wont win till you get your first back. Just poke in lane, then go in brush.
When you push lane into enemy top tower, run to mid and just blast a Q+E combo at the enemy mid laner, then go back to top lane. That will help your mid laner a lot!

JofeyyNov 10, 20161 votes

Yasuo building cdr LUL

PureSilvrrNov 10, 20161 votes

But theyre on the enemy team so you don't want to help him, but the mistakes are so hideous

6SfoolNov 10, 20161 votes

When you're playing your main and someone tries to give you advice, because "they're the expert." Hello, stranger, how do like my champ? I recommend this skill order, these items in this order, oh and by the way, you don't spam laugh enough.

AgeOfTheMageNov 10, 20161 votes

Soraka just..... HNGGGGGGGGGGG

ItsbeghdevNov 15, 20161 votes

I saw a Swain build RoA after GLP, claim he knows how to build Swain, and then build Athene's of all things. He didn't even get Wooglet's (this was in a game of hexakill TT), even though it's basically Rabadon's, an awesome item on someone who loves flat AP, combined with Zhonya's, which is pretty much core. Looked him up afterwards and not only had he not played Swain since before 6.9, he hadn't played Swain for several whole years.