So your favorite champion is being blackmailed by Trundle. What does he have on them?
What does 
have on your favorite champion that they desperately wish to keep hidden?
Examples:
Isn't really blind.
is wearing a fake mustache.
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showers daily, with clean water and soap
lives a double life as an outstanding citizen who does community service regularly
wished she married 
instead of 
"Milks" himself
Keeps a pet cat and likes gardening
has a crippling honey addiction
Is an atheist.
is actually a fully developed adult dwarf pretending to be a child to take advantage of her enemies.
he know this is 
in disguise
Is actually using steroids to make herself stronger.
Nothing. He simply has a black envelope and mistook the meaning of the word "blackmail".
BLASPHEMY!!
's favorite food is Shrimp Alfredo
has a vestigial 10th tail
has a thing for 
and vice versa
has a crush on Dragon. They cuddle when nobody's looking.
knows the Evolution won't really be that glorious.
questions first, explodes later.
You're not the Real Troll King
Has an identical twin sister
That embarrassing photo of Caitlyn at the Christmas party.
Under the mistletoe, obviously.
has a kinder side and isn't completely about hunting animals and putting their heads on his walls (represented in The Discovery Of Gnar)
and like dogs
eats KFC
is scared from the dark
is a tiny guy in a copter
Not my favorite Champion but heres one.
IS a Christian
i dont have a favorite really so here is what i came up with:
he knows that 
really did kill the elder
Actually has a very social lifestyle outside of the League.
Will not make you "breathless."
Does not actually know how to make you disappear.
doesn't always go where he pleases
He knows MF secretly keeps two watermelons in her bra to try and fool sailors.
likes to tan
cannot swim
is dating a magical pony (shudders)
is a famous disco dancer, hence why he keeps an afro
gained a 1/2 lb last month. She has already killed 17 people who commented on it.
She actually wears shoes but hides them.
is actually a dude
Has a crippling addiction to hallucinogens. Surprisingly, they actually increase his performance in the field.
Still uses his "crypitc gaze" to make himself more "mysterious."
He actually has a friend. And that friend is Lulu.
IS NOT THE FATHER 
can actually talk
but chooses not to so that he can troll his team mates with his ult in impunity
's walking suit "Tristy" is in fact a mechanized "girlfriend"
but he got carried away and added flame throwers and missile launchers
sometimes stays in jaguar form and forgets herself on the carpet
is a woman and is killing her babies
Pictures.
What does he have on them? Probably a giant block of ice. Ba-dum-chssh.
horn's fake.
you can actually milk them...
(not my fav champ but i couldn't think of anything else funny)
is actually the result of the genetic experiment known as Les Yordles Terribles
Let that 1 guy go