So your favorite champion is being blackmailed by Trundle. What does he have on them?
What does 
have on your favorite champion that they desperately wish to keep hidden?
Examples:
Isn't really blind.
is wearing a fake mustache.
66 Comments
IceKingChernobog13 votes
showers daily, with clean water and soap
lives a double life as an outstanding citizen who does community service regularly
wished she married 
instead of 
"Milks" himself
Keeps a pet cat and likes gardening
has a crippling honey addiction
Laughing Fish10 votes
Fishbones would love that.
MeesterMoo2 votes"Milks" oh my go- you... you know what... I'm done... I really am.
Digivolve11 votes
Is an atheist.
Michael C13711 votes
is actually a fully developed adult dwarf pretending to be a child to take advantage of her enemies.
SlackerboyTC9 votes
Is actually using steroids to make herself stronger.
warpenguin5559 votes
he know this is 
in disguise
Chaotic Reks2 votesBUT IMAGINE IF HE HAD A REAL WEAPON
Sirsir7 votes
BLASPHEMY!!
's favorite food is Shrimp Alfredo
has a vestigial 10th tail
has a thing for 
and vice versa
Trylobyte7 votes
has a crush on Dragon. They cuddle when nobody's looking.
knows the Evolution won't really be that glorious.
questions first, explodes later.
DrCyanide7 votesNothing. He simply has a black envelope and mistook the meaning of the word "blackmail".
goldensilver096 votes You're not the Real Troll King
Laughing Fish7 votesTrundle blackmailing himself? http://media.giphy.com/media/kKPWz3TC2LBGo/giphy.gif
IcyPepper1 votes
"What I do it all the time."
Chaotic Reks1 votes
AHEM
IcyPepper5 votes
That embarrassing photo of Caitlyn at the Christmas party.
Under the mistletoe, obviously.
ForPortal2 votes likes wearing pretty dresses.
esmelar5 votes Has an identical twin sister
MetaAwesome3 votes
Actually has a very social lifestyle outside of the League.
Will not make you "breathless."
Does not actually know how to make you disappear.
Chespin20131 votesi guess 2.95 a minute really wasn't a steal
insaiyanbacca3 votesi dont have a favorite really so here is what i came up with:
he knows that 
really did kill the elder
Laughing Fish3 votesI knew it.
Maximum Zilean3 votes
He knows MF secretly keeps two watermelons in her bra to try and fool sailors.
SadGod2k1 votesLike a human siren, she lures them with her melons and gives them the bullet rain.
SeductiveGrandpa3 votes
has a kinder side and isn't completely about hunting animals and putting their heads on his walls (represented in The Discovery Of Gnar)
ArcaneDonut3 votes
and like dogs
eats KFC
is scared from the dark
is a tiny guy in a copter
Yatsufuså2 votes has something to say about that..
Sooko3 votes
doesn't always go where he pleases
Snarflaz3 votesNot my favorite Champion but heres one.
IS a Christian
exiledFromBadmen2 votes
She actually wears shoes but hides them.
Dat cool kid2 votes is actually a dude
DeloricVI2 votes
Has a crippling addiction to hallucinogens. Surprisingly, they actually increase his performance in the field.
Still uses his "crypitc gaze" to make himself more "mysterious."
He actually has a friend. And that friend is Lulu.
Kofei2 votes
IS NOT THE FATHER 
Nameless Hero2 votes can actually talk
but chooses not to so that he can troll his team mates with his ult in impunity
Nameless Hero2 votes
's walking suit "Tristy" is in fact a mechanized "girlfriend"
but he got carried away and added flame throwers and missile launchers
Ice Weasel X2 votes[{quoted}](name=Nameless Hero,realm=EUW,application-id=Ir7ZrJjF,discussion-id=OzoNi3JB,comment-id=001c,timestamp=2015-04-09T09:23:35.921+0000)
Well, he does spend as much time as possible "inside" Tristy. And when he's finished, there's an explosive exit with an emphatic ejaculation.
A verbal ejaculation. Totally what I meant. "Wheeeeeeeeeeeee!"
Nameless Hero2 votes sometimes stays in jaguar form and forgets herself on the carpet
Chespin20132 votes
is a woman and is killing her babies
OneMoreDaySK2 votes
Pictures.
Tentacle Love2 votesWhat does he have on them? Probably a giant block of ice. Ba-dum-chssh.
Drackolus2 votes
horn's fake.
Nameless Hero2 votes
likes to tan
cannot swim
is dating a magical pony (shudders)
is a famous disco dancer, hence why he keeps an afro
gained a 1/2 lb last month. She has already killed 17 people who commented on it.
SadGod2k1 votesTHE HEIM ONE KILT ME
TakaDama1 votes is actually the result of the genetic experiment known as Les Yordles Terribles
Mazianos1 votes
Let that 1 guy go
SmknWdl1 votes you can actually milk them...
(not my fav champ but i couldn't think of anything else funny)
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