But you tried to speak it anyway https://m.popkey.co/2b2cd1/3D0eq.gif I remember calling "Jungle" because while I mainly farmed mid lane, I would roam a lot and got kills in the jungle. And it took me way too long to figure out what an ADC was.
I've been playing for years and i still dont know what this myth of a KS is.
It has to really exist tho because I see it all the time. Last time I was accused of it was during a 5v5 teamfight at the Baron pit.
I had to apologize to the guy...I surely didnt mean to kill the guy that the other 4 members of my team was also attacking.
Ill have to do more research on this wonderful mythical term KS.
http://i.makeagif.com/media/8-11-2015/MrlcQH.gif
All lanes are singed's
I'll never forget the first time I did drafted...
"UHHH.... UHHHHHHHH...... WHAT THE HELL DO I DO???"
:drag 1512
:mf f 510
:Wraiths camp gone gg
Mid or Feed
Mid or Disco Nunu
Me: <___< .>>
Ok..<____>?????
G_G
I used to think lane "Camping" was just another fancy word for duo lane..untill one time i took support 
top and my team got angry at me.
"Wait, why do you want a leash? You're not even a dog character."
I remember asking my friend what adc is, I don't remember his exact respond, but somehow I started thinking that there are two junglers, and adc is the one in the bottom map area, so I had about 8 games of someone else calling jungle, followed by an "ok imma adc" respond by me, just to insta lock jungle and stupidily farm the bottom area jungle while being flamed by my entire team.
That's me now. Thankfully my fiance and son help me..I have no fucking idea what I'm doing. I basically play support with whatever champ I play (
mostly) , stay in bots and apologize like a Canadian.
I remember when i started this game I did 
every game. I got my first and only penta playing this. I can't remember what the last item was though.
Edit: I just looked at the game where i got the penta and it was this: http://matchhistory.na.leagueoflegends.com/en/#match-details/NA1/1959063036/230343476?tab=overview
When I first started, whenever someone would call bot, i thought they were calling someone a bot, when they were actually going bot lane.
For the first two months I played I got sad whenever I saw "nj" because i thought it meant "noob job" and that I had messed up somehow :(
Most people still don't know what "BM" means. I see this used out of context so much my liver has started failing because of it.
I played during a time where there was no terminology...
"What do you mean by CS?"
I came from Dota 2 and they use very different terminology, like safe lane or suicide lane (the lane closest to turret and farthest from it respectively) Carries go into the jungle and afk farm for most of the game. The most confusing thing was CS. Dota has creeps, but league has minions? "What could the C stand for? Creeps make the most sense but I was specifically told these were MINIONS, not creeps. Oh here's the minion score! Wow I have 325 already I must be great at farming!" Now I loathe 325 ms.
I used to think cs meant counter strike lol
I play LoL a little over a year now and I still hear new terminology... Only about two month ago I heared "Turtle it" for the first time, when I played with some guys from gold and plat. "Open mid" was a new one too and 'ff' is new too i think?
What do you mean I shouldn't be building a 
on 
?
''Proceeds to keep toggling E on and of, thinking it's a normal spell with no cooldown that gives you MS''
It took me the longest time to understand what on-hit effects were*[zombie-brand-facepalm]*
When I started playing league I had a friend named Mia, when my friend told me to call mia after getting ganked by a roam, I was like "Mia? you know mia? How did you get her number?"
I'm still trying to figure out if we are calling trolls who feed the AI on purpose (i.e. people who spend the whole game aa'ing the enemy under the enemy tower as 
, likely in an already occupied lane and never build anything more than 
and 
) in the Co-Op mode "Bots" or "IP farmers" .--.
I had no idea what a gank was, and was just a 12 year old way to say flank, like turrent
I used to think FFS meant forfeits
I was wrong.
