You must be mistaken. Everybody knows Mordekaiser es numero uno!
HUE HUE HUE HUE HUE HUE HUE HUE HUE HUE
Please wicked backflips are the way to to go
https://49.media.tumblr.com/49d7ac9a7e445d8f61d8de37467e12aa/tumblr_nteskqYSfs1u7sjavo1_400.gif
She can also sing!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U-6NykqtUSw
(Wish it wasn't auto-tuned Cristina Vee already has a pretty singing voice ;w;)
But you are forgetting one small thing... +6 http://i.imgur.com/vbe2SqZ.gif
http://st.elohell.net/public/chill/56de599ee03525a511f44c4aafeb5b6d.gif
so we just gon ignore yorick and his skills on the shovel?
If they want a fight, we will oblige.
https://31.media.tumblr.com/027766161c295dc2a346b73223d17bbe/tumblr_inline_o2sjtqXAha1tii0jj_500.gif
http://pa1.narvii.com/5759/7d4b9a24b6bcba52992f7727cfa9b29e7a1f0619_hq.gif
She also spins to win, and can eat you. Clearly Rek'Sai > Garen
Or more simply put:
Garen > Filthy accursed Noxus villains
Teemo > Garen
Not even the power of justice can bring down Satan.
Garen? More like 1 shot https://i.ytimg.com/vi/zqAQBBdRpt8/maxresdefault.jpg
Garen > the entire League roster
ftfy