Daily Reminder that Garen > Mordekaiser > Veigar > Riven

Laughing Fish·Apr 20, 2016·31 votes·5,577 views

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95 Comments

Malicious MetalApr 20, 201635 votes

You must be mistaken. Everybody knows Mordekaiser es numero uno!

HUE HUE HUE HUE HUE HUE HUE HUE HUE HUE

Laughing FishApr 20, 201642 votes

Sure, Morde is a badass: http://i.imgur.com/CyVcgUa.gif?Noredirect

But he does not spin, therefore he cannot win. That is basic science bro. http://49.media.tumblr.com/1b664466acdef475bed5c3c639674cd5/tumblr_mn363iYK1z1so6il8o1_250.gif

SkelenthApr 20, 201615 votes

Velkoz Did someone say science?

Laughing FishApr 20, 201617 votes

http://i.imgur.com/AqnRut5.gif?Noredirect

ImmortalBloodCYApr 20, 20163 votes

Heimerdinger Somebody wants science?

MhihnjApr 21, 20162 votes

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AsydeApr 20, 20162 votes

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Did someone say science?

http://i0.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/000/517/111/fbd.jpg

SaphixiaApr 21, 20162 votes

Heimerdinger Viktor Science?

kasfasApr 20, 201614 votes

https://i.ytimg.com/vi/6m4sQQBmW_0/hqdefault.jpg

RaptorKarrApr 20, 201614 votes

Please wicked backflips are the way to to go

https://49.media.tumblr.com/49d7ac9a7e445d8f61d8de37467e12aa/tumblr_nteskqYSfs1u7sjavo1_400.gif

She can also sing!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U-6NykqtUSw

(Wish it wasn't auto-tuned Cristina Vee already has a pretty singing voice ;w;)

Laughing FishApr 20, 201616 votes

Riven is a homeless exiled disgrace. She cannot compete with the pure and just light of Demacia. http://41.media.tumblr.com/af257df02ad10c7b2c2839a2c265d87c/tumblr_nc67oxIG9k1rpyxc9o1_1280.png

RaptorKarrApr 20, 20167 votes

Now that's just mean, at least she isn't a bland character like Garen

Laughing FishApr 20, 201612 votes

Be very careful son. That sounds awfully close to something a villain would say. Garen is heroic badass, and the epitome of Justice. https://mondocon-site.s3.amazonaws.com/guests/150/leagueoflegendsgarendaverapoza__large.jpg

Riven is a war criminal whose own people tried to kill her. A sword really does mirror its owner. http://41.media.tumblr.com/66d5bf8560341ea444688d2e7fb734c2/tumblr_mwt0myAmvs1so0750o1_1280.jpg

RaptorKarrApr 20, 20164 votes

Ah, Ah your forgetting well known singer

http://i.imgur.com/XgtBCO4.jpg

Laughing FishApr 20, 201619 votes

Yeah, well Garen finally killed the Dunk Hunt dog. JUSTICE! http://i14.photobucket.com/albums/a347/Saiyuki4Life/FuckGaren.png

RaptorKarrApr 20, 20161 votes

Alot of people have

Laughing FishApr 20, 20163 votes

Not Riven. She would only kill him if he was totally defenseless.

RaptorKarrApr 20, 20163 votes

Mama Riven says otherwise http://41.media.tumblr.com/584c4ab47104a63234e39936edb8450c/tumblr_n83uupgwny1tof9kfo4_500.png

Laughing FishApr 20, 20162 votes

Annie isn't defenseless, so Riven will protect her and claim it is out of honor. But if Annie had no powers, she would do to her what she did to countless children in Ionia.

RaptorKarrApr 20, 20162 votes

I don't know Annie looks pretty beat up and is crying

Laughing FishApr 20, 20163 votes

But isn't completely defenseless. Tibbers is still there somewhere. Riven is only willing to slaughter innocent people if there is no risk to her own life. The moment her life was endanger by the brutality of the Noxus she immediately ran.

RaptorKarrApr 20, 20162 votes

you're treading on thin ice my friend

Laughing FishApr 20, 20166 votes

So I should still be safe. Riven wouldn't try to kill me until after I had fallen though the ice and developed hypothermia. She will just kill some orphans and puppies while she waits.

Malicious MetalApr 20, 20167 votes

Now, now. Children, Elders, Demacians, Noxians, all shall crumble once the Dead walk the land.

xXjoejaXxApr 20, 201611 votes

https://49.media.tumblr.com/05502d7128e5549cf52075df6c51eb5d/tumblr_nw4i7kBtFw1uz2pefo1_250.gif Voli FTW

Laughing FishApr 20, 201613 votes

Sure, Voli is good. But he BEARly falls short. http://eukito.com.br/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/tumblr_mc4bg8NLBM1ri4cgdo1_400.gif

A Superb VillainApr 20, 201610 votes

https://media.giphy.com/media/3o6ozrlBm4vVrVqvqo/giphy.gif

Laughing FishApr 20, 20166 votes

http://24.media.tumblr.com/bb869c4f5af4faf7302e0c3851cccfef/tumblr_n17al29BpG1smcbm7o1_250.gif Although I can't help feeling a little worried that this is a trap, and you will turn on my shortly.

VulcanIsHereApr 20, 20164 votes

I don't see anybody else saying it sooooo: IS THAT A SHORT JOKE? Veigar

Laughing FishApr 20, 20164 votes

Just a small one.

VulcanIsHereApr 20, 20164 votes

SENPAI FISH NOTICED ME! stay calm.... ahem

Veigar I AM EVIL! STOP LAUGHING

Laughing FishApr 20, 20163 votes

Come now, you had to know it would only be a short wait before I noticed you. https://media.giphy.com/media/3o85xA1EY5AppJ2GqI/giphy.gif

Sniper 0Apr 20, 20164 votes

Lies, all lies! http://s1.narvii.com/image/x2xza7gtexrxxrggffuqsrsm7xjktjya_hq.jpg

LOL SpammerApr 20, 20168 votes

But you are forgetting one small thing... +6 http://i.imgur.com/vbe2SqZ.gif

AzteryzApr 20, 20167 votes

http://st.elohell.net/public/chill/56de599ee03525a511f44c4aafeb5b6d.gif

so we just gon ignore yorick and his skills on the shovel?

AMYS GRAVEApr 20, 20166 votes

Braum If they want a fight, we will oblige.

https://31.media.tumblr.com/027766161c295dc2a346b73223d17bbe/tumblr_inline_o2sjtqXAha1tii0jj_500.gif

DorkunedAurasApr 20, 20165 votes

http://pa1.narvii.com/5759/7d4b9a24b6bcba52992f7727cfa9b29e7a1f0619_hq.gif

She also spins to win, and can eat you. Clearly Rek'Sai > Garen

Laughing FishApr 20, 20165 votes

She would get Rek't if she tried to stand before the might of Demacia. If regular daylight can hurt voidlings, than the pure light of Demacia will absolutely devastate them.

DorkunedAurasApr 20, 20162 votes

Given all the unstoppable hunting she does in the middle of the desert, I'm inclined to believe sunlight doesn't effect her, or she's too badass to care. Besides, she's big enough to eat your "justice" whole.

Laughing FishApr 20, 20166 votes

Here is your problem though: Anyone who would try and kill Garen is a villain. And we all know what happens to villains: http://i.imgur.com/W0wVY4c.gif?Noredirect