RIOT!! I HAVE KIDNAPPED JHIN, HERE ARE MY DEMANDS!
http://i.imgur.com/4LvEbCK.png
- 10,000 UNMARKED RIOT POINTS
- Ability to punch Garen in the balls when he spams his spin.
- MOAR URF!!
http://i.imgur.com/4LvEbCK.png
AHEM 4) You must have 4
Hold the fuck up, Is that a vladof machine pistol.
what assburgers is this
R u saying u r a grill?
10K? eh... that's....almost enough for all 6300 champs? I mean,the more expensive the champ the more unique stuff your getting

You didn't kidnap Jhin, you can't trick me. He was obviously going with you by free will, because he realised that you have 4 fingers and 4 toes on your limbs.
He probably wants to marry you since you are perfect. Which is pretty surprising for me, since you are a furry and I didn't know that he has that fetish.
Fullfill these demands, Riot! Quickly before she puts three bullets in his head!
: "No! Not three bullets! Why only three?! Such imperfect executions!"