If you were to have One Champion's powers/skills/items etc... who's would you want?

MavenSong··5 votes·1,853 views

I'm just curious a some of the responses and see if there are any clear winners here.

(Note: Any effects such as appearance altering is optional - I.E. Cassiopeia 'S Snake-like body)

I'd personally say Shyvana , cause turning into a dragon is just sweet, you have to admit. Either that or Ahri . I find her power to control her coalesced spirit as a fire is fascinating. As well as having hearing and scent of a fox would be just awesome. Oh and fluffy tails i can use as a pillow wherever i go is cool.

So who's do you chose?

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68092871_DEL5 votes

Evelynn's passive, invisibility. Oh wait I'm already invisible to some people. Oh well :/

billxx5 votes

See that's just sad

Malicious Metal4 votes

Mordekaiser 'Cause I can kick someone in the nuts and practically become immortal due to the shield I'd get from it.

MavenSong1 votes

And rock out on the guitar.

Weathered4 votes

Shaco. Q and R would be so useful for everyday life.

MavenSong2 votes

I mean, send your clone to work everyday and you can just never worry about work again.

Trylobyte8 votes

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I mean, send your clone to work everyday and you can just never worry about work again.

Then your clone explodes in a shower of knives and kills Gary from Marketing. Whoops!

Kayle has an extremely versatile powerset I wouldn't mind having. I could blast stuff with magical energy with unerring accuracy - No more of those 'the spider moves a millisecond before I hit it with the newspaper' games. Instead it's just BOOM! Taste my wrath! I could even get the ones that hang on the ceiling just out of reach.

Also, I could heal myself whenever I get hurt, or simply make myself move faster. Do you know how useful it would be to be able to just be able to walk and run faster? Not to mention the fact you'd essentially never get sick or hurt yourself. Everything's just a heal away!

Setting handheld objects on fire would be awesome, especially if it doesn't damage the object. Great party trick, but not really that useful. Still, you can light a cigarette from across the bar with a swing of your iPhone, or start up a charcoal BBQ from across the yard. I'm sure I could terrify people and impress children with it though.

And invulnerability? A great clutch tool to have in any situation. It's not going to be useful that often, but when it is, man, you're glad you have it. Car accident? No problem. Mugger's knife? Bounces right off. Gunman? Put my bubble up then beat him down from 500 feet with a flaming water bottle. it's be awesome, and the news media would be so confused.

I could live with that.

Xanit4 votes

beat him down from 500 feet with a flaming water bottle.

Holy crap. This is more beautiful than it should be.

PeanutButterFan1 votes

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Holy crap. This is more beautiful than it should be.

Yep.

MavenSong2 votes

I hated Gary anyways. Always showing off his badges and his cheerleader harem... oh wait, Gary from Marketing? Eh, no big loss.

LordGeovanni1 votes

Gary was the pokemon master Ash wanted to be and Ethan is.

xxxDogmanxxx3 votes

Taric, because I would love to be that outrageous.

DorkunedAuras2 votes

RekSai Tremor sense. I just think it's so badass to know EXACTLY what's around you regardless of situation or walls.

MavenSong1 votes

Rek'sai's would actually be badass. You could also make void tunnels across the house and save the walk.

DorkunedAuras1 votes

Hang on, I Need to get some real fast RAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Cheekynorth1 votes

This would be my ability. But more like the whole kit except the bite but including tunnel

that or Zed

TheGreatNinx2 votes

Azir Full kit. I would just make my soldiers do my work while I sit play on my hand held console. Q so I can reorder them to do different things. W to make the soldiers do my biding, E so that I can quickly get away if I forget to clear my browser history cough cough. R so I can make a path to walk when people dont want to let you through and a Big tower to shoot all bugs... JUSTICE IS COMING TO YOU PESKY SPIDERS!

Z3bra2 votes

I'd probably take Velkoz Vel'koz, because all I would have to do is disintegrate books to learn anything. You'd ace school and would be able to do just about anything you wanted in life faster than most people, all without necessarily attracting the attention of ... say, the government. So, you -could- live a normal life while secretly being amazing at everything.

Seems win/win to me.

MaxDarkwill1 votes

Fizz Because you'd get away with any issue in life.

MavenSong2 votes

but you'd also become scum of the earth... hm decisions, decisions.

MaxDarkwill1 votes

I was thinking of giving that comment but honestly I'm no fizz main

I'd probably be zed and be three time as effective at work

hoes and bows3 votes

And be an even bigger scum

Aír3 votes

Scum of the earth? SCUM OF THE EARTH?!?

It's scum of the SEA, you scumbag!

hoes and bows1 votes

Draven, because he is goddam Draven

MavenSong2 votes

Who is Draven?

I only know Draaaaaaaven.

MavenSong6 votes

PURGE IT, PURGE IT IN FIRE! summoner 14 item 3751 item 3068

hoes and bows2 votes

But it's http://img02.deviantart.net/2f4e/i/2016/038/f/7/jhin_meme_by_mikouchan-d9qyb6a.png If I had known Photoshop I would have added a Draaaven face on that one

Xanit1 votes

Amumu I want to topple nations with my impotent rage, enact destructive change with my weeping. I want to destroy the people who assault me with the very depression they inflict on me.

Though, I guess the price to pay is to forever be alone. I guess that's fine. I was never going to be happy in the first place. Might as well make some use of it.

Aír3 votes

This hit some bad memories.... >.<

Good luck man, it gets better.

hoes and bows3 votes

That moment you miss clicked Amumu and he said "I thought you will never pick me" so you just felt bad switching him

Xanit1 votes

Not in League of Legends, it doesn't. Every rank is the same, and with each patch the game gets worse. I'm beginning to think this game just isn't for me anymore. I really miss Season 1 and 2.

Aír1 votes

I don't think I can agree that every rank is the same. Going from Silver to Platinum this season (SOLO QUEUE), I have definately noticed substantial differences in the ranks. It is an entirely different environment in each elo, especially in the differences between Bronze/Silver, Gold, and Platinum. The game is played differently in each elo with different tactics used in each elo. And also different ways to climb in each elo. Just my opinion.

And I am sad to hear that this game isn't for you. >.< I have been playing this game only since August of Season 3 and the better I got, the more addicted I became to this game. Even this season, as long as I am climbing, I still love League of Legends. I love the game so much, it means SO MUCH to me that I am making myself accept these patches and make the best out of it. I guess it is working. I just hit my promos for plat 4.

Either way, good luck in your future endeavors. I hope you find another passion like you had for league in season 1 and 2.

Xanit1 votes

How in God's name have you reached that level in this game state? Oh, you're a support main? I can't imagine holding such a passive role in every game... I'd just spend half the laning phase doing my best to shield and defend my ADC, then crying into a pillow when they die, while they blame me for every mistake they make... Or maybe poking and dying to instant targeted crap like Sona's poke... I literally cannot fathom how you escaped Bronze as Support. Good job getting this far.

Aír2 votes

Well, support can make huge difference in games. In lower elos, I mained Soraka (no one would be smart enough to focus me most of the time). My secondary main was Janna (although it is my primary main now, since Soraka is too risky in higher elos due to full engage comps and my lack of mobility). Soraka can do a lot of damage and be wicked good at zoning. And sustain in lane, of course. This meant we were guaranteed to win bot. When I hit 6, I can help other lanes win fights due to my map awareness and ult. Increasing our team advantage even more so. I always love saying how Soraka counters idiots on my team, who are usually people that are too agressive for their own good. I once won a game in lower elos where our Yas was 1/11 at one point having fed the fizz mid. We won because I eventually just followed him and healed enough that he could win any trade.

As Janna, in higher elos. I actually do a decent amount of damage if people leave me alone and let me. Believe me, I have 1v1ed ADCs before who have tried to auto towers with me next to them, thinking I would do no damage. Give me like 4 or 5 seconds and I take like 3/4 your hp pre-lvl 8. Also, I am able to roam easier and get a lot of kills for mid (especially if the jungler comes too). Janna, similar to Soraka in lower elos, is a champ that helps to idiot proof my team.

Overall, the most important thing that helps supports is map awareness. Supports provide the biggest impact by providing information to their team, whether it is through wards or through MIA awareness. That and making sure their team lives and suceeds in fights. Supports enhance a team's skill level. Good teams can win with a bad support. But a bad team can win with a good support. Also, sticking with the same couple champs for support up until plat will make you climb faster, since your mechanics become second nature and now you can spend most of your focus on map awareness. Strategy, map awareness, mechanics, A GOOD AND NICE ATTITUDE, and general information (like cds, where people are, etc). That is how I climbed so fast.

Also, thank you. :3

Sonicblaster331 votes

Shyvana Whoever makes me angry gets to feel the dragon's wrath

Hollow Miracles1 votes

Either: Brand because who doesn't want to throw around fireballs and conjure pillars of flame that explode from the ground? That's like a life-long dream of mine. Ekko for the rewind, so I could do whatever the hell I wanted then just go back and act like it never happened. Oh man, the potential for screwing with people would be so great. And I get a weird floaty gear/clock thing, so that's cool. or Braum because I get to be super buff and have a sweet mustache.

But Im Nunu1 votes

Ekko Imagine having to fix your clock when it broke though....what a pain. Also it messes with your aging so proceed with caution :P

Hollow Miracles1 votes

Who cares about fixing things and aging when you've got a mohawk and a weird blue baseball bat!

But Im Nunu1 votes

But I mean his clock is used to travel through time. If it breaks, you could be stuck in some kind of time glitch.

P.S. That's not a baseball bat, it's a clock-hand

Hollow Miracles1 votes

Ah ok, I misunderstood you. I was talking about the weird thing he throws when using Timewinder (Q), not the thing on his back (which I forget the name of). I'm pretty sure that little floaty thing has nothing to do with his actual time-traveling capabilities, but hey, I could be wrong.

P.S. I had zero idea that thing was a clock-hand. Mind == Blown.

Darkslayer851 votes

I once had a dream where I did something.... socially terrible... then rewinded, but not as Ekko.

Hollow Miracles1 votes

I would be doing sooooo many "socially terrible" things xD That's exactly why I want the power.

RisenDarkKnight1 votes

Soraka : Her ult would let you keep everyone you care about healthy, including yourself.

LordGeovanni1 votes

you forgot about calling stars from the sky

Hollow Miracles1 votes

Which, if you think about it, would make you the deadliest living thing on the planet. You could literally end all life at any point by using that skill a few times.

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