You wake up to find yourself locked inside of a cage alongside of neeko. She appears to be knocked out for some reason. Suddenly a loud explosion erupts behind you! As you turn around you see your most hated champion has come to break you out! He/She informs you that a mad scientist has used neeko's DNA to turn you into your most played champion. You then hear alot of people coming too investigate the explosion...
Who are you and how do you proceed?
Leaving... Good luck chasing me nerds. Fight mad scientist with mad scientist.
I have this strange urge to hit small beings with a cane, now... Hmm...
and portal jump through walls finding an exit route
Get mad!
I am now Miss Fortune. I am being rescued by Yasuo.
I tell Yasuo "Hey, those armed guards? Those aren't minions. They're all champions on kill streaks."
As I allow him to go 420blazeityoloZeroTenPowerspike, I drag Neeko with me to safety before I realize the original Miss Fortune is probably still trapped inside.
Then I hear maniacal laughter and realize that those two are going to have one hell of a field day and walk into the sunset.
Well Lux just saved my ass. I am now Jhin. Lux and Neeko are now dead. And now so is the scientist and his assistant.
What if my most played champion is 
?
Well no matter what, I've gender swapped.... O.o
I'm going to be , 
, 
, or 
.... (All relatively similar playrates)
If then spiderman meme unsues when Neeko awakes...
If then 90% of the world hates me..... Meh...
If then the entire works hates me..... Time to go back to the jungle
If then I have nothing to say that wouldn't come out dirty
