What Does A Milk Carton and My Rank Have In Common?

Congratulations! You have been promoted to cardboard IV. ... Best of luck on the fields of justice!

But one day, humans will perish and the ruins of civilization will disappear into the earth. Then, your milk carton waste may perhaps be compressed by unimaginable pressure, leading to the formation of a diamond from its carbon-based elements. So one day, you may perhaps reach the same.