When Graves asks if he can have his Cigar back, and Rito is like:

"You know what I don't understand, Riot? These tables! They're too short! I mean, where am I supposed to put my elbows when I'm playing?"

Or when Cho'Gath asks for his wine.

Or when Karthus asks for his face to not be a perfect black body.

Stupid other countries and their stupid laws.