The Zhonya's of my childhood

Heretic Lunari·Jul 13, 2016·45 votes·2,472 views

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39 Comments

Wukong X AhriJul 13, 201614 votes

http://i.imgur.com/2WkVR5G.gif?noredirect

Heretic LunariJul 13, 201616 votes

This minigame tho...almost always failed to match them

http://www.superluigibros.com/images/funny/smb3_bonusgame_problems.jpg

Jet SettJul 13, 201621 votes

I think that mushroom looks good in heels.

Lt CuddlesJul 13, 20165 votes

Ohhhhh yes darling, heels make the woman.(Or man~) http://img14.deviantart.net/16f5/i/2016/043/e/0/walkingmelonsaaa_s_fabulous_mettaton_ex____by_yamsgarden-d9rjc5g.jpg

DorkunedAurasJul 13, 20162 votes

Mettaton is definitely male

Auz the RipperJul 14, 20162 votes

Isn't mettaton a technically genderless robot?

Supreme Senpai69Jul 14, 20162 votes

Transgender robot. Mettaton is male, but the thing he was before becoming a robot was female.

You can look it up if you want, I didn't wanna spoil it for anyone though.

Lt CuddlesJul 16, 20161 votes

Thank you, dear! https://pbs.twimg.com/profile_images/670791689783664640/_gooP08Z.png

Jet SettJul 14, 20163 votes

I'll compromise with "Sexy beast"

Captain AishiJul 13, 20162 votes

that's not heels, it's his manly tusks!

SoundChaosDebugJul 13, 20168 votes

I didn't know you could get points off the flames.

Void NargacugaJul 13, 20166 votes

Wait... WHAT?! [zombie-brand-mindblown]

Heretic LunariJul 13, 20165 votes

If you haven't played Super Mario Bros 3 before, there's a powerup, the Tanooki suit (like the one Mario's wearing in the gif), transforms you into a statue, become invulnerable and can't take any action for a short time.

Sounds familiar...

Void NargacugaJul 13, 20165 votes

Oh I've played it!

I just never knew I could do that! [slayer-pantheon-rainbows]

Heretic LunariJul 13, 20162 votes

Now you do!

~~You tought it was cuter version of the leaf powerup didn't you! ~~

Void NargacugaJul 13, 20162 votes

Yes and no. Each had their place. Just like each color in MTG has its merits... I FUCKING HATE WHITE STILL THOUGH! [slayer-jinx-unamused]

Master LycanJul 13, 20164 votes

THIS GUY GETS IT! EMBRACE THE ANGER! GROW STRONGER! DESTROY YOUR ENEMIES! I WILL RULE JUND FOREVER!!! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! But other news... Fuck Blue and fuck White, damn counterspells and field wipes... Why can't they let me eat about 50 of my own tokens to make a massive Kresh. I mean it doesn't harm them, right? Right?... FeelsJundman [zombie-nunu-bummed]

Void NargacugaJul 13, 20161 votes

I have a Sydri Esper artifact control EDH deck, my Temur Riku of Two Reflections EDH deck, and I want to make a Grixis Thraxmundar Zombie EDH deck... Notice a common color? I know you hate me and I love it... I only need some islands open to ruin a day...

Add in some Red to REALLY send someone for a loop! [slayer-jinx-wink] Redirect x2 and Reverberate x2 (Or just two Wild Ricochets) to ruin a plan.

Whut Thuh Jul 13, 20161 votes

white black token op

30 white black spirit tokens with flying and lifesteal on turn 3

(i dont feel bad at all)

Void NargacugaJul 13, 20161 votes

http://gatherer.wizards.com/Handlers/Image.ashx?multiverseid=383405&type=card + http://gatherer.wizards.com/Handlers/Image.ashx?multiverseid=270372&type=card + http://gatherer.wizards.com/Handlers/Image.ashx?multiverseid=370584&type=card

Um... I've won with this combo.

Swiftdeath2evilJul 13, 20161 votes

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http://gatherer.wizards.com/Handlers/Image.ashx?multiverseid=383405&type=card + http://gatherer.wizards.com/Handlers/Image.ashx?multiverseid=270372&type=card + http://gatherer.wizards.com/Handlers/Image.ashx?multiverseid=370584&type=card

Um... I've won with this combo.

Remember thragtusk?

Void NargacugaJul 13, 20161 votes

Probably not. =/

Swiftdeath2evilJul 14, 20161 votes

[{quoted}](name=Bow hunter 16,realm=NA,application-id=Ir7ZrJjF,discussion-id=L0AqsEcM,comment-id=000000000000000000000001000000000000,timestamp=2016-07-13T22:43:02.814+0000)

Probably not. =/

Thragtusk was in m13.

Void NargacugaJul 14, 20161 votes

Never got it. Or seen it played.

Derps

Swiftdeath2evilJul 14, 20161 votes

[{quoted}](name=Bow hunter 16,realm=NA,application-id=Ir7ZrJjF,discussion-id=L0AqsEcM,comment-id=00000000000000000000000100000000000000000000,timestamp=2016-07-14T01:07:29.480+0000)

Never got it. Or seen it played.

Derps

That card was so broken even MTG said in a statement that they will never reprint that card. Google it if you don't know what it means.

Void NargacugaJul 14, 20161 votes

I know what reprints are... looks at all the reprinted Cancels

That is just funny.

macromiteJul 13, 20161 votes

Have you ever won with this combo?

http://media-dominaria.cursecdn.com/avatars/thumbnails/97/893/200/283/397816.full.jpg + http://media-dominaria.cursecdn.com/avatars/thumbnails/98/892/200/283/383309.full.jpg (Yes i know it was never standard but standard requires that i keep my decks modernized.)

Void NargacugaJul 13, 20161 votes

Nope, Splinter Twin was before M13 if I'm not mistaken.

macromiteJul 14, 20161 votes

it is much more evil than your combo at least. turn four all enemies take infinity from infinite minions.

Void NargacugaJul 14, 20161 votes

That's just nasty.

AFK PushJul 13, 20161 votes

The opponent had two untapped islands.

Void NargacugaJul 13, 20161 votes

I have counter spells as well.

AFK PushJul 13, 20161 votes

Probably not unless you have a crap ton of mana artifacts or a splash of green as well, otherwise it will take forever to set up that combo and will tap yourself out to play all those bombs.

If we're talking about multiplayer commander though, then anything is possible [slayer-jinx-wink]

Void NargacugaJul 14, 20161 votes

2 Guilded Lotus & 4 Wardens of Jwar island. That got the 2 dragons out for 4 & 3 mana each. That was in a FNM match, shocked my opponent (and myself) at how fast they came out.

MavenSongJul 13, 20161 votes

that... thats evil... thats VERY evil... like how is Stormtide not Mythic Rare with those Abilities? Like jesus only spells could kill it.

Void NargacugaJul 14, 20161 votes

It requires 8 mana to cast in a Blue deck. Three of which MUST be Islands. It's a fair price for a Rare. If you want to see Mythic Rare look up Elderscale When.

AFK PushJul 13, 20161 votes

White by itself is generally a pretty tame and predictable color. It has the best boardwipes and tokens by just cheer numbers, but it lacks draw, ramp, or the actual speed of red making it the weakest stand alone color in my opinion.

Void NargacugaJul 14, 20161 votes

Yeah that is true that it can be tame... But my god do I hate the exile, damage negation, heal spells, etc. Too many things to figure out what to counterspell.