There are two types of mid laners before the minions spawn

"I will greet them by dancing/laughing. OH GOD WHY WOULD YOU ATTACK ME"

[All] Fate Fire (Ahri): ;-;

I am the asshole, because I play Veigar and that 1 AP I get from that trade will be your doom.

If TF could win trades at lvl 1 I'd probably hit first too, but otherwise I'm just an ornery mage player, whether it's a drain mage or a burst mage I'll probably avoid poking first, but I WILL poke last.

Go ahead and poke me

http://vignette2.wikia.nocookie.net/onepunchman/images/e/e4/Flying_Reverse_Round-House_Lightning_Kick.gif/revision/latest?cb=20160110081802

I will "poke" last

http://67.media.tumblr.com/58f2173c3b394afae4222a9d858d74b9/tumblr_nya4t56mGM1umv32oo1_540.gif

I'm both of them.

Usually it depends if the oponent wants to stomp my seeds, in that case I make sure he says goodbye to half of his health.

Just head out to lane and...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oGiSgPP-8mc

DANCE!