LeagueOLegends: Dad joke edition

Post your Dad jokes. It's ok if they end up not being dad jokes or even funny at all. Normal jokes are ok too

I'll start

Why does need a rework?

Because what is broken can be reforged

and had a bet. Wha did yi take when velkoz lost

An eye

Why is a bad pick vs ?

He always catches his trail.

What do you call a bad ?

Fizzically challenged

I last picked because we needed a snowbally jungler.

Why can't find the hero?

She's too shortsighted