The roles, in their golden years- Family Reunion Editon
ADC- The ADC after retirement will sit there in a chair grumbling about how, in his day, there wouldent need to be family reunions, because thered be FIGHEN to be done... He has three fingers and only tells storys of the most epic shots ever. If a fight broke out he would literally just start whipping whatever is around him at his foes- his cane, the figure on the mantle, small furnature- to great effect
Support- Have you ever had that grandparent who was the nicest old person ever? Gramma with a giant grey beehive smiling and giving out freshly baked cookies? How about the Grampa on the rocking chair reading a story in front of the fire? This is the old age of the supports. If a fight broke out, they would grab their foes by the neck and slam them once in the face with a strike born of skill, wisdom, and an ounce of im to old for this shit, before turning around, appologising, and offering another drink.
Jungle- The jungle main will be quietly listening to the going ons, smiling and nodding, but there is something... off... about him. When you mention certain topics his lip twitches- spartans, chamilians, and almost anything to do with asian names. His storys start well enough, but then they peter off as he goes back into the world of his memory. If a fight broke out, it would be an imeediate 'nam flashback and the jungle main will be as skilled as he was back in the day... he might not know his freinds and family but he will do what needs to be done.
Top- The retired top laner is another quiet type, but thats not because he has nothing to say, its becasue its HIS HOME they are all visiting and BY GOD its masterfully done. He admires the work he put in, the way he lovingly did everything. Sadly, he is the only one, as no one cares about top, really? If a fight broke out, he wouldent hesitate to flip over the multi-pourpose table/bulletproof sheild with lazer rocket launcher he designed to stop whoever was crashing the party.
Mid- Much like the ADC, the midlaner tells storys of the old days and how different they were. Then, he procdes to say how HE made them better, ALL BY HIMSELF. I mean, after all, it was all those midlane pushes that helped get us here today? AND hes the one who sent out the letters to make sure bot and jungle came. Oh, however, he has an appointment, more botox yknow, after this so can we make dinner fast...? If a fight broke out, the midlaner would be (in his own mind) single handedly defeating all the foolish invaders, while saving bot top and supp, maybe with some help from jg. The rest of the team knows he just pushed R, and well... did his thing?
What are your thoughts?
