Daily Reminder that Garen is greater than every other champ combined

Laughing Fish·Mar 11, 2016·49 votes·8,497 views

And anyone who thinks differently is Noxian scum who will be purged by the just light of Demacia.

The man spins: http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-LZnDhP7ipao/VgCGtas1CUI/AAAAAAAAcTk/ug8eDgLyjpg/s1600/garen%2Bkatarina.gif

The man wins: http://49.media.tumblr.com/aec787e9381945ae72c4546afc64f22c/tumblr_nl225qMjF41qejpvyo1_500.gif

He is the king of the bush: http://rs767.pbsrc.com/albums/xx320/PhinneusPeriwinkle/League%20of%20Legends/facecheck.gif~c200

And the god of Justice: http://i.imgur.com/W0wVY4c.gif?Noredirect

Basically, he is the ultimate badass: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=er9jJDO_mdY

69 Comments

Kitty DarkstarMar 11, 201616 votes

What if I'm ~~Nohrian~~ Noxian scum that thinks Garen is the greatest?

Laughing FishMar 11, 201620 votes

~~Nohr > Hoshido~~ Then you are the wisest piece of shit this side of Shurima.

Kitty DarkstarMar 11, 20168 votes

I'm picking Hoshido just because of this guy http://s3.zerochan.net/Nishiki.(Fire.Emblem).240.1896658.jpg I think I like the Nohr gameplay more, though. I'd get all three sides if I had the money. (I'd get one of the sides at least, if I had the money >.>)

Laughing FishMar 11, 201615 votes

But Nohr has great characters like Arthur (The most just character in the game) http://vignette4.wikia.nocookie.net/fireemblem/images/0/07/Harold_portrait.png/revision/latest?cb=20150617133834 and Effie (who is strong af and protects the weak) http://vignette2.wikia.nocookie.net/fireemblem/images/e/ee/Elfie_portrait.png/revision/latest?cb=20150526135100 Also Camilla, for reasons. http://i.imgur.com/dS4Xp6I.gif?Noredirect

Kitty DarkstarMar 11, 20163 votes

None of them beat Nishiki(or whatever his English name is) for me.

Laughing FishMar 11, 20164 votes

English name is Kaden, and he is a glorified chipmunk. Arthur and Effie are far better.

Kitty DarkstarMar 11, 20164 votes

One of his crit quotes is (laughs maniacally) and his defeat quote is "I'm too gorgeous to die."

So.... yeah, I think I love him >.>

Laughing FishMar 11, 20165 votes

Arthur's best quote's: Castle Grounds: "Youch! I just stubbed my little toe of justice on something. What IS this thing...?" Leveling up: "What is this feeling?! Such power! So just!" Duel Support: "It's... TEAM UP TIME!"

Effie's best quotes: Leveling up: “ Am I too strong? ” When entering the prison "This prison isn't very secure. Why don't the inmates just bend the bars and leave?” Defeating an enemy: "Well that was easy."

So as you can see, Arthur and Effie win.

Kitty DarkstarMar 11, 20164 votes

Arthur is basically Garen, I guess. Justice.

I don't know about Effie.

Laughing FishMar 11, 20164 votes

He is similar to Garen, but he doesn't have nearly as much faith in himself. Garen does not falter. Still, he is the closest to Garen so he is still the best. https://45.media.tumblr.com/4dba8d0cf16a1671b3f1fc3b5e54608d/tumblr_nrdscvp9Dh1un0y1jo1_400.gif

Kitty DarkstarMar 11, 201610 votes

Plus, Garen's (probably) a better dancer http://ghdnjs9012.com/lol_files/2014-12-25/b1419507767716.gif

KyrrionMar 14, 20161 votes

[{quoted}](name=Laughing Fish,realm=NA,application-id=Ir7ZrJjF,discussion-id=J75qw1my,comment-id=0000000000000000000000000000000000000000,timestamp=2016-03-11T15:49:29.415+0000)

He is similar to Garen, but he doesn't have nearly as much faith in himself. Garen does not falter. Still, he is the closest to Garen so he is still the best. https://45.media.tumblr.com/4dba8d0cf16a1671b3f1fc3b5e54608d/tumblr_nrdscvp9Dh1un0y1jo1_400.gif

Arthur has nothing but faith in himself, get his support with Felicia. He basically tells her that he never lets his bad luck take him down because he just has to boss through it.

MetalGearTeemuDec 16, 20161 votes

Arthur's personality is closer to classic Garen, where current Garen is likely closer to Xander. Disquiet and concerned about the path of his kingdom, but faithful to his lord and unwilling to abandon his charges.

Also the way Arthurs tone changes when he tells someone "You're out of luck... friend."

BemaponMar 12, 20161 votes

You should look up Effies confession its hilarious.

ModAcademy KaynMar 12, 20161 votes

I let Arthur die the very first mission I got him. I restart the game if any other character dies, but not Arthur. His face does not deserve to exist in this realm.

##NO REGRETS

Laughing FishApr 8, 20162 votes

Noxian Scum.

MetalGearTeemuDec 16, 20161 votes

reminder that Nohr was originally written as starting the war because its people's land was wasteland ( and not caused by them, but simply were they had ended up. ) and the hoshido basically had all the resources and natural spender, and it was watch its people wither and die or try to make a better situation for them.

But they went with the generic good/evil shtick because they didn't think people would fully understand the story.

Also reminder that Xander is the better paragon of his faction, the support conversations where he talks about honestly considering suicide to escape the incredible stress and guilt that comes with the decisions he's forced to make in his position and with his fathers madness humanizes him far more then LOOK AT MY LION MAINE HURRRG brother.

ManiacalCoyoteMar 12, 20166 votes

What if I'm a Shuriman Archdogg? http://img13.deviantart.net/84dd/i/2014/250/2/e/mlg_swag_overload____by_lordfluff8-d7yc422.png

Epic MurphMar 12, 20162 votes

https://41.media.tumblr.com/838a29d710675c5fe6727113c8f8ecb1/tumblr_n5wsvbF5EB1tz5dnto1_1280.jpg

I prefer this one

ManiacalCoyoteMar 13, 20161 votes

Cool story bro, now roll me a blunt.

Epic MurphMar 12, 20164 votes

https://lh5.googleusercontent.com/-obDTD8c4nPk/VFYukOCu5ZI/AAAAAAAACUM/OCA3tAziejg/w500-h281/Garen%2Bdance.gif

Rosemary Bread Apr 8, 20163 votes

No, I am Noxian scum. [slayer-jinx-catface]

Laughing FishApr 8, 20163 votes

I'm watching you.... http://elohell.net/public/comments/small/061dd057fbaae9280f0404636f24f6e9.gif

WeFlyNoLieMar 11, 20162 votes

Garen Indeed, he is the greatest.

If you summon him, you're going to like the way you look.

I Garen-tee it. Get it?

JVP15Mar 11, 20162 votes

NO! For the love of Bard no. Darius kicks his ass every day of the week. In fact, Darius kicks Garen's ass every day of the weak too, because Garen is weaker than Darius. YOU CAN'T BEAT THE DUNKMASTA!

DevilishMetalMar 11, 20166 votes

Noxian scum spotted

JVP15Mar 11, 20163 votes

I AM COMPLETE NOXIAN SCUM! Give me Katarina. Give me Draven. Give me Talon. Give me Darius. TO KILL DEMACIA!

japan hate accMar 13, 20161 votes

Talon ftw!!

Spizzle9000May 3, 20161 votes

You're forgetting Vladimir, pleb.

ThePerson76Mar 11, 20162 votes

NO DARIUS FTW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Darius Darius Darius Darius Darius Darius Darius Darius Darius Darius Darius Darius Darius Darius Darius Darius Darius Darius Darius Darius Darius Darius Darius Darius Darius Darius Darius Darius Darius Darius Darius Darius Darius Darius Darius Darius Darius Darius Darius Darius Darius Darius Darius Darius Darius Darius Darius Darius Darius Darius Darius Darius Darius Darius Darius Darius Darius Darius Darius Darius Darius Darius Darius Darius Darius Darius Darius Darius Darius Darius Darius Darius Darius Darius Darius Darius Darius Darius Darius Darius Darius Darius Darius Darius Darius Darius Darius Darius Darius Darius Darius Darius Darius Darius Darius Darius Darius Darius Darius Darius Darius Darius Darius Darius Darius Darius Darius Darius Darius Darius Darius Darius Darius Darius Darius Darius Darius Darius Darius Darius Darius Darius Darius Darius Darius Darius Darius Darius

UmbernoxMar 12, 20162 votes

eh, does anyone remember this? In my opinion, this is the strongest of them all. (I know, completely different anime and topic) https://media0.giphy.com/media/2Pk9newN8fkbu/200.gif

not sure if this gif actually posted, but I hope it did

EmbertineApr 8, 20162 votes

This pole seems rigged.

I am a Shyvana main for top lane and I actually don't like playing Noxian champions. Yet I do not think Garen is the greatest champion.

Why is there no option for me?

Laughing FishApr 8, 20161 votes

I do not think Garen is the greatest champion.

The answer is quite simple. You are Noxian scum, but you didn't know it. https://img.buzzfeed.com/buzzfeed-static/static/2014-08/27/13/enhanced/webdr02/anigif_enhanced-10019-1409159918-13.gif

EmbertineApr 8, 20162 votes

How can this be? I would burn all of Noxus to the ground given the chance. I would turn the seas red with their blood. I would blacken the skies with their ashes! I am Shyvana main and will uphold Demacia to my dying breath!

Laughing FishApr 8, 20162 votes

If that were true, you would recognize that Garen is the best champ. A true Demacia recognizes Garen's greatness. Those who do not are Noxian scum. http://st.elohell.net/public/chill/0d1ad02d20288577853be70b98d958e9.jpg

EmbertineApr 8, 20161 votes

But Jarvin has actually pushed Garen away as a friend. Does that not mean that he no longer recognizes his greatness? Does that mean that Jarvin is Nuxian scum?

ItsOrvalMar 11, 20161 votes

My Nocturne will kill you quick

Laughing FishMar 11, 201613 votes

The glory of Demacia will never fade! http://49.media.tumblr.com/ad96e50200a42577939e1f23bb19c9cf/tumblr_mkua6kLucj1rguiaso1_500.gif

rtbf225618241Mar 11, 20161 votes

Except that he does less damage than Darius.

Laughing FishMar 11, 201617 votes

Noxian scum confirmed.

rtbf225618241Mar 13, 20161 votes

No, i simply did the math. Call me a Piltie/Zaunite then.

LaerethMar 11, 201614 votes

Darius can't do damage if he's been served JUSTICE !!! Garen

Monkey D LuffyMar 11, 20161 votes

http://i.imgur.com/Rwg8rTD.png

Oh and daily reminder that Garen is super easy.

BattleBalladeerMar 11, 201611 votes

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Oh and daily reminder that Garen is super easy.

A man that would turn down Katarina in the name of his honor is anything but "easy".

penguinhedgehogMar 12, 20161 votes

Here is why Garen isn't the best character....

Draven

KyrrionMar 14, 20161 votes

{quoted}

Here is why Garen isn't the best character....

You know what would make Draven better?

If he threw spinning Garens instead of axes.

japan hate accMar 12, 20161 votes

Talon ftw!

ƒoesMar 13, 20161 votes

If Garen loves everyone, sure. But he hates Noxians, so I can't say he's the best. The best champion in the game has to be completely unbiased, only there to serve justice to everyone equally. Bard Kindred Draven I mean, come on, even DRAVEN loves himself. (There's also no mention of Draven hating anybody :D)