Phedora Phlip

So i made a pact with my friends that i would never buy fiora. I broke that pact and now im in quite a pickle... you see.. i now have a fedora permanantly attached to my cranium. I AM SO TRIGGERED. ever since i played fiora... i am so cringy. I have a large neckbeard now and my razor doesnt seem to work on my neck. I am afraid to say this but fiora triggered me.

I now hate the united states and believe that i should live in japan so i can become a beta tester for sword art online 3. I have been taking duolingo japanese for like 3 hours now so i can practically speak the language. I now write my little pony fan fiction on my reddit and draw sonic fan art. My favorite character in super smash 3ds is shulk but only if hes wearing those sweet shorts. I am a little mac main and my friends call me gay which really triggers me. My favorite anime is one piece and my favorite food is fedora loops cereal. I love posing with my phedora and i look so spectacular. just look for yourself. I am out of here noobz. message me on my myspace account or email me at [email protected]

p.s. SOMEONE PLZ HELP ME :((((((((((