Greatest. Video. Ever.

Laughing Fish·Jun 13, 2016·10 votes·866 views

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2lcHYqV1OcQ

#DEMACIA! http://i.imgur.com/W0wVY4c.gif?Noredirect

22 Comments

ADepressedLeonaJun 13, 20163 votes

This inspired me to play Garen

http://i.imgur.com/xDDpkuh.jpg?1

And dispense the justice.

DorkunedAurasJun 13, 20162 votes

Better one: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OcB-FreSnG8

Void NargacugaJun 13, 20162 votes

As a fellow Void enthusiast, would you care to teach me the ways of Rek'Sai top? Or at least think of a way to adapt it for mid? Doubting that part for adapting for mid... Anyways, I've done it once before (Rek'sai Top i mean) a long time ago (for shiggles) and my god was that lane pushed.

DorkunedAurasJun 13, 20162 votes

I don't think Rek'Sai mid is viable. Rek'Sai top has a lot of troubles with ranged champs (except, strangely, gnar).

Go 0/18/12 in masteries, grabbing TLord's.

For a lot of matchups, you'll want to start cloth-4, but don't play defensive. You are strong early, and fall off super hard late.

Make sure to grab W lvl 2, that is a massive power spike. You gain healing, a knockup, poke, and free vision. Use this to start fights. Use your 3 Qs and back off to heal. You should be out trading most top laners. With your passive, you will out sustain anything top lane has (except vald, screw that guy).

Place 2 tunnels across the top bushes, this will keep you safe in the situation of any top gank. This will let you get away with hard pushing the lane, which you'll need to do to fill up your fury.

Get item 3074 first, then either get item 3072 if you're fed as heck, or just go straight into tank. you are a bruiser.

Remember you can use your ult to get back to lane, so with summoner 12 you will NEVER be out of lane.

Remember, you are stats wise, most top laners win, so you are running on hit-and-run tactics, kinda like a renekton.

Void NargacugaJun 13, 20162 votes

Thanks for all the info! Figured that for mid... Oh well! I'll just stick to Malz as my main midlaner.

DorkunedAurasJun 13, 20162 votes

the lane is too short and the laners are too pokey and too much self peel to really do rek'sai top things.

Void NargacugaJun 13, 20162 votes

Sounds about right considering all the champions that do go to mid lane.

DorkunedAurasJun 13, 20162 votes

yep. I have done it once, into a yasuo. My lux didn't want to lane against him. Yasuo was calling me OP by his second death, 5 minutes in.

Counterpicks OP.

Void NargacugaJun 13, 20162 votes

Gods... I bet that Yasuo felt like shit...

DorkunedAurasJun 13, 20162 votes

I consider top lane won when I have the top laner and jungler yelling at each other and blaming each other for top being demolished by a "troll pick".

Void NargacugaJun 13, 20162 votes

OH WAIT! Is it in /all chat? This just makes it even better if it is.

That must be the best sign for your team. XD

DorkunedAurasJun 13, 20162 votes

Indeed it is.

BTW, what was this thread about?

Void NargacugaJun 13, 20161 votes

To bad you can't get the salt from the game to salt your own popcorn.

Garen... Which is played in top lane... ITS CLOSE ENOUGH FOR ME!

DorkunedAurasJun 13, 20161 votes

Rek'Sai is a good pick into Riven. I get all the salt I could ever need.

Void NargacugaJun 13, 20161 votes

Yes. Lovely salt. My voidlings love it on their popcorn.

https://i.gyazo.com/1879ddad395eac2137cba238079be701.png

DorkunedAurasJun 13, 20163 votes

I actually decided to watch the video fish posted. It is pretty good. Teemo's neck is snapped. Clearly fish's taste isn't totally garbage.

Void NargacugaJun 13, 20161 votes

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I actually decided to watch the video fish posted. It is pretty good. Teemo's neck is snapped. Clearly fish's taste isn't totally garbage.

LOL! DanteAxe has some hilarious videos. You can even see a collaboration with the guy who started the whole Rammus Taunt thing with this:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V-8Q4PM4PXM

Its from 2011 but its STILL hilarious.

DorkunedAurasJun 13, 20161 votes

I have seen that before, still good. (sorry about late reply, got into a game).

We need a modern one, I wanna see how he'd interact with some of the newer champs, Such as, surprisingly, Rek'Sai.

Void NargacugaJun 13, 20161 votes

Your fine. Yeah, more or less the same here for wanting a modern one. The comment section for the video is just the same as well. He says he wants to still. We just gotta be patient.

DorkunedAurasJun 13, 20162 votes

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