When you say "GL HF" but your laner says "F off"

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Every time someone says "GL HF" I always respond with "Gull Hoof"

I have no idea what the fuck is wrong with me

Gull Haaf

That's the kind of joke I want in my games. Thanks.

THeres a difference between taunting, and when you are Cho gath facing Nasus and you just have a dance off waiting for the next minion wave to farm.

I agree. I'll tell you have fun, but I wish you no luck. I am there to defeat you.

For me, it's a habit from Starcraft. ;P

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Why would you want them to have fun given that them having fun is completely reliant on them winning. They're not gonna be having fun if their getting stomped the whole game.

Getting stomped isn't fun, but if you can't have fun without winning you're gonna have a bad time. I love close games whew I feel I played skilfully, win or lose (though ofc I like winning more).

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I always found the statement "glhf" to be antithetical to what you should be thinking. I understand that its nice to be a good sport, but I think you can do that just by not flaming, emote spamming etc. Why would you wish the person who you are trying to beat good luck? Why would you want them to have fun given that them having fun is completely reliant on them winning. They're not gonna be having fun if their getting stomped the whole game. I remember when people used to say "GLHF" at he beginning of the game, I would just respond with "Thank you".

Good luck could also refer to "I hope your computer doesn't shut down/I hope spaghetti code doesnt make this a dumb game/ I hope you don't bug splat for no reason"

That's no fun, I always flash my champion mastery after killing someone.

The best you can do is say something like "since when did CTRL+F open the shop menu" and hope they burn flash. After that hope for an afk on their team so you can get some free LP.

I would try to be nicer, but I've been on the disadvantage in ranked, so I can't afford it. Now I just grind he game and harvest the salt of my enemies.

"Good luck man" "Same here bro"

5 CRITS IN A ROW AT LVL 1

"Fuck good luck..."

and then "wow 0 ganks! report this jungler"

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When you promise to camp them as long as they don't push lane, and then hyper push the whole game.

this happens to me like each time i say this. -> Never again promise anyone some sort of help. Tell them rather feed and i wont come even then. Maybe they will play less like dumbheads.