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Played Wizard-Garen with Runeglaive while the whole team yelled at me in champion select but dealt with it.
Faced Cassiopeia top and had no Flash. I died exactly once against her as I underestimated her lvl 3 dmg.
Ran away like a coward whenever she wanted to poison me, dodged snakes left and right and slowly constructed my metal gear.
Came back with Blue Jungle Item, boots and a brutalizer for early Game shenanigans.
I quickly found out that blue smite is even better than flash in this scenario: I can prevent Cass's slow with my Q and the movement-speed buff combined with blue smite quickly turned the tide in Top lane as just Leeroy'd in all the time and put her in the blender.
I followed the usual Garen Items: His favourite Cape and spirit visage, but continued to stack up AD.
My Team was actually impressed by my performance so far. Ganks were no problem either as they thankfully chose Shyvana which I simply outran.
Cass and friends began to pick up a few armor items against me, our adc and mid (Zed).
They neclected magic resist.
My time had come.
I finished Runeglaive and lo, Maester Garen, Arch-Wizard of Demacia hads't returned'st.
My Decisive Spells hit them for 700 dmg upwards, their shocked expressions carved into their faces as I finished them off with Summon: Huge Ass Sword were an empowering sight.
The after game chat was a livid rave.
I had a game on ARAM where our Sion went AP. (last I checked, he doesn't have AP scalings), so the enemy saw this and said, "Wow, Sion such a noob!" and it caused them to focus him. Even though he got a Wit's End, a Nashor's, and decided to pick up Luden's Ekko, so his spells can proc it's passive. At that point, he just became a wall of flesh that allows them to kill him, so he can melt them after death.
