I feel like more people would join the Glorious Evolution if Viktor sounded nicer

Laughing Fish··10 votes·1,255 views

"Inferior constructs." "They are obsolete." "Destroy... then improve!" "Their bodies are frail."

I don't know about you, but when I hear that, I think "Gee, I don't wanna be upgraded". Maybe if he tried being nicer, he could get more followers. Just a thought. https://media.giphy.com/media/tczJoRU7XwBS8/giphy.gif

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charcharmunro4 votes

To be fair, his competition is Jayce, arguably the biggest dick in the game.

Laughing Fish2 votes

Jayce is a badass and you know it. He is a freakn' Superhero. http://cdn.pcgamesn.com/sites/default/files/LoL%20Jayce.jpg

Malicious Metal6 votes

He's a bully!

At least Viktor realized that Metal's perfection.

Laughing Fish2 votes

Viktor walked in, stole Jayce's life work (The Arcane Crystal), and wrecked his lab. And all Jayce did was break the crystal that should have been his in the first place. Even those made of metal must face the future! http://img12.deviantart.net/61de/i/2013/195/1/3/jayce_wallpaper_by_welterz-d6dh9lc.png

Malicious Metal4 votes

Well technically the crystals were from piltover's reaearch institution who tasked Jayce with studying them.

Not to mention it being for the greater good of humanity! Shedding one's feeble body in favor of a metalone. Sounds good to me.

Laughing Fish2 votes

And technically the designs for Blitzcrank belonged to the College of Techmaturgy in Zaun, but Viktor still blamed Stanwick when he took them. Viktor declared war on a man he couldn't actually defeat. Simple as that.

Also, metal may be perfection, that doesn't mean that Viktor was using it in a perfect manner. Jayce will light our path, and pave the way to the future!

aítch1 votes

But you see.. Viktor isn't an arrogant prick he is just EEEEEEEVIL!

Laughing Fish2 votes

I mean, I he did try to destroy a young inventors career to further his own. Isn't that exactly why he hates Stanwick?

aítch1 votes

meh IDK I am for the apathetic side of Ionia/Wherever Annie is going for cuz fuck I don't think she is going to be on anyones side.

Maple Crusader1 votes

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To be fair, his competition is Jayce, arguably the biggest dick in the game.

At least Jayce is well-intentioned compared to these champs Singed He makes chemical weapons for the Noxian military. He's a mad sociopath.
Warwick In his Old lore, he chemically burned Karma's body and harmed the Ionian people. He was such a cruel bastard that Soraka turned him into a wolf. In his new lore, WW gains Soraka's trust and tries to carve her heart out for his agenda when she lets her guard down. TahmKench The Doctor Facilier of the League. He makes shady deals with people and then royally screws them over. He feeds off the misery of his clients. DrMundo He's a murderer and psychopathic man-child. Shaco He's a massive dick. He once stated how he killed a whole Noxian family in an interview with Ram Steed. He told the story with colourful euphemisms, suggesting that killing is a source of entertainment for him. Thresh Tortures the living and the dead. Collects souls like stamps.

charcharmunro1 votes

Yeah, but if you're a good guy, you don't have to deal with those guys constantly. If you're sided with Jayce, you're constantly hearing him stroke his own ego. Also there's a difference between being an asshole and being a dick. An asshole you know is gonna do things just to be an asshole. A dick does whatever he does, but does it while being a dick.

Maple Crusader2 votes

Being nice is for the weak.

Rendarkan2 votes

I mean, Ed is already halfway there.

HoodRatTingz1 votes

viktor with over 500 ap at 25 minute mark. goes in a corner and cries

RegularPartyFowl1 votes

Don't worry, the Glorious Evolution will prevail anyway Viktor "Adapt, or be removed!"

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