Your main is on trial in a Demacian high court, and is about to be purged by Garen.
What did that villain do? http://i.imgur.com/W0wVY4c.gif?noredirect
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YOU, NOXIAN SCUM, ARE ON TRIAL FOR BETRAYING DEMACIA!
Me? What did I do?
YOU ARE CHARGED ON 700 ACCOUNTS OF NOT SCREAMING DEMACIA HARD ENOUGH
I HAD A SORE THROAT!
THEN JUST HAVE SOME NICE SOOTHING TEA
I WAS OUT OF TEA
Did you try eucalyptus?
No, but come to think of it, that would be a good idea
(To Lux) Do... you think we should stop him from talking to himself like this?
No no, it's better to just let him wear himself out
: How do you plead?
Explicatory Chiming
: So you admit you weren't in lane!
: heavy sigh
: BRING DOWN THE BAN HAMMER!
: THROW HIM IN THE BRIGS, ME HARDIES
: Wtf are you doing here GP
Meanwhile
meanders to the wall of the court house and opens a portal I gotta gank mid, brb
: Did he just talk??
Killed his sister and made him listen to her obnoxious laugh for hours.
Eat Oranges and be k.
Ate the entire Demacian Royal court.
Didnt speak when asked a question by the demacian high council...
GEE I WONDER WHY
Jarvan survived an attempt on his life by Noxian assassins last week, and Kindred said they were supposed to die that day. Kindred showed up to finish the job, but they got caught. Trying to kill a prince is a crime apparently?
https://thumbs.dreamstime.com/z/young-woman-shrugging-her-20601062.jpg
: DEFEND YOURSELF!
: Sits bruised in chains, axes nowhere to be seen. Can't
: JUSTICE WILL FIND YOU!
: Come at me woman.
: JUSTICE!
: I already fought the entire army, and you, and your sister, and I won from all of that. Only Prince Jarvan managed to knock me up. By the way, your sister is much more skilled than you are. winks
: Randomly screams inappropriate things which are censored because of the audience here.
: Captain Crownguard. This is the court of Demacia, not a Noxian brothel. We will continue this trial later.
I sent your mother to the Void....or I would but she so fat she couldn't fit. http://media3.giphy.com/media/AT6LbRAazEoPm/giphy.gif
"What do you have to say in your defense? Vile creature!"
"Demacia is really just too dry" sighs in exasperation "Besides, its much more hospitable a place now."
Nods emphatically
"For YOU maybe! Thousands of our citizens drowned or were eaten by sharks!"
"Don't blame me for the sharks that was Fizz!"
Evil laughter from the back of the room somewhere.
Pounds the table with his fist. "Enough of this nons-"
Glares menacingly at Garen.
Clears throat "Anyways, I have found you guilty of mass-"
"It's not my fault you weaker beings don't possess gills! How was I supposed to know this would happen!? Your King was the one that invited me here in the first place to discuss possible trade agreements!" Gestures vehemently at .
Notices too late as the entire assembled crowd is watching him and quickly wipes drool from his lower lip as he tucks a battered photo into his pocket. "Wha-what were we talking about?"
Sorry mine was a bit long but I just had way too much fun with this!
I'LL KILL YOU!
DEMACIA!
I'LL KILL YOU!
DEMACIA!
I'LL KILL YOU!
DEMACIA!
I'LL KILL YOU!
DEMACIA!
I'LL KILL YOU!
DEMACIA!
I'LL KILL YOU!
DEMACIA!
I'LL KILL YOU!
DEMACIA!
I'LL KILL YOU!
DEMACIA!
I'LL KILL YOU!
DEMACIA!
I'LL KILL YOU!
DEMACIA!
Added spears to his cake recipe
Uhm...
- Treason
- Mass Murder
- Responsible for the fall of an ancient civilisation
- And of course: #Heresy
went on a journey.
It's path happened to pass through the wall of Lux's room.
killed many many demacians and others and just before justice was given PSYCH it was a clone the whoooole time
either that or he dodged it.
Stole Demacia's entire Orange supply after he plundered and burned a bunch of Demacian port towns
get played in the LCS with a great deal of success while having one of the worst winrates for the rest of the 99.99% of players.
Charged with murdering brand.
They tried to bring 
in, but Bristle wasn't fuqing having it and wrecked them all.
They then proceeded to tranquilize Bristle and brought her in. But she wasn't fuqing having it and wrecked the place. When she left the whole court had been encased in bolas and ice.
THE END
"You have been brought in and is being trialed on account of being a bitch!"
"..."
"U fookin' wot m8?"
"THE SENTENCE IS DEATH BY JUSTICE!"
"UNHAND ME AT ONCE YOU MEEK, BIG-TORSOED DENIERS OF THE DARKNESS!"
"You're being tried for hacking reality."
"YES YES, I KNOW, YOU SHALL FALL BEFO- Wait what?"
"According to our very own Garen, you apparently, and I quote; "Un-Un-lived after he applied rapid rotational force, holding his sword stretched outright at approximately chest height with an intent of victory." Is this true?"
Sobs in the corner of the courtroom
"It- It's all true! It- It was as if through some unnatural force my blade phased through him! As if I was hitting nothing at all!"
"I... uhm... Is... IS THIS A SHORT JOKE!?"
WARWICK, I CHARGE YOU WITH THE MURDER OF SORAKA, DO YOU HAVE ANY LAST WORDS?
Yes before you send me to jail, can you let me see Vladimir?
We can arrange that
some time later
Vladimir, I killed Soraka
You did? But she has a thousand he...
STOP THE SMALL TALK
Ok, what did you come to me for?
To give you this
*hands over 
*
Uh, thanks? What is it for?
It is the blood I collected from her. I need you to give it to Singed. He has some, experiments to do with it.
You collected this much blood? and you aren't a blood mage?
Yes
You could say he did a BLOODY good job! Nyeheheheheh.
Bad Joke Brand Strikes again
"WHAT DO YOU HAVE TO SAY FOR YOURSELF VILE DENIZEN OF THE SHADOW ISLES!?"
"Worth."
"YOU MASSACRED AN ENTIRE CITY FULL OF INNOCENT PEOPLE!"
"You're welcome."
"WHAT!?"
"Trust me, the're far better off with the gift of undeath. I would give it to you as well if I hadn't run out of mana."
"I'VE HEARD ENOUGH! IN THE NAME OF DEMACIA I SENTENCE YOU TO TO DIE... AGAIN... UM... JUSTICE!!!!" Ults
"NO YOU IDIOT!"
"Haha! Death defiled bitches!" ults
ENEMY PENTAKILL
Doesn't worship Demacia, Sun ftw!
Told justice to get the hell off his team.
She turned the entire royal court in to squirrels. I'm sure she'll be fine.
She will just turn Garen in to one and punt him out an open window. She had one too many cupcakes.
Do I need to explain what happened?
an aly has been slain
enemy double kill 
Triplekill 
quadrakill 
DEMACIA!
shut down
/All: wait for it
Pentakill
true story
Hahahahaha! I'm Teemo!
Made a joke about
Garen mains noticed they needed a shower.
Garen purged himself ;)
Attorney: Please... show us on the doll where he touched you...
: Points at Stars
: I swear I thought she was 18 thousand-years old!
returned all the monstrocities in league:https://tse1.mm.bing.net/th?&id=OIP.M38328da13912a2fac2f8b55d30e1697do0&w=300&h=285&c=0&pid=1.9&rs=0&p=0&r=0&url=http%3A%2F%2Fimgur.com%2Fgallery%2F9wflU
I'm under work directly from the Ionian Government, diplomatic immunity
Chronoshift then runs away.
https://i.imgur.com/55GqX7M.gif#noredirect
DEMACIA
I'm viable in the current meta and I shit on you, bring it on.
blame Dr. piddidly (and/or Viktor)
ok
"Already Gone!" (gate out.)