Everyday object that relate to you

I’m the shovel that will shovel away all the shit that is in my way to high elo.

I'm the wardrobe chair. Usually there's lots of clothes on me, but I haven't served any greater purpose in life yet. It's becoming more and more apparent that being in the background and doing pretty much nothing is what I'm best at

I'm a Dice. sometimes i feel totally random and how well i do things in life or in the rift is complete RNG. Sometimes i do things i don't even know why. Like that time i went in 3v3 PVP instead of 3v3 VS CPU, It took me 5 minutes and a salty Yasuo to realise that the enemy team wasn't bots.