League Rhymes M8

I just thought of some clever rhymes for some league characters. Prepare for some cringy rhymes, cuz here we go. Lucian is the source of air pollution which started the chinese revolution and therefore to Nocturne he is an optical illusion Lux clucks with the ducks in a fancy tux Bow down to Xin Zhao right now if you want hot chicken bao Ekko is a nekko that rekkos flying geckos Zed shreds the bread on his head next to the shed Post more cringe worthy rhymes please so that my friends will always be in a state of agony.