"Don't worry I main Yasuo I will carry"

: Don't ban I'm a one-trick 84% win has killed ! First blood! : Wtf afk has disconnected

Whenever I hear someone type "Stop doing whatever I will carry" I immediately assume they will feed.

When they say "Trust me, I'm a Diamond smurf." http://i.imgur.com/8D5eeD6.jpg?b

But nobody dodges anyway. http://i.imgur.com/Xg0Qn2F.jpg?b

Instructions unclear, Yasuo failed to dodge all skill shots and went 0/10

When I see someone pick Riven jungle: http://i.imgur.com/e8a5w9s.gif/nodirect!

"Just give me mid, I can't sup"

I'm very proud to say I banned him got damn 90% of the time for about a whole year straight. Took riot forever to put him somewhat in line in terms of balance.

feelsbadman, getting the birdie from LF lol

If only there was a actual dodge button...Riot pls

And that's why...

I ban Yasuo. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Nobody who ever says "I will carry" does. And when they don't, it's always everyone else's fault. People who really do carry don't talk this way.

Implying every Yasuo main is a PoS that will feed.

This is painfully accurate as a Yasuo main.

ROFL, lmao. Hard-laughing right now.

If enemy has Yasuo main they win instantly.

But I'm bronze with a 12% win rate on Yasuo! ;(

I have only one solution for those kinds of desperate times when my "Yasuo alert sense" starts pinging.

I tell all my premades to play supports and i pick kog.

Kog is the savior.....if protected by 60 meters of steel, magic, heroic sacrifice and some virgin blood.