: Don't ban I'm a one-trick 84% win
has killed
! First blood!
: Wtf afk
has disconnected
Whenever I hear someone type "Stop doing whatever I will carry" I immediately assume they will feed.
When they say "Trust me, I'm a Diamond smurf." http://i.imgur.com/8D5eeD6.jpg?b
But nobody dodges anyway. http://i.imgur.com/Xg0Qn2F.jpg?b
Instructions unclear, Yasuo failed to dodge all skill shots and went 0/10
Welcome to "Laning Against Lux" Episode 6!
When I see someone pick Riven jungle: http://i.imgur.com/e8a5w9s.gif/nodirect!
"Just give me mid, I can't sup"
I'm very proud to say I banned him got damn 90% of the time for about a whole year straight. Took riot forever to put him somewhat in line in terms of balance.
feelsbadman, getting the birdie from LF lol
And that's why...
I ban Yasuo. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
If only there was a actual dodge button...Riot pls
Nobody who ever says "I will carry" does. And when they don't, it's always everyone else's fault. People who really do carry don't talk this way.

I have only one solution for those kinds of desperate times when my "Yasuo alert sense" starts pinging.
I tell all my premades to play supports and i pick kog.
Kog is the savior.....if protected by 60 meters of steel, magic, heroic sacrifice and some virgin blood.
Unless Leona e's to you, Q's you and her team devours your soul
That is why you need ~~Four sacrificial sheep ~~ teammates to keep you safe while stacking barriers and heals on you^^ Mobile acid cannon fortress OP.
What if it's against full adc lifesteal team?! They shall suck your essence away till you're nothing more than a dried up husk of a danger worm! Edit: Or a Trynd/Olaf Ult
Then at least your'e getting the SUCC
None shall pass!
.
The trinity of guardians can always keep the
safe.
Wait... how does that team comp work...
Braum support, Karma mid, Lulu top.
With a maokai jungle
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it's m&g calm your blood pressure and laugh a little :)
Draven, Vayne, Riven, etc can't shut down any projectile based ability in the game with 1 button. Also people just like weeblord Yasuo is cancer jokes, Riven used to be the one taking the brunt of it, but Yasuo is straight up a stereotypical anime samurai, so he gets the flak now.
Edit; What the first bit is saying is just that people hate fighting him a lot more so even when there's one on their team they remember the frustration of versing him and are actively looking for reasons to hate him more.
ROFL, lmao. Hard-laughing right now.
If enemy has Yasuo main they win instantly.
But I'm bronze with a 12% win rate on Yasuo! ;(
Implying every Yasuo main is a PoS that will feed.
This is painfully accurate as a Yasuo main.