What would Irelia's slogan be at a hospital?
"My blade is at your cervix" 
-Im sorry
"My blade is at your cervix" 
-Im sorry
"Irelia, you're fired."
Ireli hope youre insured.
pretty sure shen runs the hospital and kennan is one of the doctor, while akali is the nurse.
My friend is a irelia main who hates puns, i am SO getting slapped for this god level pun when i tell him it
but it will be worth it!!!
"Oops. Well, there no turning back"