If someone ever dares say "First" anywhere on teh interwebs you give them two words...

First http://img12.deviantart.net/6a7e/i/2011/288/7/6/deal_with_it___rainbow_style__by_j_brony-d4cwgad.png

3rd...

Nah, I'm that person who is only tied in 1st place with someone so if I see someone else get a blue shell I can immediately slow down and secure 1st place after the other person gets blown up by it.

https://i.imgflip.com/1oqxkp.jpg