How it feels to fight an Assassin with a fed jungle Rammus

Laughing Fish·Mar 23, 2015·79 votes·6,393 views

I have always preferred tanks. I am so glad they are finally getting the respect they deserve! http://cdn.themetapicture.com/pic/images/2015/03/20/funny-gif-kitten-fighting-big-cat-hit.gif

57 Comments

SmknWdlMar 23, 201537 votes

poor cat-arina

Chaotic ReksMar 23, 201519 votes

i think you mean Nidalee

Rew711Mar 23, 20155 votes

why not both?

ƒlayMar 23, 201526 votes

Why not Zoidberg?

SociopathFriendMar 23, 20159 votes

Nautilus is so much fun- You're getting snared! And, you're getting snared! And you are getting knocked up! Slows for you, slows for everyone! Oh, someone who isn't cc'd? Time for another snare!

terkmcMar 23, 201513 votes

Nautilus item 3022 item 3116 summoner 3 My body is ready

Hyrum GraffMar 24, 20151 votes

item 3800 item 3143 item 3110 item 3025

wopMar 24, 20151 votes

You can't have my heart, and you won't use my mind but

do what you want do what you want with my bahday

AsianBear615Mar 23, 201518 votes

Nautilus is like Oprah: "You get cc, you get cc, EVERYONE GETS CC!!

BârdJul 2, 20151 votes

YOU GET A ZHONYAS

EVERYBODY GETS A ZHONYAS Bard

junglerboy16Mar 23, 20156 votes

I literally can't stop laughing at this, my face hurts...

Laughing FishMar 23, 201510 votes

'Tis a beautiful gif.

RivvyMar 23, 20156 votes

Rammus vs. Renekton

So fun to watch tanks sit there body-wrestling each other. I mean who wouldn't want to watch 2 tanks stand next to each other for 30 minutes. Makes for good content and great LCS plays.

Sarcasm aside- at least we have a new meta.

Spacesuit SpiffMar 24, 20152 votes

I've been lead to believe that at one point, metagolem was a thing and this was all that ever happened lol.

LeeDarkMar 24, 20151 votes

Yeah, I'm starting to think everybody in love with this new phenomenon simply hasn't been playing the game for more than a year. We've been here before. It wasn't actually fun.

DeadXeraMar 24, 20156 votes

Speak for yourself, one of my favorite LoL memories was back during like S1 I was full-tank Nasus vs a full-tank Udyr, we both sat slapping each other for a solid minute until we were both completely OOM (Dunno how Udyr managed to OOM despite Turtle giving mana back then... o.O Straight Tank will do that I guess), then just kinda walked away from one another while both still at 90% health. It was just kinda stupidly funny. XD

LeeDarkMar 24, 20151 votes

Stupidly funny is the perfect description of that, since finding that fun would require a below average IQ.

DeadXeraMar 29, 20152 votes

My comment got upvotes, yours got downvotes, so rather than refute your poor attack on my intellect, to you I will just say "scoreboard".

LeeDarkMar 29, 20151 votes

Am I surprised the majority of the League community has a below average IQ? Not in the slightest.

DeadXeraMar 30, 20152 votes

Educational Reading that may be applicable if you assume everyone else is retarded and that you're somehow a special snowflake. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dunning%E2%80%93Kruger_effect

LeeDarkMar 31, 20151 votes

Yeah, it's not illusory. I do have a superior IQ, tested by a licensed psychiatrist. You're all morons to me. I also harbor no delusions that I am a superior League player, in case you were thinking of going that route. I stand by my statement that thinking a wet noodle fight with no measurable outcome is fun would require a being of truly incalculable idiocy.

(Here comes the part where you, not realizing I do not give a single airborne fornication whether or not you believe me, tell me to prove it. Go ahead and skip that part, because I have no intention of doing so. Either accept that looking shit up on Wikipedia because this one time someone linked it to you and you remembered doesn't mean anything to me, or don't. Not my problem.)

DeadXeraApr 1, 20152 votes

See, the thing is, I don't need to attack your intellect to feel good about myself. I'd be willing to wager rather sizable sums of money that your IQ is lower than mine, but I know that you, having said you have no intention of proving yours, will simply dodge such a wager. To do so is understandable, because to lose money over such a petty thing as what equates to little more than a dick-measuring competition would add insult to injury at finding out that you're not quite the special snowflake you always thought yourself to be. However, I don't need to do that, because your opinion of what I find amusing doesn't actually matter to anyone but you, as can be shown by your receiving downvotes for voicing said opinion.

As for who is the better league player, I'm certain that you are the superior player with your Silver 5, sub 50% winrate, poor winrates on half of your top played champions this season, mediocre average farm, etc. Your sense of humor might be lacking, however, if you can't see the comedy in two immortal gods smacking eachother until they become bored with the exchange and decide to walk away like gentlemen, but then again I don't know you so I can't make any realistic calculations about what things satiate such a highly advanced intellect such as yours.

My ultimate point is, you can attack my character all you like (though if you're as intelligent as you claim to be, you'd understand that doing so is an ad nauseam logical fallacy, which by nature would invalidate your argument in any respectable forum of debate), but it doesn't change the fact that I am allowed to enjoy whatever I like to, and while you can puff yourself up to think yourself superior for not enjoying the comedy in the situation I described, your opinion doesn't actually matter to anyone other than yourself, and doesn't actually say anything about anyone but yourself. ;)

LeeDarkApr 2, 20151 votes

Okay, let's begin. I test three standard deviations above the mean on both the Wechsler and Stanford-Binet tests. I'm also a member of Mensa, though, frankly, that isn't actually a very high bar.

I already said I do not harbor any delusion that I am good at this game. I never will be. Being physically disabled in my arm makes the simplest mechanics difficult. I love it when people try to list my stats as though it will hurt my feelings. The nice thing about the physical disability is I actually can claim to be WELL below my true MMR. With two properly functioning arms instead of just one, or one and a half on a good day, I can easily argue that I should be much higher. I'll never be able to actually reach my true MMR, since the disability I have is what remained AFTER surgery and therapy. What's your excuse for your poor play, then?

If you were as intelligent as you pretend to be, you'd know that there is no purpose in referencing logical fallacies in a debate about an opinion on what is enjoyable. I merely argue, and I maintain that this is true, that enjoying the wet noodle fight that is the tank meta highly correlates to having an average or below average IQ. Stupid people are oft easily amused. That's another thing I love, though--when people pretending to be smart try to use logical fallacies and fail so miserably at it. Would you care to try again? I could use the laughs.

GaleWinUnleashedMar 30, 20151 votes

This isn't nearly as bad as the League of Warmog's; the current meta is far healthier than that.

Old Man TeetoMar 24, 20156 votes

Trundle That's some nice defensive stats. Would be a pity if something happened to them.

BlackMagicWilsonMar 23, 20155 votes

We had a similar thread but reversed a couple months ago: http://boards.na.leagueoflegends.com/en/c/gameplay-balance/wPFhA1Rl-they-nerfed-rammus-too-much http://i.imgur.com/puP871v.gif

SirsirMar 24, 20151 votes

D: poor turtle!

Laughing FishMar 24, 20151 votes

That Turtle has heart, you have to give him that.

MeekNAMar 23, 20153 votes

Riven with item 3035 item 3134 appears.

SirsirMar 23, 201523 votes

And ragequits cuz she still can't oneshot him like eveyone else.

IcyPepperMar 24, 20158 votes

mains Riven has battle bunny skin goes 0/8/0 "gg no ganks" afk's

baaljinnMar 23, 201516 votes

{quoted}

with appears.

riven dies due to gromp+thornmails+w GG ops forgot the cinderhulk

gubigubiMar 23, 20151 votes

Hit um with the cinderblock gg no re

revliledpembrokeMar 23, 20152 votes

I had already seen this play several times, left it up, opened new tabs, came back, and promptly burst out laughing. Again. Well done sir. Well done.

HyperZEROXLMar 23, 20152 votes

Rengar V.S Rammus Winner: Rammus Ok.

AFK PushMar 23, 20151 votes

Rengar item 3035 item 3142 item 3071 item 3153 still has problems...

AFK PushMar 24, 20151 votes

I was saying that Rengar still would have problems against a rammus. You people are so quick to downvote lol.

Big Bang BobMar 24, 20153 votes

You should not have said that in armordillo territory. Problems of any kind go against our "Ok" philosophy and offend us.

There are no problems. For anyone. U_U

warpenguin555Mar 23, 20152 votes

fed rammus is so much fun :)

Spacesuit SpiffMar 24, 20152 votes

That made my day, because that's my experience with Nautilus item 3715

So far I've 1v1d LeeSin Fizz Zed etc. You have to chase them for quite a while, but it's a fight that's impossible to lose.

LeeDarkMar 24, 20152 votes

I'm gonna go ahead and say this is gonna last 'til the Summer Split, IF that long.

We've done tanks on top before. It isn't really a "tank meta." Soon enough you'll see that it is, in reality, an ADC meta. The game becomes one team's ADC versus the other team's tank. First tank to die loses. This is how Lulu left the support slot and we ended up with support tops and support mids. The entire rest of the team becomes about helping the ADC kite the tank. You'll see lots of shields, like Ori mid and more Lulu top, with Janna support, because the tanks can't ever break through the shields.

We've been here before, and it was very, very boring.

Cloud273Mar 24, 20152 votes

And then you remember that MR counters thornmail (and sunfire cape if I'm not mistaken). If the tank is fed, get a hexdrinker. It's not that hard. And tanks still have EXTREMELY high mana cost and horrible clear times. No, we have a long way to go before tanks are actually good.

BârdJul 2, 20152 votes

http://st.elohell.net/public/chill/f00af378d223411fcf85429ebe3eeb9a.gif

Poor JudgmentMar 23, 20151 votes

so true it hurts ;-; item 3070

DarkFaun FortesMar 24, 20151 votes

My Maokai can acctually kill people again!!! I love it!

TaylorGaylorMar 24, 20151 votes

Logged in to upvote.

AmarajahMar 24, 20151 votes

what are you talking about, rammus IS an assassin, if he taunts the adc with thornmail, cinderhulk, gromp buff, his W up, ult up, etc they will die mostly from the recoil then the side damage will kill them

it's kind of op but a good team won't let it happen, but in soloqueue it's the worst thing ever because your team will never peel for you or get the rammus away

wopMar 24, 20151 votes

lolololololololo 69 upvoteslolooloolo # rekt #luminarty cumfirmed #ggez #SMOKE WEED EVERYDAY lololololololollolololol

Ironclad DragonMar 31, 20151 votes

Observe carefully this 1v1 of our team's Rengar and the enemy's fed Rengar.

DrathTurtle314Mar 31, 20151 votes

Or when you're playing rammus against an AD mid(zed), an AD top(nasus), an AD jungler(lee sin), and an AD support(Leona), with a hybrid ADC(kog'maw or corki). The only reason I mention the hybrid ADC part is because I assume people are smart enough to have some magic damage on their teams...