What I hate about every champion

: Bad start, not a real champion : Presses Q for free move speed, doesn't need to land it. : Assassin with lock on abilities : He sustains too much so let's nerf his E and then rework to give his passive no mana cost sustain : Presses R, high win rate since the existence of League : Egg -_- : 450 champ that can flash R, such skills much wow : Slows the enemy, but she's still slower so can't actually catch up : Presses W with Rylai's, does nothing mechanically but right click move : Let's not go into this... : Always f*cks up his ult : AoE silence : Presses R : Doesn't have to land Q to apply Concussive blows, can just walk and right click. Plus his shield grr : You engaged me so I can E away for free crit damage + slow : New champions are always bs (lel) : Turned her from a rely on Q to land E kit to a omg I pressed E 20 times kit : AoE silence : Who's this? : Omg I pressed Q while walking away, give me free heals : Omg I pressed R and killed an adc : Omg I'm not a champion : Omg my player base always 1v5's then blames team : So much CC to make counterplay feel useless. Also. could my passive be any easier to proc? : My stun should be a snare : Invisibitch : Gay, and not in a homosexual way. Just a gay way : Silence AND fear?! (Also not a champion) : Omg you wasted your one CC ability on my riposte and now I've pressed R. : Fishsticks : Not a champion, but sometimes I press R to kill myself from all the damage the enemy does : I afk farm for 45 minutes and then land one barrel combo to pretend I'm helping then afk farm again : I don't wear a helmet but I should. : Omg haha I auto attack you for 25 minutes in lane and then press R in team fights for AoE knockback : I missed my E but I'm gonna flash because skillshots : End of line hurts more than my ult lol omg : Oh you warded? I'm already behind you (+stupid sheen proc) : Zhonyas Rylais : I landed my E once out of X times but now you die or lose majority of your health pool : Omg you out traded me so now I get to stun and sustain with two abilities : I put bushes near teammates so enemy team can use it against us : Omg you engaged? Q. Oh your kit allows you a second engage? R : I pressed R and killed every non mobile champion without flash : I'm a Jax main. Jax is perfect, screw all of you. But to be fair. I auto attack enough times to proc my R to make you question what you're supposed to build in terms of tank items. BorTK can counter Randuins/Frozen. Ult passive makes armor seem dumb. Doran shield #1 counter to Jax. : My kit allows me to keep you under your turret. If you try to engage with any top laner (limited to usually one gap closer) I'll knock you back and walk away. : I take right clicking with way too high reward to a new level : Lol omg I lost in lane but I'm gonna AoE rockets and Pentakill for no reason : Not a champion but sometimes my R is annoying : I have one skill shot but when that doesn't go well, I speed myself, use lock on chain, and THEN R Q : Suicide, E W R : When mages were supposed to have counters I was viable. Now mages aren't allowed to have any champion counters : R : R : Insanely easy stun to land.. also... R : Omg you died to my Q before I finished leap : I can dash every 2 seconds : I pressed R and now my whole team is using Talisman to engage on the Urgot minding his own business : Right click mechanics : I've mained LeBlanc for 12 years, never knew chain was a skill shot. It always insta lock ons for me! : I have one skill shot. But I don't have to land it. Ward, W, R, Q, Q. Also, I am the sole reason that the whole support champion pool is not allowed a stronger sightstone. But I'm Riot's favorite :] : I'm going to engage no matter what because my E is up : Omg haha I pressed R, outplayed : I can proc passive double auto attack even if I don't land my skill shot. : Polymorph : Lands one snare while 0-8. R, E, ACED : I can R on an adc and 90% of the time just kill them. : Silence + R : I ult to pretend I'm helping but then my team dies and no one even notices me. They thought I was just a tree. : Build armor, Randuins, frozen heart, whatever. I don't care. Magic damage + AD + True damage + Immune to slow/AAreduction : Highest health pool of all adc's, free damage off Q if you try to position yourself far away : My mains think I need a buff but my binary kit says it shouldn't even be that rewarding : I can't land my Q but I'm gonna flash in and R. Outplayed. : Overall kit is actually sleeper OP. Surprised people haven't picked up on the freelo yet. : I pressed Q for the whole game. I either hasten our team loss, or our hasten our team win. : I can press R and then walk up to auto attack you. But don't flash, it'll still proc and here comes the Anchorrrrr : I landed Q, you're done. : R : I'm more annoying to my own team than anything else : Presses R for some move speed + CC immunity and then I can Q while in your face to slow you down. Because that's what I need. : Safe laning phase, press R in team fights. Win game. : I press Q in lane until you're either down 60 cs or you're down 60 cs and 5 kills. Plus I can ult anywhere. Lock on stun ftw : Max health damage on bruisers never hurt game health : I took Graves' blind because it's fun to be retarded : Auto attacks? Okay. : My pop up is hard to - Oh haha I flashed to pop you up. You're dead. : Lock on stun with free Q and E out just in case :] : You flashed into a bush. Ha... ha.... : This is my third keyboard this week. : Q.... Q..... Q.... Q.... Q.... Q.... ULT Omg outplayed. : Lock on snare. : My ult never lands because my ult is still unclear : Ignite Smite, I don't even have to invade. You're not ganking early. : I pressed R and completely destroyed enemy bot lane but I want ganks to make my laning phase strong enough so that I'm overbearing in two lanes at the same time#logic : My mains want me buffed but I'm mechanically easy and my twin bites has been a nuisance to balance. But let's ignore that and pretend it's not a problem. : I make you chase me for no reason. I'm 0-8. But you'll chase. No matter what. : My mains complained I was too weak and then I became meta. Now the complaints have disappeared. Q hitbox doesn't match the graphics. Locks down pretty hard. : E? : I ran in with my move speed buff and ulted you into my team : Lock on Q : Q is sleeper OP and makes it already hard to out trade in lane with the W babysitting the adc : R : I can miss all my skill shots and press R to use them against you. : AA Q AA. Oh, I get to eat you. : Wall : Omg you're gonna gan.. Haha E : I'm on the losing team but if I press R we win? : I blinded the adc and did enough damage to kill you and make your merc scimitar look like a bad buy : Hook counts as suppress. If I can't land it? I'll just walk up E R and chase the enemy while they lose ground by trying to zigzag while I don't use Q... at all. : W R enough peel to make Janna my best buddy and most toxic combo to try and kill. : Insane slows + sustain. Raid boss incoming if you mess up one time. : Lock on stun : Oh you got.. haha I stealthed and am going the exact opposite way that you're assuming. : You don't kite Udyr. : My kit is actually extremely toxic. Camped. : QQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQ : Honestly, I might not even need the W proc of my kit anymore. Just feels like overkill. : Lock on R kekeke : Liandry's/Rylai's first two items. I pressed R. Not going anywhere. : Lock on ult because people keep dodging my flash Q and I don't like counterplay. : My W is a cool execute that scales off my health and makes me super fun to lane against. : Oh, someone is carrying the enemy team? Let my lock on R : TBC + R = too much damage and CC : You're always going to walk into my Q. : I go in. Every time. No matter what. With a glass cannon build. : Literally the only thing wrong with my kit is that I can ult off other people's CC. But let's focus on every other part of my kit instead. God forbid I'm expected to land my only skill shot. Also haha I dashed onto you to land my knock up because skill. : First you must fight my ghouls and my ult before you can ever challenge me. : Lock range engage with easy to land pop up. What could go wrong? Oh you flashed, let me slow you with my fists of fury. : I pressed R, and shouldn't counter me. : Q... Q... Q... Q... Q... Q... I just W'd and the enemy Amumu used it to dive my team. Oops : R : I don't have to land my skill shots on the seedlings. I get free plants for free poke and I never have to be in range to make you pay for it.

Making a few special appearances: : I'm not allowed to cancel Zed's ult because it's apparently more crucial to his kit than every other champion that only has one CC to kill me. ADC's FTW.

Every Assassin meant to counter AP champions: We're not actually allowed to do that anymore.