give me a jesus christ break, RIOT!!!! (pulsefire cait skin)

i can read u bastards like an open book on a 10 000 foot podium on souffle sunday. Around 5 months ago when they were releasing the poppy chromas, i found it completely absurd that they actually WAITED the full 2 weeks of the patch release to release the poppy chroma. like what the hell are you waiting for? you think poppy mains arent going to buy the god damn chroma at the patch launch? why the hell make them wait when you have the full power to release a release ready skin.

so today I sign onto surrender@20 to read any news regarding the pulsefire cait skin because its fucking 12PM on a thursday, where the hell is that pulsefire cait skin? pulsefire ezreal is already released, WHAT KIND of chimpanzee logic IS THAT!?!?

and to my horror, what do i see? i SEE. RENGAR and OLAF CHROMAS RELEASED. AS IF THATS SOME FUCKING GREAT ANNOUCNEMENT NEWS! 2 ugly male champs get chromas RELEASED ON THE DOT OF A PATCH REALEASE!

why not MAKE THESE FUCKOS WAIT THE FULL 2 WEEKS? oh yeah thats right, because no one gives a GOD DAMN about those 2 ugly hideous PUTRID diseased FREAK SHOW FUCKING CHAMPS!

ur just trying to make yourselves seem busy and productive and reliable and responsible,

but i can see right thru u like a manatee at a mcdonalds drive thru at 5:59 am in the morning getting a hashbrown with ketchup and orange juice bed time snack.

u just want to delay that cait skin for mid way through the patch season because u have shit all to offer after that skin for the next 1.5 months. the only skin coming after that one is an ugly tryndamere skin and nothign else.

so as our great and mighty lord and savior shaclone once said:

suck the tip of my fucking dick, riot games!