League of Legends rock busters

Lulus SnuggleBun·9/17/2016, 6:35:02 PM·4 votes·2,272 views

Okay so I'm writing this in the vein of a game by the same name used on The Ricky Gervais show. How it works is simple. I'll give a cryptic clue. The answer to the clue is a champion name. Normally you would get the initials but as there are so few champs it would narrow down the answer too much. As a warning these may actually sound dumber if you haven't heard a rock buster before. I'll have the answers numbered at the bottom.

  1. A summoner asked Thresh why he tortures and murders people. What did the warden say?

  2. This is where the women of League go for a slap fight.

  3. Sona heard a song on the radio. She couldn't remember who it was when it suddenly hit her.

  4. He could be good friends with Alistar.

  5. Some travelers were going through Sharima when they stumbled across a certain armordillo. They thought they were hallucinating until one of them poked it and said. . .

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  1. I rely on souls AurelionSol

  2. They head to the cat arena Katarina

  3. Oh! Rhianna Orianna

  4. A moo moo Amumu

  5. E's real Ezreal

What did you guys think? How groan worthy were they? Even a chuckle?

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21 Comments

RaptorKarr9/17/2016, 7:38:40 PM3 votes

Those jokes caused me great physical pain

JayHog19929/17/2016, 6:41:25 PM1 votes

The Lulu icon saved you, otherwise would had downvoted for the meh jokes. XD

ADepressedLeona9/17/2016, 9:34:29 PM1 votes

Sadly all I see right now is blind hate for everything.

Mad King Hades9/18/2016, 3:29:10 PM1 votes

I don't know what worries me more. Jayhog's smug Teemo grin or that you make that.

Stars Shaper9/18/2016, 3:55:16 PM1 votes

The gif was already worth the upvote