League of Legends rock busters
Okay so I'm writing this in the vein of a game by the same name used on The Ricky Gervais show. How it works is simple. I'll give a cryptic clue. The answer to the clue is a champion name. Normally you would get the initials but as there are so few champs it would narrow down the answer too much. As a warning these may actually sound dumber if you haven't heard a rock buster before. I'll have the answers numbered at the bottom.
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A summoner asked Thresh why he tortures and murders people. What did the warden say?
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This is where the women of League go for a slap fight.
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Sona heard a song on the radio. She couldn't remember who it was when it suddenly hit her.
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He could be good friends with Alistar.
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Some travelers were going through Sharima when they stumbled across a certain armordillo. They thought they were hallucinating until one of them poked it and said. . .
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I rely on souls

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They head to the cat arena

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Oh! Rhianna

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A moo moo

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E's real

What did you guys think? How groan worthy were they? Even a chuckle?