So your favorite champion just got elected as President? What happens now? Post below!
Example:
"The Benefits of the Glorious Evolution" becomes a required class in every high school.
Nationwide Alcoholism rates skyrocket. The nation begins literally drinking itself to death.
I WILL ELIMINATE THE BUDGET DEFICIT.
BY EATING IT.
AND EATING ANYONE WHO OBJECTS.
DOES ANYBODY OBJECT? NO?
GOOD. DEBT PROBLEM SOLVED.
I WILL BE EATING LUNCH NOW.
IF ANYONE DISTURBS ME, THEY WILL BE THE LUNCH.
The united states are repeatedly sanctioned by the un to the point where "better sanction america" becomes an internet meme
spends the whole term trying to fight Congressional corruption. Pity Intervention doesn't block CC because Congress has a lot of lockdown power. Immune to scandal and very well-respected by the people but fairly ineffectual.
promotes national fire safety and awareness. Issues a hard line to foreign powers and is not afraid to use the military. Inevitably meets scandal after she transforms and eats a reporter during a press conference.
overhauls the education system to focus more on emerging technologies and improving the health care system. US becomes a global leader in technological development, cybernetics, and theoretical research. Robots considered people under new laws.
proves the existence of Dark Matter by dropping a meteor of it on North Korea just to show them who the real supervillain is. Settles foreign policy issues with missiles while laughing. Revitalizes the Space Program because he's not all bad.
Politicians are now selected on how loudly and enthusiastically they can yell "UNITED STATES" and how well they can spin a sword around in a "dance of death".
A couple more:
: All hallucinogens legalized.
: All issues are solved peacefully and an era of unprecedented harmony emerges.
: All issues are solved violently and an era of unprecedented harmony emerges.
: ISIS gets a taste of their own medicine.
Immediately passes a law which MANDATES that Bad jokes must become a part of all comedic work.
Knock knock. Who's There? The moon... it's far away! You were alone the whole time!
"Ok."
Universal Healthcare
We revert to our agricultural roots.
White House moved to Marianna's Trench, navy gets buffs
Congress gets soulbound against their will. The nation rejoices, and her popularity reaches 100%.
gets a suit.
Serious environmental protocols enacted. Vegetarianism outlawed. Increased funding for ivy league schools through misunderstanding.
Zyra for prez?
Search warrants go out the window as police suddenly just start breaking down walls to investigate any criminal activities.
Bright ass halogen lighting becomes the standard everywhere.
The Purge is now every day.
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I don't even know. If Shaco is a lazy fuck then he'll be exploding into daggers a lot during meetings.
Edit: Ayyy, my first post with more upvotes than downvotes!
National corruption skyrockets. When the people complain the President blames it on destiny.
Scurvy (and a bunch of other stuff) is completely eliminated due to widespread distribution of oranges. All artillery units are required to play a clip of the president's laugh before beginning bombardment.
Millions are required to enjoy the sun.
Will create the strongest military in existence by intense training, resulting in soldiers killing anything they deem unworthy with miscellaneous weaponry, which include but are not limited to: Pitchforks, torches, sickles, lamp posts, signs, pipes and Nokia phones.
He will also create discipline in children, inspiring them to learn new tricks with unusual equipment.
Rek'Sai- all forms of transportation are replaced with a massive tunnel system.
We go to war with literally everybody, for no other reason than it's fun. And when we are done we bake cakes.
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Draven's everything
First the United States... then the world.
Time to start an ice age
Leads the Civil War
Every man and woman is required to carry silver to kill evil :3
The Advantages of Wind Power becomes a required class in every school
Nationwide fire rates skyrocket
just try and assassinate him...
No more power bills yay!! :D
Leaves the white house to rot. Anarchy destroys the USA.
Police budget rises.
World war III for three days. World peace afterwards, in what remains.
