So your favorite champion just got elected as President? What happens now? Post below!
Example:
"The Benefits of the Glorious Evolution" becomes a required class in every high school.
Nationwide Alcoholism rates skyrocket. The nation begins literally drinking itself to death.
not a starburst74 votes
I WILL ELIMINATE THE BUDGET DEFICIT.
BY EATING IT.
AND EATING ANYONE WHO OBJECTS.
DOES ANYBODY OBJECT? NO?
GOOD. DEBT PROBLEM SOLVED.
I WILL BE EATING LUNCH NOW.
IF ANYONE DISTURBS ME, THEY WILL BE THE LUNCH.
flamebird363 votes
The united states are repeatedly sanctioned by the un to the point where "better sanction america" becomes an internet meme
Laughing Fish32 votesI think we have a winner. https://teamtcast.files.wordpress.com/2014/04/datalaughing_gif.gif
Trylobyte43 votes
spends the whole term trying to fight Congressional corruption. Pity Intervention doesn't block CC because Congress has a lot of lockdown power. Immune to scandal and very well-respected by the people but fairly ineffectual.
promotes national fire safety and awareness. Issues a hard line to foreign powers and is not afraid to use the military. Inevitably meets scandal after she transforms and eats a reporter during a press conference.
overhauls the education system to focus more on emerging technologies and improving the health care system. US becomes a global leader in technological development, cybernetics, and theoretical research. Robots considered people under new laws.
proves the existence of Dark Matter by dropping a meteor of it on North Korea just to show them who the real supervillain is. Settles foreign policy issues with missiles while laughing. Revitalizes the Space Program because he's not all bad.
Laughing Fish33 votesKim Jung Un be like: "I am evil! Stop laughing!"
KING OF MASKS38 votesA couple more:
: All hallucinogens legalized.
: All issues are solved peacefully and an era of unprecedented harmony emerges.
: All issues are solved violently and an era of unprecedented harmony emerges.
: ISIS gets a taste of their own medicine.
WeFlyNoLie38 votes Politicians are now selected on how loudly and enthusiastically they can yell "UNITED STATES" and how well they can spin a sword around in a "dance of death".
RiotRiot Tiki30 votesI also think he would make sure there is incredibly tall brush at every corner everywhere. Just for suspense.
RiotRiot Tiki35 votes
Immediately passes a law which MANDATES that Bad jokes must become a part of all comedic work.
Knock knock. Who's There? The moon... it's far away! You were alone the whole time!
iLuma34 votes
"Ok."
Br4ndon28 votes
Universal Healthcare
Glaedonx25 votes
We revert to our agricultural roots.
Killstrado24 votes
White House moved to Marianna's Trench, navy gets buffs
Tentacle Love24 votes
Congress gets soulbound against their will. The nation rejoices, and her popularity reaches 100%.
Masalar19 votes
gets a suit.
D rok18 votes
Serious environmental protocols enacted. Vegetarianism outlawed. Increased funding for ivy league schools through misunderstanding.
Zyra for prez?
RiotRiot Nitsuabo18 votes
RiotRiot Nitsuabo8 votesnm, I found his icon. gj team.
LordDarkshayde17 votes
Search warrants go out the window as police suddenly just start breaking down walls to investigate any criminal activities.
Bright ass halogen lighting becomes the standard everywhere.
Laughing Fish53 votes "Punch First. Ask questions while punching" Is officially drafted into the US constitution.
RavenKouhai16 votes
The Purge is now every day.
Meeks01114 votes
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I don't even know. If Shaco is a lazy fuck then he'll be exploding into daggers a lot during meetings.
Edit: Ayyy, my first post with more upvotes than downvotes!
Zooreka14 votes
National corruption skyrockets. When the people complain the President blames it on destiny.
Rikiel Brando13 votes
Millions are required to enjoy the sun.
Laughing Fish20 votesJust don't stare directly at the president for too long.
Scrimshäw13 votesRek'Sai- all forms of transportation are replaced with a massive tunnel system.
ChaosThief13 votes
Will create the strongest military in existence by intense training, resulting in soldiers killing anything they deem unworthy with miscellaneous weaponry, which include but are not limited to: Pitchforks, torches, sickles, lamp posts, signs, pipes and Nokia phones.
He will also create discipline in children, inspiring them to learn new tricks with unusual equipment.
Dreddeth13 votes
Scurvy (and a bunch of other stuff) is completely eliminated due to widespread distribution of oranges. All artillery units are required to play a clip of the president's laugh before beginning bombardment.
RiotRiot Tiki25 votesUP WITH CITRUS!! DOWN WITH CC!!
UnSeenDeath8811 votes
We go to war with literally everybody, for no other reason than it's fun. And when we are done we bake cakes.
Chaotic Reks10 votes
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Draven's everything
Laughing Fish33 votesWelcome to the United States of Draven!
goldensilver098 votes
Time to start an ice age
Laughing Fish32 votes "Not troll chief, troll President. President!"
KING OF MASKS8 votes
First the United States... then the world.
Laughing Fish14 votes "Efficient strategy."
B1naryB0t7 votes
Leads the Civil War
SmknWdl5 votes
The Advantages of Wind Power becomes a required class in every school
Nationwide fire rates skyrocket
Laughing Fish17 votes
: "Repeat the following lines: 'I do solemnly swear that I will faithfully execute the Office of President of the United States, and will to the best of my Ability, preserve, protect and defend the Constitution of the United States.'"
: "Aseryo!"
" What? No, repeat the followi" : "Hasag!"
Hardstuck G45 votes
Every man and woman is required to carry silver to kill evil :3
Laughing Fish16 votesSay what you want, but Vampire attack rates would plummet.
Stars Shaper3 votes
No more power bills yay!! :D
Laughing Fish19 votesI guess you could say is (puts on suglasses) Power hungry.
https://41.media.tumblr.com/4c863cdc9f9efee9da70794dad87cb6a/tumblr_moq09aF5CN1s54iyyo5_400.jpg
warpenguin5553 votes
just try and assassinate him...
Laughing Fish26 votes
: Boom! Headshot!
: Why do I feel.. nothing?
Sneak Dog2 votes Leaves the white house to rot. Anarchy destroys the USA.
Police budget rises.
World war III for three days. World peace afterwards, in what remains.
Laughing Fish19 votes I am President! Stop laughing!
