Why did Viktor fall in love with Lux?

Laughing Fish·Apr 29, 2015·46 votes·4,093 views

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revliledpembrokeApr 29, 201522 votes

This is clearly why Vel'koz was the first designed Battlecast

Laughing FishApr 29, 201515 votes

Lasers win wars. That is a fact.

revliledpembrokeApr 29, 201516 votes

I'm sure that's the real reason the 300 Spartans defeated the Persians at Thermopylae. Lasers.

Laughing FishApr 29, 201520 votes

Oh most definitely. And do you want to know why the North won the civil war? That's right, under Lincoln's hat was a laser cannon.

PalPlaysApr 29, 201513 votes

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Oh most definitely. And do you want to know why the North won the civil war? That's right, under Lincoln's hat was a laser cannon.

You do realize how historically inaccurate that statement is, right? What are they teaching in school these days?!?! Lincoln wasn't JUST a good President, but he was also the Greatest Wizard of all time. He transcended space and time to fire lasers made of electrolytes to wipe out the south. He then gave the famous speech, the Gettysburg Web Address, saying "Don't believe everything you read on the Internet."

He then faked his own death, and many mourned his Fate. People called out for revenge against the Illumi---South for being so Twisted.

Laughing FishApr 29, 201513 votes

I am just amazed he was able to do all that AND kill vampires hordes. http://fc09.deviantart.net/fs70/f/2013/105/9/3/abraham_lincoln___vampire_hunter_by_izzykarasu-d61t7p4.jpg

NarasimhaApr 30, 20157 votes

Everyone needs a hobby to unwind.

MAZZ1M0Apr 29, 20153 votes

Didn't you know? Zeus had a laser commissioned for Leonidas. Vulcan gave it to him. Cyrus was like, "F%^& that s%^!" That's the story of Thermopylae.

AelvrApr 30, 20152 votes

um...you guys do know the Spartans lost, right?

HeadHonchkrowApr 30, 20154 votes

SHHHHH!

Laughing FishApr 30, 20156 votes

Not with lasers they didn't. Lasers. Win. Wars.

KING OF MASKSApr 29, 20157 votes

Teemo : Wars are won with men, not machines. Lux : DEMACIA!! Viktor : maniacal laughter PEW PEW PEW

Laughing FishApr 29, 20154 votes

Steel cannot fix all Teemo's flaws.

Android CowboyApr 30, 20153 votes

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: Wars are won with men, not machines. : DEMACIA!! : maniacal laughter PEW PEW PEW

Gnar DEMAGLIO !! SHOOGEE SHOOGEE SHOOOGEEEE Gnar

LanayurianApr 30, 20157 votes

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PalPlaysApr 30, 20158 votes

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Maximum ZileanApr 29, 20153 votes

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This is clearly why Vel'koz was the first designed Battlecast

I thought Urgot had the first battlecast skin back in 2012.

Laughing FishApr 29, 201512 votes

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TonyTonyMordecaiApr 30, 20154 votes

revliledpembrokeApr 29, 20154 votes

Clearly not, as scientists love lasers. Vel'koz has those. Urgot does not.

Devack The HolyApr 30, 20152 votes

Nope. It was Xerath.

A Superb VillainApr 29, 201514 votes

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Viktor's only love is the Glorious Evolution!

Laughing FishApr 29, 20157 votes

The Glorious Evolution... And a nice smile.

ModWulf HelhammerApr 29, 20154 votes

And who could possibly not adore that laugh of hers?

For CarthageApr 30, 20157 votes

Oh so you're that goddamn person.

The only thing deadlier than lasers is Lux's laugh. I believe that Viktor is currently looking into trying to transmute her laugh into the form of a laser so it's more appealing but just as deadly.

Velkoz None have survived preliminary testing.

ModWulf HelhammerApr 30, 20152 votes

...I was being sarcastic...I don't even have Lux

TenSlashTenApr 30, 20151 votes

halo died after halo 3 for me.. =[ used to do tournaments for that in michigan... was fun.

Laughing FishApr 30, 20154 votes

Halo: Reach and Halo 4 were both incredible games.

A Superb VillainApr 30, 20152 votes

I still do not understand the hate for Reach. I loved it.

Laughing FishApr 30, 20155 votes

People hate change. People also hate when things stay the same lol. People dislike Reach because it was so different from Halo 3, but if they had made it the same as Halo 3 people would complain because the series had stopped moving forwards. There is no pleasing hipsters.