Why Jinx is flat

Nami Want Salami·Aug 28, 2016·61 votes·8,357 views

http://i.imgur.com/gj9Suvi.png

37 Comments

nami tfAug 28, 201652 votes

Jinx "THIS IS A ROBBERY! PUT THE BOOBS IN THE BAG"

Vistha KaiAug 29, 20163 votes

http://pm1.narvii.com/5994/249c60ff1d8a878d7d73d95e4a22c45215815c93_hq.jpg?noredirect

######PS. I can't make an image out of this, because it has f*G in it. xD

hoes and bowsAug 28, 201630 votes

http://img04.deviantart.net/3c8a/i/2015/197/2/b/league_of_legends_vi_gank_by_sorelag-d8opq4z.jpg

ZhireAug 28, 20168 votes

that teemo in the background gets me every time

Busty DemonessAug 28, 201614 votes

Inaccurate, since MF had a monopoly on the milk and is still the largest in-game.

hoes and bowsAug 28, 20169 votes

Actually Sona's seem bigger

cinomenapplebaeAug 28, 20161 votes

BIG BAD WARWICK WOULD LIKE TO HAVE A WORD WITH YOU

Busty DemonessAug 28, 20162 votes

She only seems bigger in the artwork.

In game, MF wins without contest.

aítchAug 29, 20161 votes

Sona is bigger by her model MF is bigger based proportionally to her body (which isn't hard because her wasteland is MIA)

Busty DemonessAug 29, 20162 votes

Incorrect.

http://forums.na.leagueoflegends.com/board/showthread.php?t=2691109&page=1

It's an older thread, but the measurements still hold up because they used the in-game models.

aítchAug 29, 20161 votes

Oh I was just using what the community dubbed like in general fan art since models are changed and shit. By that sure Mf is bigger.

Busty DemonessAug 29, 20161 votes

Well, the community is wrong and needs educated. So do your part and free the community from ignorance!

TormythAug 28, 201617 votes

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Actually Sona's seem bigger

Gragas is biggest

Busty DemonessAug 29, 20165 votes

Gragas is bigger due to beer, not milk.

TormythAug 29, 20161 votes

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Gragas is bigger due to beer, not milk.

i know this, it was a joke, and it's not the beer itself but if i recall right nexus magic imbuing the beer and increasing his size

aítchAug 29, 20162 votes

Looks like his body reallly couldn't BEER it anymore

hidęAug 30, 20161 votes

The door is over there.

TeCoolMageAug 29, 20162 votes

Not true, Rek'Sai is the overlord goddess of milk. Despite her stunning figure, she's considered an 'ugly' void creature because her breasts defy all logic.

Tempest656Aug 29, 201614 votes

Signs you're getting old: When, in spite the joke, you get annoyed that a cartoon baby isn't being properly fed. It must be how support mains feel.

Mister SupportAug 29, 20164 votes

Support main here: can confirm.

AwoofAug 29, 20168 votes

"Who dwank all the miwk??" just crushes my soul somehow, someone give the poor baby her milk!

Edit: I am realizing too late this is kind of awkward with my summoner name.

WyvernEggAug 28, 201612 votes

Baby with tattoos...

I'm just not gonna say anything.

Discount MilkAug 28, 20168 votes

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Baby with tattoos...

I'm just not gonna say anything.

MFW they're actually birthmarks

KhadaverAug 28, 201612 votes

o- o Ahri should be replaced with MF or something since she was born a fox.

MarshbouyAug 28, 20169 votes

reports for nudity

Glory ln DeathAug 28, 201611 votes

They're not nude! They're wearing diapers!

SquidsmastahAug 29, 20168 votes

Jinx just needs to have a sandwich every now and then. Girl doesn't even look she has any organs.

moraysharkAug 28, 20167 votes

http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4dpb0qXDm1r3x7i2o1_400.gif

Solari FortuneAug 28, 20165 votes

Eh, Jinx still Sexy even with her minuscule chest

KnalxzAug 28, 20164 votes

Oh god. I thought you we're going to say as a baby.

Solari FortuneAug 28, 20166 votes

no thats just wrong

i meaning her current self

Baby Jinx is adorable tho

CrazFight Aug 29, 20164 votes

I always imagine vi one day punched her in the breasts hard enough that they just went back in there body. (Yes it makes sense >> << >_>)

Gentleman GemsAug 29, 20161 votes

sounds kinky

KnalxzAug 28, 20162 votes

Welp this is my head canon now. I guess this means that they're at the orphanage that Sona grew up at. That makes sense for Jinx but I guess Ahri had some odd back and fourth with her human and fox form and just doesn't remember since she was so young.