A salty list of class descriptions

Here a list I made, describing what exactly every class is: #Tanks Vanquards: You go in, mash all buttons. After that you are useless for minimum of 20 secs.

Wardens: Rito is keeping telling me, that there is a difference to the Vanguards, but ok.

#Fighters Juggernauts: _So, you keep telling me that it is ok, that if you build only Black Cleaver and then only tank Items, you will still do most damage in the game? _

Divers: If you get a 2 kills advantage you get a free win. If you don't, you're only option is to build tanky and be a shittier version of a Vanguard.

#Slayers Assasins: Either you get fed early or you'll just not existant.

Skirmishers: You are just a ticking Timebomb. You can get thrashed in Lane for 20 minutes, but if you get those 2 Items, it's gg ez

#Mages Burstmages: If I stun you, you will die!

Battlemages: I may be a simple man, but if a mage gets as a core item, someone failed in his job

Artilleriymage: Either you die as a noob, or you live long enough to get reported as a scripter

#Controllers: Enchanters: You literally just cast on the most fed/most stupid teammate and hope that they will kill something/don't die in an ashaming way

Disruptors: This class is only a failed rework away from the support position

#Marksmen

You try to abuse fighter items. If you can't, you have to get 4 items with boots to be relevant. Also: is either Godtier, or a trollpick. Also: "GG, surr 20, my Supp is useless"