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Toa of Death20 votes

well actually, he never really dies. He just goes in the ground and hides then comes back up when the coast is clear.

Awoof5 votes

The truth is, like you said you don't kill Scuttler, you prove yourself to him until he decides you are worthy of his temporary assistance.

ElJanitorFrank1 votes

I see it more as; you beat the living shit out of him and temporarily make him your bitch, so he has to do what you say.

TeemoJenkins15 votes

The Only Good Bug is a Dead Bug!

Laughing Fish26 votes

I wouldn't expect any less from a creature with Teemo in it's name.

theragingnerd2 votes

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I wouldn't expect any less from a creature with Teemo in it's name.

the only good bug is a dead bug! (CHECKMATE AND STALEMATE)

Fowus2 votes

ty you made my day

DragonDelgar1 votes

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esmelar8 votes

You used a Scrubs gif. Now I must love you !! :D

Laughing Fish2 votes

I am lovable.

Samflash36 votes

Never forget Scrubs.

Now i am officially a fan of Laughing Fish.

Laughing Fish5 votes

Good good, my army grows larger.

Sirsir1 votes

Thats actually relatively accurate...

Virgin Ray3 votes

Riot needs to pay people like Fish to keep us entertained on the boards.

Laughing Fish1 votes

Rito pls

DrCyanide2 votes

I play AP Ezreal . Perhaps this will explain:

AbsoluteSadman2 votes

Can we get a scuttle crab summoner icon to honor this little adorable fellow?

Avios12 votes

As a Teemo main, I despise this creature with all of my Shroomic powers.

rinsujo1 votes

...your kind ain't welcome here.

(Neither teemo mains, nor people who hate the glorious scuttle!)

BEGONE WITH YOU! FOUL DEMON!!

Avios12 votes

Ill be back..... Teemo

DarthSpectrum2 votes

Technically, we just beat him severely so he would go into hiding and act as a ward for us.

It is assault at best, not murder.

Budupops2 votes

he doesn't actually die, he just goes underwater to sleep and ward

Potato Doc1 votes

That jerk wad killed me once. From that point on I realized his true killer nature.

Hopefully one day you will too

IGotScuttleCrabs1 votes

I must disagree. I feel a need to scratch those little buggers everything they emerge.

Treyen1 votes

we never kill him, he just gets a good face beating and hides in the ground..and gives vision for some reason? I dunno roll with it.

Doctor Dyment1 votes

Hm, a lovable creature Mr. Fish? You seem to doubt the potential evil powers of the crab.

some taters1 votes

I love him because I can use Skuttles for some sweet Brand ults.

"Oh, you're running in river by yourself? Where's that crab..."

Solari Fortune1 votes

The answer to saving the scuttle crab is Syndra she can put the crab into a sphere of safety, and when danger has passed release back into the river so that he may continue to wander, until the team need vision coverage over baron or drag, then we delightfully give the little guy a item 2052 and he goes to be a speed boosting ward for us

VenomousNecro1 votes

Scuttle crab doesn't die at all it just goes in the ground as a ward then it comes back a few minutes later.

Weasel Kensei1 votes

My jungling tool smells that he has 30 of my gold in his pocket.... I aim to get that 30 gold.....

Blue Moon Wolf1 votes

he IS just minding his own business... but they do keep dragon and baron warded without risk of being destroyed ... I'm also a bit low on health and could use the small heal for killing them... http://img22.imageshack.us/img22/5118/kj66.gif

Hatless Casual1 votes

He knows what he did!

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