Bringing League of Legends Yo Mama Jokes Back (Clean Jokes)

Alpha Destructor·9/9/2014, 10:41:53 PM·7 votes·2,813 views

We should bring League of Legends Yo Mama Jokes Back ;)

Yo Mama so fat when ![LeeSin](https://ddragon.leagueoflegends.com/cdn/16.14.1/img/champion/LeeSin.png)  kicks her, he goes flying backwards.
Yo Mama so fat that ![summoner 3](https://raw.communitydragon.org/latest/plugins/rcp-be-lol-game-data/global/default/data/spells/icons2d/summoner_exhaust.png)  doesn't slow her movement speed any further.
Yo Mama so stupid she ![summoner 11](https://raw.communitydragon.org/latest/plugins/rcp-be-lol-game-data/global/default/data/spells/icons2d/summoner_smite.png)  the younger lizard when taking red.
Yo Mama so fat that when ![Chogath](https://ddragon.leagueoflegends.com/cdn/16.14.1/img/champion/Chogath.png)  ults her he gets 6 stacks.

Yo Mama so fat that she has to recall twice.
Yo Mama so smart she goes ![summoner 13](https://raw.communitydragon.org/latest/plugins/rcp-be-lol-game-data/global/default/data/spells/icons2d/summonermana.png)  on ![Rengar](https://ddragon.leagueoflegends.com/cdn/16.14.1/img/champion/Rengar.png).

23 Comments

DocRedgrave9/9/2014, 11:47:52 PM6 votes

Yo mama so ugly that Trundle thought she was another troll.

Xenohaz9/9/2014, 10:51:15 PM4 votes

Yo Mama so fat when Thresh hooks her, he gets stuck. Yo Mama so stupid she won't type if she gets silenced.

HeavyBadas9/11/2014, 12:40:25 PM4 votes

yo mama's so fat oriannas ball started orbiting her

Pwnhamsicle9/10/2014, 12:15:59 AM4 votes

Your mother is a very nice citizen of these great United States of America and i would never say anything that could potentially hurt her feelings or damage her self-esteem. You people make me sick.

On a completely unrelated note, Yo mama so fat that when she uses a Khazix leap she can one-shot baron.

Command Grompt9/15/2014, 9:12:03 PM4 votes

Yo mama so ugly that Rammus said no.

Marthian9/14/2014, 4:04:35 AM3 votes
Yo Mama so smart she goes ![summoner 13](https://raw.communitydragon.org/latest/plugins/rcp-be-lol-game-data/global/default/data/spells/icons2d/summonermana.png)  on ![Rengar](https://ddragon.leagueoflegends.com/cdn/16.14.1/img/champion/Rengar.png).

That's me. I ALWAYS take clarity on ARAM. Even playing Yasuo, Shyvana, or <insert manaless champion>.

It helps make health relics not as contended for allies. Also MORE SPAM POKES.

Yo Mama so nice all of Zaun becomes a peaceful city state for a day.

Alpha Destructor9/10/2014, 2:46:51 AM3 votes

Yo Mama so ugly, Ahri's Charm says no and LeeSin says thank god. Yo Mama so ugly she turns Cassiopeia to stone.

MeesterMoo9/14/2014, 2:30:01 AM3 votes

Yomama so fat, she doesn't need to pick a lane.

buneter9/14/2014, 2:48:01 PM3 votes

you mama so fat that she can't be knock up for Yasuo to ult yo mama so ugly that LeeSin looks away

Trylobyte9/16/2014, 12:05:01 PM3 votes

Yo mama so ugly Ahri refuses to Charm her. Yo mama so ugly even Amumu doesn't want to be her friend. Yo mama so short Veigar makes fun of her height. Yo mama so fat even Urgot thinks she needs to lose some weight. Yo mama so fat that when Malphite rushes in to initiate, he just bounces off. Yo mama so fat she wears item 1011 as a wristband. Yo mama so fat Syndra gave up trying to lift her. Yo mama so fat Dominion players try to capture her. Yo mama so bad beginner bots queue-dodge her. Yo mama so bad she lost top lane to an AFKer.

Decrit9/10/2014, 7:58:46 PM2 votes

Yo mama so fat Trundle can' t beat her from a fountain to an other

Benjaling9/27/2014, 8:44:26 PM2 votes

Yo mama so fat she beat Gragas in a sumo wrestling competition.

Whiskey 25U9/11/2014, 3:04:49 PM2 votes

Yo mama's so fat that she takes up the entire circumference of Akali 's shroud

Spiritun10/5/2014, 1:16:35 PM2 votes

Yo mama so dumb, Velkoz refused to disintegrate her. Yo mama so dirty, even Twitch can't stand her stench.

buneter9/14/2014, 12:40:25 PM2 votes

yo mama is so fat that she can't be knocked up for Yasuo to ult yo mama is so ugly that even LeeSin has to look away

YOLO19035/14/2015, 5:40:41 AM1 votes

Yo mama's so fat that Gragas chose her as his wife

Yo mama's so fat that when Jax uses his counterstrike ability nothing happened

Yo mama's so fat that when Kalista pulls out the spears with her E, she was dragged with it

Yo mama's so ugly that even Khazix couldn't challenge her in a beauty contest

Yo mama's so fat that when she teleported to a turret the announcer said, "Your turret has been destroyed"

Ricemelon9/9/2014, 11:34:54 PM1 votes

Yo mama so burned that summoner 14 is only a tickle.

YOLO19035/14/2015, 5:47:07 AM1 votes

Yo mama's so ugly,LeeSin can look at her.

Dryditch10/1/2014, 1:16:17 AM1 votes

Yo momma's so fat, she blocks Nami 's wave.