When someone asks you to stop playing FIzz

Laughing Fish·Apr 25, 2016·78 votes·3,448 views

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31 Comments

ERG H4V0CApr 25, 201641 votes

Fizz players are the manifestation of the Magic Man's jerkness. They spread of word of inconvenience, and prosper off the saltyness of others.

Magnum MackApr 25, 20164 votes

I concur

KnoyleApr 25, 20163 votes

Not gonna lie. When I make someone rage as Fizz I start being a trolly douche just to tilt them more.

lightdragoon88Apr 26, 20167 votes

And when they finally play something other than Fizz:

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PROJECT KatarìnaApr 26, 20161 votes

Nah usually we make you think other champs are op

The EcdysiastApr 26, 20163 votes

Fizz Zed Katarina Ekko "I don't just play Fizz."

PROJECT KatarìnaApr 26, 20161 votes

Fizz Talon Zed Katarina Leblanc Rengar Veigar TwistedFate Ziggs Viktor Jhin Azir MasterYi Nocturne Diana

Im a simple man if you ban my champ I want to play Ima make you wish you never installed league

crippler38Apr 26, 20161 votes

Shaco wants to be on this list.

PROJECT KatarìnaApr 26, 20161 votes

Dont have R5 mastery with him yet so I cant spam emote till they rage

rtbf225618241Apr 25, 20166 votes

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kuzzy47Apr 25, 20166 votes

Fizz is the champ i ban most of the time.This disgusting champ can 1 shot squishys without ultimate while making himself invulnerable.With 2 gap closing abilities its impossible to get away with an immoblie squishy champ. Zed is no problem but this disgusting champ does too much dmg.

Sniper 0Apr 26, 20163 votes

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kaltenashesApr 25, 20162 votes

cancer players playing cancer champs

edit: there's a cancer under my fek avatar, get it out get it out

Kat GoddessApr 26, 20161 votes

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I think I caught all of them... ~~wink wink~~

SentinosApr 25, 20162 votes

You know what's real cancer? Trying to be a normal top laner like my main Darius , then they lock Teemo , Quinn , or even Vayne and they just kite you like hell. I win lane, then my team mates feed them, and they carry because their mid laner happened to be an adc as well, and they already had an adc. So now you have ur team against 3 adcs, and two tanks.

japan hate accApr 26, 201610 votes

Fizz is 698,444,648,109,285,816,946,166,215,987,759,978,512,359,902,280,125.786118262 times worse.

pure fastApr 26, 20161 votes

that's a lot of numbers

Doctor JarvisApr 26, 20166 votes

My favorite part is that there's a DECIMAL. Like, implying that someone actually did the math.

japan hate accApr 26, 20167 votes

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My favorite part is that there's a DECIMAL. Like, implying that someone actually did the math.

Oh, I did. It is:

253.910+57.9π/{[(x^3)9-xi]+(2/3)*3.4785} > {1389.18185π(23i)e}/2.75π(y)

Where x=Fizz' cancerousness and y=all the other champions.

crippler38Apr 26, 20162 votes

loooooooool, how does shaco rate?

OmniMotoApr 26, 20161 votes

at least 1

ExtviaApr 27, 20161 votes

Or you utterly lose lane cause all 3 of those ranged champs utterly shit on any melee top lane with no gap closer comparable to their attack ranges. Darius literally cannot fight any kind of ranged top lane whatsoever. Teemo pretty much erodes you, Quinn bursts you, Vayne kites you. Darius is the epitome of feast or famine. If he doesn't get fed, either because of cautious enemy melee top or ranged top pushing your shit in, he's worthless. And he can only get fed unless the ranged top laner has downs or if the enemy is playing a melee top laner and thinks they can fight you.

TL;DR, Don't play Darius, play something else. Too many common top laners are the ones that counter Darius, ranged or super tanky infinite CC.

magic poleApr 26, 20162 votes

never actually seen that show but that looks just like Surprise Party Fiddlesticks

EvereldaApr 26, 20161 votes

dont just dont watch it. trust me . there's no way in hell it was made for children its just our censors think children are stupid and wont catch all the mind melting adult stuff that is going on in the background.

crippler38Apr 26, 20161 votes

but it's a cartoon and all cartoons are obviously 100% made for children, yes this includes hentai.

magic poleApr 28, 20161 votes

you make me wanna watch it lol

EvereldaApr 29, 20161 votes

(passes a well used bottle of brain bleach) be my guest but imma leave this right here just in case you need it