You play Seven Minutes in Heaven with the last Champion you played as

BowserFanGurl 99·12/30/2016, 3:26:24 PM·6 votes·2,289 views

Saw this on the old boards and thought I'd bring it back. If this is on the wrong thread, please forgive me. For me...it's this guy: I...he's gonna rip me in half no matter what happens.

55 Comments

Void Nargacuga12/30/2016, 10:09:01 PM4 votes

Mordekaiser

Uh....

http://i3.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/000/727/910/577.gif

AMYS GRAVE12/30/2016, 4:41:20 PM4 votes

https://38.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m0c8dilp7J1r8q9x8o4_250.gif

Oh, why couldn't she be the other kind of mermaid, with the fish part on the top and the lady part on the bottom?

SchmidttyGames12/30/2016, 3:27:37 PM3 votes

Zyra Do I have to explain how unpleasant that would be?

IcyPepper12/31/2016, 8:51:31 AM3 votes

I can live with this.

The question is, can I live afterwards?

Veraska12/30/2016, 3:30:34 PM3 votes

Cassiopeia my flesh is melted and my bones are turned to stone but i get to look at her nice cheek bones up close so worth

BowserFanGurl 9912/31/2016, 11:05:30 PM2 votes

Well, now I play as both Renekton and Nasus... Maybe I could go in the closet with both of them... WAIT. I'LL MAKE A FANFIC-LIKE THING FOR THIS.

A small tuff of fur caught my attention as I reached my hand in the bag, pulling the fur out. I thought it was Warwick at first, but he just looked at me like I was crazy. I had no idea whose fur it was, until I heard a voice... "Looks like you got my item," Nasus said. "Really, brother? You call pulling some of your own hair off and putting it in a bag an ITEM?" Nasus and his younger brother, Renekton, started bickering for a while, until Ahri managed to calm them down. "Well, if you two are gonna argue like this..." Ahri said to the brothers, "...how about you both go with her? Who knows? Maybe you both can make her feel good without wanting to cut each other's throats?" The two looked at each other, then at me, then back at each other and nodded before Renekton grabbed me and rushed into the closet with me in his arms, Nasus following right behind us...

I'll probably continue this later...

l Helios l12/31/2016, 11:11:45 PM2 votes

Garen ...

AngelNipata12/31/2016, 6:36:18 PM2 votes

Nautilus

I can just imagine it

I start off saying some thing like "so... um... you like seafood?" and this gigantic freaking titan just starts crying his eyes out because literally anything to do with the sea reminds him of being abandoned by his shipmates and then he bolts out of the closet, smashing the door and crashing through several houses afterwards all whilst everyone else just wonders what the fuck I said to send this a titan running off like a teenager who's heart just got broken.

VoraciousX12/30/2016, 11:27:20 PM1 votes

L...mao..... Teemo

esmelar12/31/2016, 12:33:52 AM1 votes

Soraka that will be perfect

BowserFanGurl 9912/31/2016, 1:08:08 AM1 votes

Another reminder that Renekton is sexy as hell. https://static1.e621.net/data/71/4b/714b32a49b03a47039599a11dec76609.png

Blades in Exile12/31/2016, 3:12:47 AM1 votes

I got Akali

Looks like I got really lucky

Macer20012/31/2016, 3:31:32 AM1 votes

Khazix

Dammit! He is going to eat my head off! Well, goodbye World!

"CONSUME AND ADAPT" -- Khazix

EvilUnicornLord12/31/2016, 5:52:16 AM1 votes

I'm only asing because I'm really ignorant and cannot glean the meaning from the comments, but please elaborate. I am unfamiliar with that "game".

GigglesO12/31/2016, 5:54:10 AM1 votes

Meanwhile half of the players in this game are thinking I've never been with a blind man before.

LeeSin

SpookyNeedle12/31/2016, 6:04:36 AM1 votes

Syndra …

Martyrofsand12/31/2016, 6:06:41 AM1 votes

Lux

Those eyes...and she won't let me turn the lights out :(

Reaper Soraka12/31/2016, 6:07:43 AM1 votes

Nasus this feels awkward....

It could be worse; my game before Nasus was Zilean

cyberchade12/31/2016, 6:31:51 AM1 votes

Viktor Join the gloriuos evolution i dont think i have much of a choice

HotNSpicy42012/31/2016, 8:03:49 AM1 votes

Kennen The FBI is gonna be looking for me.

Colton14712/31/2016, 8:24:54 AM1 votes

Illaoi.

This is gonna be torture. :(

Pretty much death by Snu Snu.

"How could I love only one man? They break too easily."

"This ends in two ways - they run, or I break them."

RhaumX12/31/2016, 8:50:31 AM1 votes

Tahm kench. 😢😢

PelicanOfDeath12/31/2016, 6:17:32 PM1 votes

Kayle Not bad.

If we're going proper game though, Lux It got better.

AgeOfTheMage12/31/2016, 6:43:34 PM1 votes

Kindred uhhh... i can explain!

Boompenguins12/31/2016, 6:53:23 PM1 votes

Annie

BowserFanGurl 991/1/2017, 12:45:31 AM1 votes

Gonna finish what I started in my last comment because why not?

""So, you guys promise not to try to murder each other over me?" I asked Nasus and Renekton once the door was shut, lying down on the ground so the two could hopefully not tear me into pieces. Nasus got down on top of me and touched my right cheek with his paw. "Very well. But I would like to be the first of us to kiss you." And that he did. Renekton seemed to be a bit jealous, but soon lay to my right. "Well, in that case, I'll be the one to make her hotter than Brand." He started tracing his claws down my sides, making me shudder...

ALRIGHT I'M DONE BYE

Automated Riven1/2/2017, 6:31:07 PM1 votes

Riven approves.

BowserFanGurl 991/12/2017, 11:15:08 PM1 votes

Bump. Just played another game as Nasus Nasus . Hopefully Renekton doesn't murder me again.

Silencega1/12/2017, 11:19:10 PM1 votes

Sejuani yes, finally a girl who is my height, who wont hug me and rub her boobs across my damn belly button. a real woman built sturdy like a ford truck. a woman who can take charge.