Your favorite champion just won the lottery. What happens?

Laughing Fish·3/30/2015, 12:19:43 PM·4 votes·1,073 views

Your favorite champion just won the lottery, and is a multi-millionaire overnight. What is the first thing that happens?

Examples: Zac Buys a suit. Gragas Goes to the nearest pubs, and dies of alcohol poisoning.

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ShutenDöuji3/30/2015, 3:43:59 PM5 votes

Draven Uses money to buy gold statue of himself. Azir Rebuild Shurima. (what else?) MasterYi Build a dojo. Pantheon Start a bakery. Kassadin Fund pushing out Void creatures from Valoran. TwistedFate Gambles it all and gets even more money.

Karpfador3/30/2015, 7:49:42 PM4 votes

Jinx spends it all for explosives :3

Embertine9/29/2015, 11:45:11 PM3 votes

Shyvana Finds a cave to hoard all the money in. Then goes out and kidnaps several young virgin woman to play music for her as she sleeps on top the massive mound of money.

Blue Moon Wolf3/30/2015, 4:53:23 PM3 votes

MonkeyKing buys next years ultimate skin slot .__.

Bard chimes... lots and lots of chimes

9baksQuJhb3/30/2015, 1:32:44 PM2 votes

Teemo Buys mushroom-harvesting machines and spends his weekends littering retirement homes and daycares with death traps.

Hail Satan.

Raigen Convict3/30/2015, 7:48:49 PM2 votes

Draven Spends it refurbishing the league to become THIS https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pxjHCGQEyL4 Ezreal Probably would get a mansion and live like Bruce Wayne wearing his Debonair suit and hosting awesome parties. Varus I'm not sure what he'd do with the money, probably use it to help him get vengance on Noxus before he dies to his corruption. Velkoz Use it to fund research into human anatomy, experimenting on humans endlessly for knowledge. Thresh Not sure, possibly would use it to get a line of stylish suits to hunt souls in style and taunt Lucian more. Karma Buy a palace maybe? Viktor Convert every living being into a machine, succeeding where eggman failed and becoming a dictator in a robotic EMPIRE Veigar Become a dictator. Nuff said. Braum Fund a charity for Poros. Jayce Live like Bruce Wayne and fund his science. KogMaw Eat it all, he don't know shit bout money.

TheFancySkeleton4/3/2015, 7:23:27 PM2 votes

Bard merely leaves it there and continues wandering around.

Tentacle Love3/30/2015, 7:56:35 PM1 votes

MissFortune One, yes, one, giant, gold-bedecked, jewel-encrusted, pimped out ship. Complete with a damn throne, and little cannons that shoot jewelry because she's got that much of it. Also it flies. And shoots lasers. and has robo parrots. and ninjas to go along with the pirate crew, because she can afford even that.

ham døg9/30/2015, 12:26:14 AM1 votes

Brand Buys a house Tristana Buys boomer some decorations.