I'm an on-hit champion

oortoomeebreesuu·10/10/2018, 7:34:27 AM·147 votes·21,594 views

Kaisa I'm an on-hit champion

Sivir Ah, so you use your basic attacks to kill enemies?

Kaisa Not exactly - I do a lot of magic damage

Corki Ratio problems, I know the feel

Kaisa Well, it's percent health damage

Ezreal So you find yourself some mana issues?

Kaisa What's that? I rush stormrazor.

Jhin I see you're an artist of some culture as well, and how many shots does your passive stack?

Kaisa Uh, four?

Jhin Oh, yes.

Ashe Don't mind him. I'm sure you'll get through the laning phase just fine, though your range leaves something to be desired.

Kaisa Oh, no, my favorite thing is to spam from a sc-

KogMaw Screen away! Just when they think they're safe - SPLAT! You know they used to catch me playing around with trinity force, but now it's "all the rage" - blade! am i right? It's tough for us no mobility carries out here.

Kaisa Hehe, no mobility. Nah, I build strictly AP. I'm an on-hit champion.

38 Comments

Spank the Fox10/10/2018, 1:00:29 PM100 votes

Kaisa I’m a late game champion

Vayne Oh, so your laning must be difficult and your fate in the hands of your support!

Kaisa I mean I do work well with certain supports than others. And by work well, I mean become a lane bully if I have an Alistar, Thresh, or Leona because of my passive.

Caitlyn A lane bully then? Your mid game must be weak to compensate for that fact then, no?

Kaisa Not if I get a lead or use my ultimate for picks.

Draven So early and mid is the name of your game? Guess you must be quite a high risk, high reward champion that falls off without a significant lead.

Kaisa hehe fall off what? I’m a late game champion :)

saltran10/10/2018, 10:24:54 AM76 votes

Jhin see you're an artist of some culture as well, and how many shots does your passive stack?

Kaisa Uh, four?

Technically Kai'Sa passive triggers with 5 stacks and not 4.

BugsLivesMatters10/10/2018, 10:37:05 AM13 votes

Quality content right there my good sir. In exchange for the giggles, I present you with my upvote.

[slayer-pantheon-thumbs]

Eranell10/10/2018, 3:40:54 PM12 votes

First neft that is due on her is to make allies unable to apply her plasma stacks. I wouldn't even mind to increase her ults range to whatever the range of her W is for compensation but I'm getting tired of allies being able to hold a champions hand. Synergy is one thing but hitting the great wall of china with a rock from 1 foot away makes it to easy. It started with Yasuo's ult working with any displacement, kept going with reworked Swain's passive working with every hard CC nearby and now we have Kaisa working with every hard CC from one screen away and providing multiple stacks.

When your allies can apply your strongest feature, then there is something wrong. The only champion on which this sort of feature truly worked on so far IMO is Sej because even if she doesn't have to apply the first stack of Permafrost herself it has to be a melee champion with an auto attack which isn't always easy to pull of. And Braum must apply the first stack of his passive himself.

Vlada Cut10/10/2018, 7:49:00 AM8 votes

LOL

Colton14710/10/2018, 7:36:00 AM7 votes

Sivir item 3124 item 3153 item 3006 item 3085 item 3115 item 3091

ŠhukketsuKAGÉ10/10/2018, 11:42:03 PM7 votes

My better question is why did I read this in all of their voices and accents.

KFCeytron10/10/2018, 3:36:35 PM6 votes

There's nothing inherently wrong or unbalanceable about Kai'Sa's kit; she's just intentionally overtuned to sell Worlds merch (skin, tickets, "gold" packages, etc.).

l MrD l10/10/2018, 12:50:24 PM4 votes

WHen i saw kaisa i thought she was an adaptive ADC in the sense that with her Q build enough AD and you get a bursty ADC .. with her W build enough AP and you become a ranged artillery sieging ADC and with her E and building enough attack speed you become a standard adc with more outplay potential ...

But what she is now build anything you can try to evolve all your skills and do everything ... like come on lol

I Smell Pizza10/11/2018, 1:10:54 AM2 votes

funny, sad, and true. Kaisa is a Mary sue

xxx6Wizard9xxx10/11/2018, 3:52:17 PM2 votes

Kaisa I am fairly balanced. The best champion our GODs (rito dev) ever made

Spooky Skeleton10/12/2018, 7:12:23 AM1 votes

D E L E T E R A G E B L A D E

Power Cosmic10/10/2018, 8:27:48 PM1 votes

I love nonfiction.

Smartness Immune10/10/2018, 9:13:59 PM1 votes

Can you make a continuation of this? Pretty please?

Larriet10/10/2018, 10:52:56 PM1 votes

I want more posts like this.

O for Orianna10/10/2018, 11:13:21 PM1 votes

how did you get this idea? its so good! xd

LibroMastro10/11/2018, 1:02:33 AM1 votes

it's funny how you guys complain about kaisa just now

Shmeeve10/11/2018, 5:18:27 AM1 votes

I mean.... it's true... but on the bright side she can't ult AWAY from people, so it's either you suck as kai'sa or your good as her.

Lunar Strain10/11/2018, 5:53:26 AM1 votes

I always said that passive would make her tricky to balance

floo10/11/2018, 9:13:01 AM1 votes

Jhin Art

TheFortex10/11/2018, 1:51:19 PM1 votes

MasterYi Who?