IF you were your FAVORITE champion, what would you do in your life?
This is sorta relevant to if you now wake up as your main, what do you do, but not exactly... some people like a hero a lot but they really suck at them but, hey, here it is.
If I were cho'gath I would go to New York, eat everyone there quickly, then hide under the pacific ocean for 30 years feasting on whales until I was the size of a Kaiju (Pacific Rim, if you havent seen it you should) Then, I would resurface and terrorize San Francisco and Seattle, throwing giant spikes at whatever came at me, and screaming soldiers to death. Then as I rampaged across the continent, once I reached the president I would devour him whole, spit him out, and devour him again.
go where I please
Consume & Adapt 

I guess I would have to retain balance. After that I would dropkick people who annoy me, then become a nurse who's also a proffesional soccer player
You know, get a college degree, find a good job, settle down, maybe invest a little...
become a pornstar
every were shadows with me
become a football player, make millions, fuck bitches, and buy a working transformer (⌐■_■)
Miss my kind. That, and cry every day as Riot changes my lore.
ether way, but in the actual journey to the west, wukong has 72(ish) transformations, can transform every hair on his body into decoys that can fight and do everything he can, has a 10 ton pillar as a weapon, and can fly using a nimbus cloud. similar to the lol wukong, but a lot more powerful. ether way, I would see if i like bananas more than i used to .__.
I'd go shopping.

Some people just want to watch the world burn.
do?
... I'm actually hella paranoid so if this happens... FFFFCCCCCCKKKKKKml....
and 'll have to get documents change, explain tails and ears and shit... too much work... unless Halloween. That would be AWESOME :D
Find my buddy
. Get rich off of Military contracts. Pull a Tony Stark, and privatize world peace.
Cast W on my school, instantly gain over 200 AP.
Bury people alive i guess?
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