IF you were your FAVORITE champion, what would you do in your life?

athame·10/30/2014, 12:39:44 AM·2 votes·1,834 views

This is sorta relevant to if you now wake up as your main, what do you do, but not exactly... some people like a hero a lot but they really suck at them but, hey, here it is.

         If I were cho'gath I would go to New York, eat everyone there quickly, then hide under the pacific ocean for 30 years feasting on whales until I was the size of a Kaiju (Pacific Rim, if you havent seen it you should) Then, I would resurface and terrorize San Francisco and Seattle, throwing giant spikes at whatever came at me, and screaming soldiers to death. Then as I rampaged across the continent, once I reached the president I would devour him whole, spit him out, and devour him again.

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Kled Man Walking10/30/2014, 12:56:33 AM5 votes

Veigar?

Farm Q on ants, become most powerful being in the universe.

Then just do something not actually harmful for a shitload of money, go into hiding and do whatever I want for the rest of my life.

Tamur11/4/2014, 1:17:27 AM3 votes

DrMundo go where I please

Alderon WolfBane10/30/2014, 2:56:25 AM3 votes

Khazix Consume & Adapt Khazix

Deep Terror Nami10/30/2014, 12:42:41 AM3 votes

Drown captivated sailors Nami

FluffyMcArfArf10/30/2014, 1:31:47 PM2 votes

Nasus

I would put my IQ to good use and become a doctor or a scientist.

Nah, just kidding. I would become a male stripper.

buneter11/4/2014, 1:03:22 AM2 votes

Akali I guess I would have to retain balance. After that I would dropkick people who annoy me, then become a nurse who's also a proffesional soccer player

Narasimha10/30/2014, 12:59:35 AM2 votes

Mordekaiser You know, get a college degree, find a good job, settle down, maybe invest a little...

FOOL! WHAT DO YOU THINK I WOULD DO???

Lady of Hresvelg10/30/2014, 9:42:53 AM2 votes

Ummm, go fish? Fizz

LoliOG10/30/2014, 7:26:49 PM2 votes

MissFortune become a pornstar

ShockBlade ŻΣD10/31/2014, 8:32:39 PM1 votes

Zed every were shadows with me

ThatAutofillSupp11/1/2014, 11:54:21 PM1 votes

Gnar become a football player, make millions, fuck bitches, and buy a working transformer (⌐■_■)

Kindvirus11/3/2014, 10:40:37 AM1 votes

Skarner Miss my kind. That, and cry every day as Riot changes my lore.

Spooky Spooker11/3/2014, 10:57:31 PM1 votes

Punch Stuff.Vi

Blue Moon Wolf11/4/2014, 12:11:26 AM1 votes

are we going real world lore or lol lore, because i would be MonkeyKing ether way, but in the actual journey to the west, wukong has 72(ish) transformations, can transform every hair on his body into decoys that can fight and do everything he can, has a 10 ton pillar as a weapon, and can fly using a nimbus cloud. similar to the lol wukong, but a lot more powerful. ether way, I would see if i like bananas more than i used to .__.

Tentacle Love11/4/2014, 12:16:24 AM1 votes

Zyra I'd go shopping.

Bestoftheworst11/4/2014, 2:05:07 AM1 votes

Thresh

Gather people's souls and be super scary 0_o

Mecha MaIphite11/4/2014, 2:40:58 AM1 votes

Get drunk and pick up the ladies. Gragas

Mahnigguh11/6/2014, 4:16:27 PM1 votes

Brand Some people just want to watch the world burn.

Rew71110/30/2014, 12:57:14 AM1 votes

... what does an Udyr do?

athame10/30/2014, 12:58:32 AM1 votes

Grats to Burrowinghippo for posting the first story that I meant to be writen. Bit odd- granted- but a story nonetheless

weihe12310/30/2014, 5:21:30 AM1 votes

Ahri... I'm actually hella paranoid so if this happens... FFFFCCCCCCKKKKKKml.... and 'll have to get documents change, explain tails and ears and shit... too much work... unless Halloween. That would be AWESOME :D

TheRainInSpain10/30/2014, 5:25:39 AM1 votes

Spam laugh at the silly Air Force pilots about real stealth. Teemo

FebruAhri10/30/2014, 10:51:06 AM1 votes

Ahri charm some ladies

WDTOD10/30/2014, 11:48:28 PM1 votes

Heimerdinger Find my buddy Ziggs. Get rich off of Military contracts. Pull a Tony Stark, and privatize world peace.

Junkο10/31/2014, 5:26:49 PM1 votes

Veigar Cast W on my school, instantly gain over 200 AP.

Zed Start a 1 man against the world war, turn everybodys shadows into clones of them that kill them

Yorick Bury people alive i guess?

Crett10/31/2014, 7:12:11 PM1 votes

"This essay needs to be redone. The note at the end about me dying didn't actually happen." "Whatever doesn't kill you just isn't finished yet Twitch "