When someone tells you to stop dying

Laughing Fish·Jun 17, 2015·69 votes·5,927 views

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48 Comments

I Main SwainJun 17, 201533 votes

whats worse is when they get mad at you for not having x and y items yet like "why the crap don't you have a sunfire and randuins"

why don't you just give me 6000 gold

DryditchJun 17, 20152 votes

I'd love to be able to do that... or donate items.

IcyPepperJun 18, 20155 votes

Then supports would be forced to give their adc EVERYTHING D:

DryditchJun 18, 20151 votes

I think support gold income is low enough they'd be exempt, but I'd love to be able to give my adc a free bf sword if they bought sight stone for me.

IcyPepperJun 18, 20151 votes

If an adc spent a single gold piece into providing vision for their team, I would be kissing the ground they walk on.

So the occasional adc. Ya know.

There's a good side and a dark side to this. The adc's who are nice, and those who demand you fork everything over until you have nothing but a sightstone left.

agbudarJun 18, 20152 votes

its pretty easy start supporting midlane instead. its like the abusive girlfriend that has (still) some really small boobs but you hope she will get that surgery. instead you could just make out with the girl next door who already has a pair of good knockers

IcyPepperJun 18, 20151 votes

Or top lane, since they don't get as much attention from the boys (junglers) and sometimes they get lonely. Some of them are even needy.

HyKobushiJun 17, 20159 votes

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whats worse is when they get mad at you for not having x and y items yet like "why the crap don't you have a sunfire and randuins"

why don't you just give me 6000 gold

Wait wait wait, you can build swain without a sunfire or randuins?

Opening my mind to new ideas D:

I Main SwainJun 17, 201511 votes

my pro swain build Swain item 3085 item 2045 item 3117 item 3105 item 3025 item 3046 item 3050

LittleBlastJun 18, 20158 votes

Trinkets just take up an item space obviously

HyKobushiJun 18, 20153 votes

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Trinkets just take up an item space obviously

True but I'd replace the ruby sightstone with a rot portal, but that's just me~!

I Main SwainJun 18, 201512 votes

when you're good enough at a champ you can fill the trinket slot with an item. mastery level 6 unlock

Laughing FishJun 18, 20156 votes

Damn, that is even better than my Swain build: Swain item 3056 item 3719 item 3141 item 3508 item 3074 item 3035 item 3342

Noam BraumskyJun 18, 20155 votes

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Damn, that is even better than my Swain build:

Really? No item 3504 ?

Laughing FishJun 18, 20152 votes

Only if you are laning against Urgot.

AnisopteraJun 18, 20151 votes

Trail of comments left me dying xD

Laughing FishJun 18, 20155 votes

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LanayurianJun 18, 20151 votes

My pro Mobafire AD Swain build item 1036

darkgerbil5Jun 19, 20151 votes

That's almost as good as my pro poppy build Poppy : item 3599 item 3196 item 3085 item 3184 item 3720 item 1001

DrukyulJun 17, 20152 votes

And then when a minion wave comes by, they clear it with their good damage from their expensive items.

Calibretto9Jun 17, 201517 votes

Bro, this is how I feel every time I'm pushing a lane and whaling away on the tower and someone pings the tower. Like, seriously? Are you telling me to attack the thing I'm currently attacking? Thanks for that, champ!

Acolyte of SteelJun 17, 20153 votes

I do that sometimes just to give my team awareness that you are, indeed, pushing tower as well as confirm "keep pushing" Sometimes in league, when an enemy goes mia, seconds can make the difference. Insisting to take turr can be a big deal.

AuroramancerJun 17, 20155 votes

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Bro, this is how I feel every time I'm pushing a lane and whaling away on the tower and someone pings the tower. Like, seriously? Are you telling me to attack the thing I'm currently attacking? Thanks for that, champ!

I usually ping a tower that someone is working as a confirmation to finish the tower. I see a lot players (myself included) who will wale on a tower for a bit, and then back away for fear of the enemy team coming around to kill them. If i know that there are no enemy threats to prevent my teammate from finishing the tower, I will ping it once and I appreciate it when others do it for me.

What annoys me is when I am working on a tower and someone spam pings the hell out of it due to frustration from maybe a lost team fight or something, and they said "lmao how have you not killed that yet". Or I'm clearing minions near the tower so that my own minions will focus the tower with me and someone says "WTF HIT THE TOWER"

ArkenStormJun 18, 20151 votes

i was playing shen once, and this vayne was like omg shen why are you not pushing faster. because im a TANK who hasnt built wits end yet? "no it's because youre last hitting"........ with my q......in between autoattacks..... Some people

WolfBVJun 18, 20151 votes

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Bro, this is how I feel every time I'm pushing a lane and whaling away on the tower and someone pings the tower. Like, seriously? Are you telling me to attack the thing I'm currently attacking? Thanks for that, champ!

Also can be annoying when you see the jungle coming to bank you so you start leaving and immediately there're 7 danger and careful pings like, yeah, I see that.

ProvengreilJun 18, 20151 votes

we have too much experience with people not doing that. I'm pinging.

Blue Moon WolfJun 17, 201513 votes

this is a dramatization of real events on aram a few days ago: Ziggs : hecarim, I will give you money if you stop getting grabbed by blitz Hecarim : -__- Blitzcrank ---------------< Ziggs Hecarim : .... ziggs, I will give you money... moral of the story: dodging blitz grabs can make you money

Mecha MaIphiteJun 18, 201510 votes

we all know blitz pickpockets all the people he grabs

AuroramancerJun 17, 20157 votes

"Stop dying" ---translation--- "Stop doing the things that cause your deaths, repeatedly"

Examples: Overextending, diving 1v3, staying under tower when it's obvious the enemy will dive you and kill you, etc.

LockensterJun 17, 20152 votes

some people don't understand wat stop dying translate

Ba55elsJun 18, 20151 votes

Fot his, we invented LoLCure.net it is a website where you can give summoners feedback. It might be not helping during your game, but you can give the others some hints and you also can tell them what they were doing right. This may help him to understand, what you or your teammates means with orders like "stop dying"

Laughing FishJun 17, 201513 votes

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Chief KebbieJun 18, 201511 votes

Then say those things; stop over extending, stop fighting under enemy turrets. What I translate Stop dying as "I don't know what to do but I want to yell at you"

ÓppáíJun 18, 20156 votes

They try to help, then they realize what you are up against. http://media.giphy.com/media/An9o39bmyTXG0/giphy.gif

Lt StrekoJun 18, 20154 votes

Then after you make a witty reply to them they say in all chat "GG report _____ for intentional feed"

AkesgerothJun 18, 20153 votes

I just mute them while telling them I'm going to push the "Don't die" button on my keyboard next to the "win" button.

ArkenStormJun 18, 20152 votes

I'm not the only one?!?

Icy AuronJun 18, 20153 votes

"(Your name here), why didn't you help me?" You: It would've been a 2v4. "We could've taken them."

Laughing FishJun 18, 20151 votes

item 3070 item 2050 ............... item 3460 ............... ..... item 3067 .....

ZyorhistJun 18, 20153 votes

My favorite is when you are under tower, behind minions, with an ally there they come in take you both out while tanking tower hits, and your team says "Don't feed".

most of the time I just wanna say "Where was I going to go, Detroit?"

AndroidYumiJun 18, 20151 votes

lmao this post cx

GhostOfShrimpmasJun 18, 20151 votes

Every time I hear this, I act like that was a though that had never occurred to me, and thank them for suggesting such an attractive sounding strategy.

They never pick up on the sarcasm, for some reason. OP, I think those people are just dumb.

OyddAWqJ5rJun 18, 20151 votes

People really need to stop saying this. And they wonder why the people they say it to start tilting.

ZadicJun 18, 20151 votes

the same thing when someone spam retreat ping WHILE you are getting ganked

bonus point if they keep doing the closest jungle camp while it happens

Hard PenetratorJun 18, 20151 votes

Sometimes they will have worse score than you, sometimes you will die because someone fed Talon/Rengar/LB/Akali and so on and it is really hard to play in general if you drop from one switft combo in about 1.2sec.

Most of the time it will be while you are dying vs 3 or 4 enemies while your teammates are taking raptors.

KanzlerJun 18, 20151 votes

Maybe stop making the same mistake that has gotten you killed the previous 5 times? I'm sure that's what your teammate wants to say but doesnt feel like taking the time out of his gameplay to do so.

Laughing FishJun 18, 20156 votes