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whats worse is when they get mad at you for not having x and y items yet like "why the crap don't you have a sunfire and randuins"
why don't you just give me 6000 gold
Bro, this is how I feel every time I'm pushing a lane and whaling away on the tower and someone pings the tower. Like, seriously? Are you telling me to attack the thing I'm currently attacking? Thanks for that, champ!
this is a dramatization of real events on aram a few days ago:
: hecarim, I will give you money if you stop getting grabbed by blitz
: -__-
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: .... ziggs, I will give you money...
moral of the story: dodging blitz grabs can make you money
"Stop dying" ---translation--- "Stop doing the things that cause your deaths, repeatedly"
Examples: Overextending, diving 1v3, staying under tower when it's obvious the enemy will dive you and kill you, etc.
They try to help, then they realize what you are up against. http://media.giphy.com/media/An9o39bmyTXG0/giphy.gif
Then after you make a witty reply to them they say in all chat "GG report _____ for intentional feed"
My favorite is when you are under tower, behind minions, with an ally there they come in take you both out while tanking tower hits, and your team says "Don't feed".
most of the time I just wanna say "Where was I going to go, Detroit?"
I just mute them while telling them I'm going to push the "Don't die" button on my keyboard next to the "win" button.
"(Your name here), why didn't you help me?" You: It would've been a 2v4. "We could've taken them."
People really need to stop saying this. And they wonder why the people they say it to start tilting.
Every time I hear this, I act like that was a though that had never occurred to me, and thank them for suggesting such an attractive sounding strategy.
They never pick up on the sarcasm, for some reason. OP, I think those people are just dumb.
Sometimes they will have worse score than you, sometimes you will die because someone fed Talon/Rengar/LB/Akali and so on and it is really hard to play in general if you drop from one switft combo in about 1.2sec.
Most of the time it will be while you are dying vs 3 or 4 enemies while your teammates are taking raptors.
Maybe stop making the same mistake that has gotten you killed the previous 5 times? I'm sure that's what your teammate wants to say but doesnt feel like taking the time out of his gameplay to do so.
lmao this post cx
the same thing when someone spam retreat ping WHILE you are getting ganked
bonus point if they keep doing the closest jungle camp while it happens