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Malicious Metal30 votes

Well, not every Memer can have such a sultry voice like myself~

TheTarians27 votes

Hues Seductively

Face The Sun5 votes

oh myyyyyyyyyyy

Malicious Metal5 votes

#Hue~

Chaos6892 votes

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Aír3 votes

I can disagree.

cough King Odarth cough

Malicious Metal3 votes

Only 'cause his accent's cute :9

Vei4 votes

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I WILL HEAR YOUR VOICE ONE DAY

DEMACIAN

I WILL TROLL YOU1 votes

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We didn't see you for two day and I got worried. We sent out a search party and posted your avatar on milk cartons all across north america. Thankfully you have returned now the civil war on the forums that has been raging can finally come to an end.

Melledoneus1 votes

I bet I'm gonna be like, "Ok, I'm going to hear some normal college dude on the line." Garen "DEMACI-HI!" "Don't know what I expected, but ok."

A Liberal8 votes

A lot of people are surprised when they hear my voice IRL or on voice chat. Heck, even I am suprised when I hear my voice.

I literally sound like Kermit the Frog... but like... gayer...

a friendly man7 votes

HAHAHAHA, I had to log in to comment on this. I work at a gym, I consider myself a of decent build and size. 6"2 at 220 lbs. I have been lifting consistantly for about 3 and a half years. Then one day a client starts calling me "Froggy" . Then the glass shattered and I realized I sound like Kermit the fricken frog when I talk. So I feel your pain my man. But start lifting and it wont matter what you sound like. When you can deadlift 500lbs normal people wont make fun of your voice ( accept for this one lady ahaha ).

AninLegions7772 votes

Help me Senpai! Me need to lose belly fat. What to do? [zombie-nunu-tears]

qeJX2cN9nz1 votes

stop eating

AninLegions7771 votes

Damn. Oh well, I give up

Supreme Senpai691 votes

Step 1. Download Pokemon Go Step 2. Visit Pokestops and collect many eggs Step 3. Walk 25 kilometers to hatch your eggs Step 4. Celebrate with a lot of food. You won't lose weight, but you'll have five new Pokemon!

a friendly man1 votes

Its all calories in vs calories out, and the quality of the food you eat. If you want to lose weight, you need to consumer 200-300 calories less a day than you are expending. If you want to gain weight you need to eat an excess of callories compared to what you are expending. Mix that in with moderate exercise 3-4 times a week and you will see changes. But you have to be consistent. Try to lose weight like you tried getting out of elo hell.

AninLegions7771 votes

Try to lose weight like you tried getting out of elo hell.

So basically try till I'm almost dead from exhaustion? How do I know my calorie intake? Noob question, I know

a friendly man1 votes

Hahaha Not exactly, that was more of a joke. But with some truth in their. There is no need to apologize for asking how to know your calorie intake. Asking questions no matter how stupid you think they are is only going to benefit you if you are willing to learn. So always ask and always question until you understand . Then keep learning! With that aside..Calorie counting can seem daunting at first, but its simple, There are 4 calories per gram of protein, 4 calories per gram of carbs, and 9 calories per gram of fat. If you want to make it easier, just use your fist as a guide. One fist size portion of protien per meal, 1 fist full of carbs ( White rice/red potatoes/ sweet potatoes / ) and 2 fist fulls of veggies.

AninLegions7771 votes

Thanks so much for this. :D

Rikirie4 votes

I guess you can lift 500lbs but that's none of my business sips tea

a friendly man1 votes

Indeed I can. It's unfortunatley not impressive enough in comparison to some of the guys I lift with. My 500lbs is like Gold division while my other lifting friends are in diamond or challenger. Always strive to be better!

Miss Luxanna5 votes

What I expected : Darius

What I got : Garen

rtbf2103100954 votes

you expected a lumberjack, and got a beyblade battler? Hmmmmmm am I doing it right?

Vistha Kai2 votes

Have I missed something?

HayRoss1 votes

I expected some godly Morgan Freeman/Kevin Brighting style voice

Fritterz1 votes

Curious what people would think of my voice.

Skelenth1 votes

One day...

WutsKraken1 votes

To a lot of people I sound like a mumbler over comms for some reason

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