Your favorite champion gets locked in a room with Teemo for 24 hours. What happens?

Laughing Fish·Mar 18, 2015·17 votes·6,029 views

Your favorite champion gets locked in a room with for 24 hours. The walls are indestructible, and the doors will remain locked for the full 24 hours. What happens?

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JixxMar 18, 201530 votes

Rammus Ok.

Laughing FishMar 18, 201511 votes

Okay.

CatloafMar 18, 201515 votes

24 hours is 1440 minutes which is 86400 seconds. Teemo would be smashed under Gragas belly every 7.5 seconds (lvl 1 death time). This would result in 86400 / 7.5 = 11520 dead Teemos.

Laughing FishMar 18, 201518 votes

That's assuming Teemo did not kill him first. http://i927.photobucket.com/albums/ad112/bwarneke/teemo.gif

Crate of CobrasMar 18, 201526 votes

Twitch gets along well with Teemo because of their shared affinity for poisons and stealth. They discuss at length about the decline of good comedy, and how it's largely been replaced with unfunny memes. They come to a greater understanding of each other, though Twitch is somewhat harder to comprehend than Teemo, naturally, because his rework; while beautiful, it destroyed his dialogue's integrity. Now, Twitch merely demands sandwiches, as though it had any relevance to his character, and speaks like some mongoloid, joke voice actor trying way to hard to sound like a sneaky rat. Subtlety, though, is dead, which came along with the nerfs to Twitch's Q. Teemo considers that Twitch is what HE could become, perhaps, if he wasn't the sacred cow of shitty humour, and poorly-directed frustration.

Twitch, having no way of finding a sandwich, chooses to lie down and die. Teemo watches, mildly intrigued by Twitch's perverse mind. He offers Twitch release. One mushroom, and it can be finished. Twitch considers for a moment, and takes the mushroom. He eats it, falls ill, and dies. Teemo slumps into a corner of the room pondering the morality of his actions. Assisted suicide is a dark and heavy consideration for some. Teemo sighs, takes a few bottles of Twitch's poison, and chooses to use them in the future. He waits until the door is unlocked. Nobody questions the dead rat. He was as good as dead, so they say, after the nerfs. Teemo walks out. He never uses the poison.

Years later, Teemo will dust off those bottles in his house. His day on the Rift was difficult, and it left him feeling severely unhappy about his status in life. If he had a support of some kind, or if Twitch himself were still around, maybe he wouldn't be contemplating what he now contemplates. Maybe some friend could stop his train of negative emotions driven fundamentally by the horrible people still inhabiting the Rift. Toxins never die. For all the pain he's inflicted on others, he feels that perhaps it was his duty to do so, and that the toxicity on the Rift as it stands is more than could be justified by claims of duty.

He takes a bottle off the shelf, and pours the liquid into his tea. The evening sun wanes and submerges into the murky night. Stars gleam overhead as Teemo strolls over the wooded hills near his home. He sips from his cup slowly, feeling his nerves dull as his eyes glaze over, staring at the moon. Tears begin to form, but his face is nothing but wonderment - the gaze of seeing oneself in a crystal pond. He takes the last few sips, and he sits upon the hilltop. His trembling hands let the cup loose, and the remainder seeps into the earth. He lies on his back, falls prey to sleep, and dies.

And when others find Teemo's corpse, he is mocked and denigrated as the scourge of the Rift, finally having met his death at his own hands, too weak to fight and die like a true warrior. On his tombstone, it reads:

      "Here Lies a Coward.

The Lurker Dealing Poison Death Brought Death By Lurking Poison"

And not one person comes to see his passing.

StraleyMar 19, 20154 votes

Twitch is also my favorite champ and this is beautiful. +1 Don't know if the poison would be strong enough to kill though since they nerfed his passive too :(

Crate of CobrasMar 19, 20154 votes

LOL

DrathTurtle314Mar 18, 201525 votes

Tristana I really don't want to know...

NinjaToad99Mar 18, 201530 votes

Is that a rocket in your pocket?

(I'm so sorry)

The LexerMar 19, 20158 votes

You sir...

have either made or ruined my day idk yet

Noodle HunterMar 19, 20158 votes

"Size doesn't matter"

Blue Moon WolfMar 19, 20155 votes

don't worry, Rumble would have probably broken in and killed Teemo the moment his tracker stopped signaling. hes very protective :p

femméMar 18, 201520 votes

"CAPTAIN TEEMO ON DU-" Teemo

"CAPTAIN DRAAAAAVEN ON DUTY" Draven

Laughing FishMar 18, 20152 votes

Draaaaaaaaaaaaaaven cannot hit what he cannot see.

femméMar 18, 20159 votes

yea he can he's just that good Draven

Tentakill MyselfMar 18, 201514 votes

Bard Later Bitch.

DrathTurtle314Mar 18, 20153 votes

We will just put them in a prison so that he will go past one wall into another locked room (assume teemo follows him each time) and make sure that no matter which walls he uses his magical journey on(and assuming he uses it off cooldown) he will still be in the complex for 24 hours.

KeevalroyMar 19, 201514 votes

Ahri He's dead. Akali He's dead. Karthus They're both dead.

PæanMar 18, 201510 votes

Shaco will just stand in the corner and stare at Teemo while planting boxes in front of himself for protection and Shaco's clone is crying in the other corner. Not even a demonic jester can avert the Devil's wrath.

alcatrazEscapeeMar 18, 201510 votes

Favorite Champion:

Pretty much this: https://vimeo.com/79953797

Although inside a room, where teemo would be able to be endlessly bounced off of walls.

Illâoi Evê SiônMar 18, 20159 votes

Evelynn They never see another. **EVER **.
(Would they even realize the other was there? O_o)

Edit: Oh, sorry. Isn't my favorite champion. Leona is. Hmmmmm.
Leona: Sir? Excuse me sir. Teemo: (readies his poison darts) Leona: Do you have some time to talk about our lord and savior the sun? Teemo: Uhh ... Leona: He saves all. Teemo: Uhh ... (goes invisible) Leona: Sir? Where did you go, sir? Oh, if only I could see the sun ...

Chaotic ReksMar 18, 20159 votes

Xerath "look what happened to Renekton "

Laughing FishMar 18, 20155 votes

Teemo would corrupt Xerath .

Chaotic ReksMar 18, 20154 votes

Xerath be like "BITCH YOU CANT CORRUPT A PERFECT BEING"

UncensoredAngelMar 19, 20151 votes

Than he would turn into a shadow and die

Ariel the CruelMar 19, 20153 votes

Zed Been there. Done that. Highly Recommended.

Maximum ZileanMar 19, 20159 votes

Zilean would fast forward the 24 hours because he doesn't want to be in a room with that thing...

Mirage SeraphMar 19, 20159 votes

TwistedFate Poker for the first 10 minutes. Then immediately Destiny out.

Mathlete864Mar 18, 20157 votes

Fiddlesticks Sluuurrppp Drain Drain Drain Drain

Laughing FishMar 18, 201511 votes

You can't drain a soul that doesn't exist.

JJ H0GMar 18, 20156 votes

Khazix Does killing teemo give him a 5th evolution?

Laughing FishMar 18, 20153 votes

If he can catch the vile vermin. http://fc01.deviantart.net/fs71/f/2012/297/7/1/bunny_teemo_gif_by_katzina-d5itq5m.gif

Damorion215Mar 19, 20156 votes

Ahri : ...this wasn't the man I was told about...

Teemo : Heh heh. Aaalright. Giggidy giggidy gi-ga-dy!

BakedLotionMar 18, 20155 votes

My favorite champ is teemo.. So.. SIKE BURN IN HELL TEEMO Teemo summoner 14

Laughing FishMar 18, 201542 votes

https://38.media.tumblr.com/9b6db30b6629a678531c01165b2a6114/tumblr_ng907024H51u41inro1_400.gif

WeFlyNoLieMar 18, 20155 votes

Assuming Garen is level 18 with max CDR. He can use Demacian Justice every 48 seconds.

This means Garen would lay Demacian Justice upon Teemo 1800 times exactly.

Glorious

Spooky SpookerMar 18, 20154 votes

A great day for Demacia indeed.

The SoulforgedMar 19, 20155 votes

Poppy reverts to her Lollipoppy state and they have an intense battle.

Laughing FishMar 19, 20155 votes

Nobody beats Lollipoppy. Nobody.

WheatloafMar 19, 20155 votes

Velkoz 99% fur, 1% glee.

M0RDEKA1SERMar 18, 20154 votes

Udyr shreds him to pieces.

Teemo only escapes the Godyr's wrath when he can run.

There will be blood.

Laughing FishMar 18, 20157 votes

There will be blood. But none of it will be Teemo's.

ZACKandATTACKMar 18, 20154 votes

Teemo gets his ass wooped by ZAC because he can't run and i take up most of the room.

Laughing FishMar 18, 20151 votes

But that also means you will step on every shroom at once.

NinjaToad99Mar 18, 20153 votes

But the damage doesn't stack so it'll be better that way.

Laughing FishMar 18, 20151 votes

Problem is Zac is squishy. The shrooms will get deep inside of him, and rot out his insides.

DrathTurtle314Mar 18, 20153 votes

I'm not as squishy as I look

- Zac

The LexerMar 19, 20153 votes

He was made for this...literally

StephenizgodMar 19, 20153 votes

Garen

They come to an understanding and joing forces becoming the New Champion Gareemo!

Q - Garen slams down silencing you while Teemo shoots you with poison darts. He also has 400% movement speed for 8 seconds.

W - Garen blocks incoming damage, anyone who hits Garen while W is active gets pelted with Mushrooms.

E - Garen begins spinning, Teemo shoots blinding darts. Everyone in a 900 radius around Gareemo is blinded for 6 seconds.

R- Gareemo put forth both their strengths to summon a giant Mushroom slamming it down on target champion dealing 50% of their maximum life as Magic Damage and slowing them by 80%. If there is no champion the Mushroom will stay in place for 10 min becoming invisible, Gareemo can have up to 40 Mushrooms on the field at once.

infinate 8sMar 23, 20153 votes

Veigar Immediately kills Teemo and then instantly regrets it cuz hes locked up in a room with no company and goes even more insane