Your favorite champion gets locked in a room with Teemo for 24 hours. What happens?
Your favorite champion gets locked in a room with 
for 24 hours. The walls are indestructible, and the doors will remain locked for the full 24 hours. What happens?
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Ok.
gets along well with because of their shared affinity for poisons and stealth. They discuss at length about the decline of good comedy, and how it's largely been replaced with unfunny memes. They come to a greater understanding of each other, though Twitch is somewhat harder to comprehend than Teemo, naturally, because his rework; while beautiful, it destroyed his dialogue's integrity. Now, Twitch merely demands sandwiches, as though it had any relevance to his character, and speaks like some mongoloid, joke voice actor trying way to hard to sound like a sneaky rat. Subtlety, though, is dead, which came along with the nerfs to Twitch's Q. Teemo considers that Twitch is what HE could become, perhaps, if he wasn't the sacred cow of shitty humour, and poorly-directed frustration.
Twitch, having no way of finding a sandwich, chooses to lie down and die. Teemo watches, mildly intrigued by Twitch's perverse mind. He offers Twitch release. One mushroom, and it can be finished. Twitch considers for a moment, and takes the mushroom. He eats it, falls ill, and dies. Teemo slumps into a corner of the room pondering the morality of his actions. Assisted suicide is a dark and heavy consideration for some. Teemo sighs, takes a few bottles of Twitch's poison, and chooses to use them in the future. He waits until the door is unlocked. Nobody questions the dead rat. He was as good as dead, so they say, after the nerfs. Teemo walks out. He never uses the poison.
Years later, Teemo will dust off those bottles in his house. His day on the Rift was difficult, and it left him feeling severely unhappy about his status in life. If he had a support of some kind, or if Twitch himself were still around, maybe he wouldn't be contemplating what he now contemplates. Maybe some friend could stop his train of negative emotions driven fundamentally by the horrible people still inhabiting the Rift. Toxins never die. For all the pain he's inflicted on others, he feels that perhaps it was his duty to do so, and that the toxicity on the Rift as it stands is more than could be justified by claims of duty.
He takes a bottle off the shelf, and pours the liquid into his tea. The evening sun wanes and submerges into the murky night. Stars gleam overhead as Teemo strolls over the wooded hills near his home. He sips from his cup slowly, feeling his nerves dull as his eyes glaze over, staring at the moon. Tears begin to form, but his face is nothing but wonderment - the gaze of seeing oneself in a crystal pond. He takes the last few sips, and he sits upon the hilltop. His trembling hands let the cup loose, and the remainder seeps into the earth. He lies on his back, falls prey to sleep, and dies.
And when others find Teemo's corpse, he is mocked and denigrated as the scourge of the Rift, finally having met his death at his own hands, too weak to fight and die like a true warrior. On his tombstone, it reads:
"Here Lies a Coward.
The Lurker Dealing Poison Death Brought Death By Lurking Poison"
And not one person comes to see his passing.
I really don't want to know...
"CAPTAIN TEEMO ON DU-"
"CAPTAIN DRAAAAAVEN ON DUTY" 
He's dead.
He's dead.
They're both dead.
Later Bitch.
will just stand in the corner and stare at while planting boxes in front of himself for protection and Shaco's clone is crying in the other corner.
Not even a demonic jester can avert the Devil's wrath.
Favorite Champion: 
Pretty much this: https://vimeo.com/79953797
Although inside a room, where teemo would be able to be endlessly bounced off of walls.
"look what happened to 
"
Poker for the first 10 minutes.
Then immediately Destiny out.
They never see another. **EVER **.
(Would they even realize the other was there? O_o)
Edit: Oh, sorry. Isn't my favorite champion. 
is. Hmmmmm.
Leona: Sir? Excuse me sir.
Teemo: (readies his poison darts)
Leona: Do you have some time to talk about our lord and savior the sun?
Teemo: Uhh ...
Leona: He saves all.
Teemo: Uhh ... (goes invisible)
Leona: Sir? Where did you go, sir? Oh, if only I could see the sun ...
would fast forward the 24 hours because he doesn't want to be in a room with that thing...
Sluuurrppp Drain Drain Drain Drain
Does killing teemo give him a 5th evolution?
: ...this wasn't the man I was told about...
: Heh heh. Aaalright. Giggidy giggidy gi-ga-dy!
Assuming 
is level 18 with max CDR. He can use Demacian Justice every 48 seconds.
This means Garen would lay Demacian Justice upon Teemo 1800 times exactly.
Glorious
My favorite champ is teemo.. So..
SIKE BURN IN HELL TEEMO 
Poppy reverts to her Lollipoppy state and they have an intense battle.
99% fur, 1% glee.
shreds him to pieces.
only escapes the Godyr's wrath when he can run.
There will be blood.
Teemo gets his ass wooped by ZAC because he can't run and i take up most of the room.
Immediately kills and then instantly regrets it cuz hes locked up in a room with no company and goes even more insane
They come to an understanding and joing forces becoming the New Champion Gareemo!
Q - Garen slams down silencing you while Teemo shoots you with poison darts. He also has 400% movement speed for 8 seconds.
W - Garen blocks incoming damage, anyone who hits Garen while W is active gets pelted with Mushrooms.
E - Garen begins spinning, Teemo shoots blinding darts. Everyone in a 900 radius around Gareemo is blinded for 6 seconds.
R- Gareemo put forth both their strengths to summon a giant Mushroom slamming it down on target champion dealing 50% of their maximum life as Magic Damage and slowing them by 80%. If there is no champion the Mushroom will stay in place for 10 min becoming invisible, Gareemo can have up to 40 Mushrooms on the field at once.