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Solari Fortune23 votes

I wanted to avoid spoilers, but it is a laughing fish post

Ralanr16 votes

I dared and I was not disappointed.

Decrit11 votes

Story time: in Italy a television channel was broadcasting the countdown for the new year' s eve and at the bottom of the screen they were showing messages sent from people to wish happy holidays and so on. However in some cases people managed to sneak in additional informations... like Star Wars spoilers. Yeah.

That and some blasphemy but i am not sure what is worse.

High51 votes

Friend was playing CoD and someone's avatar name was the spoiler. I thought it was pretty funny.

P.s. just go see the movie

Decrit1 votes

I did it mate.

I did. And luckly in time!

I Main Swain7 votes

ive been going around ever since the movie came out telling everyone bs spoilers. my favorites:

darth vader is lukes father

kylo ren is snape (anyone who's seen the movie probably gets it)

dumbledor dies

voldemort wins

Twiggles12 votes

When my friends and I went to see the movie, my friend barely resisted saying this when he saw Ren:

"Turn your Sith textbook to page three hundred and ninety-four."

I Main Swain9 votes

when he took his helmet off i was like "ew, put it back on, put it back on"

Sulghunter1 votes

At least now, he has a damn good reason to keep his helmet on (wicked facial scar).

Alleo2 votes

And that nose.

I Main Swain1 votes

he already said "wicked facial scar"

I Main Swain1 votes

idk, id be rockin that scar. In fact, i SHOULD have a scar like that from when my sister pushed me out a window (dont ask). got a scar from the thorn bush i fell into that cut from my left cheekbone, up past my left eye, and onto the right side of my forehead.

curse you childhood healing powers.

Gamemaster Anth2 votes

I see I wasn't the only one who got a Snape vibe from Kylo Ren.

NightOfLight2 votes

Jar Jar Binks works for the sith.

PeponiPoro1 votes

Jar Jar Binks dies was one I was told, which didn't even make sense at the time.

Shahamut3 votes

Jar Jar Binks is a Sith Lord... Look up the theory on youtube if you dont believe me :P

PhillipsFillup2 votes

Not just any sith... Jar Jar is indeed Kylo Ren

I Main Swain1 votes

i was told that if J J Abrams messed up star wars he'd forever be known as Jar Jar Abrams

Zirzon1 votes

My personal favorite joke-spoiler is: "Space Nazis."

Bottom Laner5 votes

B-but, the spoiler is on the back of the car...

Streetlight Man1 votes

Not sure if this is a pun about the usual location of a spoiler on a car or

revliledpembroke5 votes

Heh.....now I kinda want to create a post that says "Star Wars Episode VII" spoilers, but just describe one of the books from the old Expanded Universe.

Embertine3 votes

Well atleast you both followed the "No starwars spoilers" rule why breaking it at the same time lol

Kitty Darkstar2 votes

Predicted

S H A Y C 02 votes

I categorically deny this claim and i demand proof of these outlandish allegations!

Ariel the Cruel1 votes

I thought Darth Vader was Luke's mother?

Eclipse13371 votes

R2D2 is part if the illuminati

Void Nargacuga1 votes

OH COME ON! I was expecting a Force Awakens SPOILER! Still funny though!

Oh, I REALLY enjoyed Force Awakens. I WAITED UNTIL AFTER I WATCHED IT TO SEE THIS!

Well played. [zombie-brand-clap]

Gubaguy1 votes

FFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU WHY DID I CLICK?

Keppa1 votes

How are you people real

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