I wanted to avoid spoilers, but it is a laughing fish post
I dared and I was not disappointed.
Story time: in Italy a television channel was broadcasting the countdown for the new year' s eve and at the bottom of the screen they were showing messages sent from people to wish happy holidays and so on. However in some cases people managed to sneak in additional informations... like Star Wars spoilers. Yeah.
That and some blasphemy but i am not sure what is worse.
ive been going around ever since the movie came out telling everyone bs spoilers. my favorites:
darth vader is lukes father
kylo ren is snape (anyone who's seen the movie probably gets it)
dumbledor dies
voldemort wins
When my friends and I went to see the movie, my friend barely resisted saying this when he saw Ren:
"Turn your Sith textbook to page three hundred and ninety-four."
when he took his helmet off i was like "ew, put it back on, put it back on"
At least now, he has a damn good reason to keep his helmet on (wicked facial scar).
And that nose.
he already said "wicked facial scar"
idk, id be rockin that scar. In fact, i SHOULD have a scar like that from when my sister pushed me out a window (dont ask). got a scar from the thorn bush i fell into that cut from my left cheekbone, up past my left eye, and onto the right side of my forehead.
curse you childhood healing powers.
I see I wasn't the only one who got a Snape vibe from Kylo Ren.
Jar Jar Binks works for the sith.
Jar Jar Binks dies was one I was told, which didn't even make sense at the time.
Jar Jar Binks is a Sith Lord... Look up the theory on youtube if you dont believe me :P
Not just any sith... Jar Jar is indeed Kylo Ren
i was told that if J J Abrams messed up star wars he'd forever be known as Jar Jar Abrams
My personal favorite joke-spoiler is: "Space Nazis."
B-but, the spoiler is on the back of the car...
Not sure if this is a pun about the usual location of a spoiler on a car or
Heh.....now I kinda want to create a post that says "Star Wars Episode VII" spoilers, but just describe one of the books from the old Expanded Universe.
Well atleast you both followed the "No starwars spoilers" rule why breaking it at the same time lol
Predicted
I categorically deny this claim and i demand proof of these outlandish allegations!
I thought Darth Vader was Luke's mother?
R2D2 is part if the illuminati
OH COME ON! I was expecting a Force Awakens SPOILER! Still funny though!
Oh, I REALLY enjoyed Force Awakens. I WAITED UNTIL AFTER I WATCHED IT TO SEE THIS!
Well played. [zombie-brand-clap]
FFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU WHY DID I CLICK?
How are you people real